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Title: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
Is it true you can just get this at any time of your life ???

My eyes have been really irritated the last few days , watery and stuff . Looks like I'm permanently crying. An attractive look that I would advocate to anyone  lol:

Can't think of any other causes so have narrowed it down to hayfever or irritable eye syndrome  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2010, 02:59:29 PM
Try Clarityn. Over the counter. They work
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: tel on March 29, 2010, 02:59:37 PM
It can be with you for life, go away suddenly or attack you suddenly.

Different things for different people.
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2010, 03:05:04 PM
Clarityn  cloud9:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2010, 03:06:20 PM
Do you have shares  rubschin:

Are they not all like for like then with the same ingredients in and stuff  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2010, 03:15:27 PM
No ~ diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: tel on March 29, 2010, 03:16:38 PM
You can even get jabs, just like the flu ones.
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on March 29, 2010, 03:29:21 PM
No ~ diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks

True, but Clarityn have never failed me in a lifetime of suffering  sad24:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2010, 04:45:29 PM
No ~ diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks

True, but Clarityn have never failed me in a lifetime of suffering  sad24:

Placebo for sure then
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: GROWLER on March 29, 2010, 05:56:10 PM
P.T.'s can effect yer 'ealth like.
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2010, 06:41:35 PM
Maybe it's the sweat in my eyes  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2010, 09:49:59 AM
You need Barman's special hayfever cure like....  eyes:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 11:01:33 AM
I want something that won't make my eyes sting thanks  whistle:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 11:15:15 AM
 eeek:

I am reminded of a rude story  redface:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2010, 01:57:19 PM
eeek:

I am reminded of a rude story  redface:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 02:03:25 PM
Wait
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: GROWLER on March 30, 2010, 03:13:29 PM
Wait

1hr. 10 mins. so far. sleep021

Bloody long story you're typing there...if you don't mind me saying so like? ::)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 03:32:06 PM
I forgot.

It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.

The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.

Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"

She was never seen again  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2010, 03:36:44 PM
We now await confirmation of her statement .....................  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 03:45:00 PM
maybee the laydees can help  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 04:29:59 PM
I forgot.

It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.

The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.

Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"

She was never seen again  rubschin:

For heavens sake if she was embarrassed about saying that then she wasn't fit to be a medical student in the first place  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 04:31:16 PM
maybee the laydees can help  Shrugs:

Hasn't that conversation been had before and it doesn't necessarily apply to just the ladyees  ;)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
 eeek: NOT ME, NOT ME  eeek:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: GROWLER on March 30, 2010, 04:59:13 PM
maybee the laydees can help  Shrugs:

Hasn't that conversation been had before and it doesn't necessarily apply to just the ladyees  ;)

Don't get me started again.  evil:
I've only just calmed down. Banghead
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2010, 04:59:50 PM
I forgot.

It concerns an American laydee medical student attending a lecture on human sperm.

The professor mentioned it was high in sugars.

Without thinking she said, "So why does it taste salty?"

She was never seen again  rubschin:

For heavens sake if she was embarrassed about saying that then she wasn't fit to be a medical student in the first place  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Uhmmmmmmmmmm.......... I think Nick was telling a joke  ::)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2010, 05:02:06 PM
I thought he said story ...but they may be one and the same  lol:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on March 30, 2010, 05:03:44 PM
Nick's "Dr" is of a different discipline so it is unlikely that he is reporting first hand.
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on March 30, 2010, 07:25:12 PM
Sod Claritin, works out at about 50p per tablet IIRC. Get tablets from the Dr's, 30 tablets for ?7.20
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: GROWLER on March 30, 2010, 10:27:58 PM
Doubt it's hayfever at this time of the year anyway MD.
Pollen p'raps, dunno?

Sound more like an allergy of some sort, not that I'm a quackter or expert on these matters like.
Been somewhere or done