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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
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Is it true you can just get this at any time of your life ???
My eyes have been really irritated the last few days , watery and stuff . Looks like I'm permanently crying. An attractive look that I would advocate to anyone lol:
Can't think of any other causes so have narrowed it down to hayfever or irritable eye syndrome rubschin:
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Try Clarityn. Over the counter. They work
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It can be with you for life, go away suddenly or attack you suddenly.
Different things for different people.
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Clarityn cloud9:
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Do you have shares rubschin:
Are they not all like for like then with the same ingredients in and stuff rubschin:
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No ~ diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks
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You can even get jabs, just like the flu ones.
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No ~ diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks
True, but Clarityn have never failed me in a lifetime of suffering sad24:
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No ~ diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks
True, but Clarityn have never failed me in a lifetime of suffering sad24:
Placebo for sure then
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P.T.'s can effect yer 'ealth like.
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Maybe it's the sweat in my eyes rubschin:
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You need Barman's special hayfever cure like.... eyes:
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I want something that won't make my eyes sting thanks whistle:
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eeek:
I am reminded of a rude story redface:
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eeek:
I am reminded of a rude story redface:
Popcorn:
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Wait
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Wait
1hr. 10 mins. so far. sleep021
Bloody long story you're typing there...if you don't mind me saying so like? ::)
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I forgot.
It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.
The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.
Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"
She was never seen again rubschin:
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We now await confirmation of her statement ..................... Popcorn:
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maybee the laydees can help Shrugs:
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I forgot.
It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.
The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.
Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"
She was never seen again rubschin:
For heavens sake if she was embarrassed about saying that then she wasn't fit to be a medical student in the first place noooo: noooo: noooo:
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maybee the laydees can help Shrugs:
Hasn't that conversation been had before and it doesn't necessarily apply to just the ladyees ;)
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eeek: NOT ME, NOT ME eeek:
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maybee the laydees can help Shrugs:
Hasn't that conversation been had before and it doesn't necessarily apply to just the ladyees ;)
Don't get me started again. evil:
I've only just calmed down. Banghead
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I forgot.
It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.
The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.
Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"
She was never seen again rubschin:
For heavens sake if she was embarrassed about saying that then she wasn't fit to be a medical student in the first place noooo: noooo: noooo:
Uhmmmmmmmmmm.......... I think Nick was telling a joke ::)
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I thought he said story ...but they may be one and the same lol:
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Nick's "Dr" is of a different discipline so it is unlikely that he is reporting first hand.
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Sod Claritin, works out at about 50p per tablet IIRC. Get tablets from the Dr's, 30 tablets for ?7.20
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Doubt it's hayfever at this time of the year anyway MD.
Pollen p'raps, dunno?
Sound more like an allergy of some sort, not that I'm a quackter or expert on these matters like.
Been somewhere or done anything 'out of the ordinary' lately?
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Best to leave it to nature Miss D, see here (http://www.universalreflex.com/article.php/20051027150722171)
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I'm not at work today , my eyes are fine rubschin:
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I'm not at work today , my eyes are fine rubschin:
'Tis the demolition next door..
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Sod Claritin, works out at about 50p per tablet IIRC. Get tablets from the Dr's, 30 tablets for ?7.20
That deal is not to be sniffed at.
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My eyes are itching now. Maybe it's a London thing rubschin:
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My eyes are itching now. Maybe it's a London thing rubschin:
Draughty keyhole?
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My eyes are itching now. Maybe it's a London thing rubschin:
You could be allergic to cats rubschin:
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It's back. My throat is on fire cry:
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Poor you ...... have you been tree hugging again this weekend ?
What works for you ?
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Poor you ...... have you been tree hugging again this weekend ?
What works for you ?
Certainly not his staff.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclubhistorians.co.uk%2Fassets%2Fimages%2FIdle_WMC_sign.jpg&hash=f682df6d4403ddc2e098a1a9cf2f760f7754ce6f)
If the shovels don't turn up they have to lean on one another.
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And one year, two days later, it's back
Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo
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And one year, two days later, it's back
Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo
To save me reading the whole thread again, have I mentioned that I've never suffered from it...? whistle:
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I think most of your postings in the medical centre are about self-inflicted injuries. I don't recall you mentioning it, but you're not exactly likely to get it off a couple of tons of gravel are you point:
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I think most of your postings in the medical centre are about self-inflicted injuries. I don't recall you mentioning it, but you're not exactly likely to get it off a couple of tons of gravel are you point:
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Twenty-seven fecking tonnes I think you mean! Banghead
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I think most of your postings in the medical centre are about self-inflicted injuries. I don't recall you mentioning it, but you're not exactly likely to get it off a couple of tons of gravel are you point:
Some people have no sensitivities at all JOM lol:
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And one year, two days later, it's back
Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo
All these greedy, profit-orientated bastards growing oilseed rape are responsible. noooo:
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And one year, two days later, it's back
Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo
All these greedy, profit-orientated bastards growing oilseed rape are responsible. noooo:
point:
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Darwin called it right, I have oilseed rape on three sides of the house at the moment. Interestingly, on the fourth side they grow roofs. Well not actual roofs, but those living ones that the tree-huggers like... like
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Clarityn
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Sod Clarityn, I can get 30 tablets from the doctor for the same price of six from Boots etc
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Darwin called it right, I have oilseed rape on three sides of the house at the moment, you can see some of it in the background on this picture I posted t'other day
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2aomh7ov8%2FDSCN0143.jpg&hash=b1aaf7c7fd5e713d742b37c48961bb78a57d647a) (http://postimage.org/image/2aomh7ov8/)
Interestingly, on the fourth side they grow roofs. Well not actual roofs, but those living ones that the tree-huggers like... like
Having clicked on the piccy to enlarge it all I can say is your lawn needs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mz0G0F-QfA
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The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1q7stj16s%2Fanna_kournikova.jpg&hash=ff86f51783051e32ab7b6079528c9bfa04967988) (http://postimage.org/image/1q7stj16s/)
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The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1q7stj16s%2Fanna_kournikova.jpg&hash=ff86f51783051e32ab7b6079528c9bfa04967988) (http://postimage.org/image/1q7stj16s/)
Hubba, hubba.... eyes:
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The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1q7stj16s%2Fanna_kournikova.jpg&hash=ff86f51783051e32ab7b6079528c9bfa04967988) (http://postimage.org/image/1q7stj16s/)
Hubba, hubba.... eyes:
BM expresses his admiration again
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi108.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn14%2Fthe_goatboy_has_risen%2FFlasher-in-a-mac-001.jpg&hash=c2907c091f1e231227c0ba2c95f25e12e58a1198)
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The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1q7stj16s%2Fanna_kournikova.jpg&hash=ff86f51783051e32ab7b6079528c9bfa04967988) (http://postimage.org/image/1q7stj16s/)
Hubba, hubba.... eyes:
BM expresses a little admiration again
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi108.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn14%2Fthe_goatboy_has_risen%2FFlasher-in-a-mac-001.jpg&hash=c2907c091f1e231227c0ba2c95f25e12e58a1198)
whistle:
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Those legs are scar free though whistle:
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And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing". ::)
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Those legs are scar free though whistle:
In the interview room - "Miss D, would you recognise the man if he flashed at you again?"
"oh yes, he had lovely shins"
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Those legs are scar free though whistle:
In the interview room - "Miss D, would you recognise the man if he flashed at you again?"
"oh yes, he had lovely shins"
happy001
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And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing". ::)
I'm sure you must have a vast library of pictures to cover all eventualities whistle:
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And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing". ::)
I'm sure you must have a vast library of pictures to cover all eventualities whistle:
Not of my shins hopefully.... noooo:
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You will be filed under Barman's gash lol:
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happy001
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You will be filed under Barman's gash lol:
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You will be filed under Barman's gash lol:
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Gash Defined as "Cut" also service slang for rubbish, scrap and spare kit.
Not what JOM had in mind I suspect. ;)
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You will be filed under Barman's gash lol:
Of course doh:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3060%2F2877529152_c5bd6bbfc6.jpg&hash=a72e965a261180b5271eca6783955ac686e80ecb)
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You will be filed under Barman's gash lol:
eeek:
Gash Defined as "Cut" also service slang for rubbish, scrap and spare kit.
Not what JOM had in mind I suspect. ;)
Tis an alternative name I hadn't come across (so to speak) till recently
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You will be filed under Barman's gash lol:
eeek:
Gash Defined as "Cut" also service slang for rubbish, scrap and spare kit.
Not what JOM had in mind I suspect. ;)
Tis an alternative name I hadn't come across (so to speak) till recently
You've never come across a gash? noooo:
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You will be filed under Barman's gash lol:
eeek:
Gash Defined as "Cut" also service slang for rubbish, scrap and spare kit.
Not what JOM had in mind I suspect. ;)
Tis an alternative name I hadn't come across (so to speak) till recently
You've never come across a gash? noooo:
An innocent abroad noooo:
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... tishshshshshsooooooooooo ! redface:
Seems I have got hay fever / an allergy / the snivvles on account of all this stuff blowing off the trees. It's not just me either cry:
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Bless You!
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It is here with a vengeance today cussing: sad24: surrender:
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It'll be the rain disturbing pollen and stuff I expect.
Both SWWLTBO & Minimus suffer from hay fever and other allergies and they get good and bad days. (Too many "ands" in that sentence but I can't be arsed to correct it)
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Please let me head explode. surrender: It's forecast to piss down all day. I'm stuck in the office all day, so good
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Please let me head explode. surrender: It's forecast to piss down all day. I'm stuck in the office all day, so good
Get a grip on yourself man! ::)
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Not sure he will be allowed to get a grip of himself if he's in the office all day whistle:
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Not sure he will be allowed to get a grip of himself if he's in the office all day whistle:
doh:
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The place is full of ............................... anyway
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Please let me head explode. surrender:
Which reminds me... always worth a re-run
The Inflatable Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTKGzIqChB8#)
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Please let me head explode. surrender:
Which reminds me... always worth a re-run
The Inflatable Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTKGzIqChB8#)
lol: lol: lol:
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Explode: sad24:
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Explode: sad24:
happy100
Here, I just added this for you >>>> sneeze:
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Thanks, that's so much better ... not ;)
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surrender:
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happy100
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Me head wants to explode angry041: Explode:
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2012 version has arrived Snoopysick:
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happy100 happy100 happy100
Just as you were due to go back to work rubschin:
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Oh yeah, work.... I remember that noooo:
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2012 version has arrived Snoopysick:
Oh dear. happy100 happy100
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My eyes itch sad24:
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My eyes itch sad24:
Who have you been mixing with? whistle:
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My eyes itch sad24:
Who have you been mixing with? whistle:
Svelte redhead keyhole probably.
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My eyes itch sad24:
Who have you been mixing with? whistle:
Svelte redhead keyhole probably.
;D ;D ;D
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My eyes itch sad24:
Who have you been mixing with? whistle:
Svelte redhead keyhole probably.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Damn this dry weather, we need more rain sad24:
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surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
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surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
AFFS!
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surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
happy100
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surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: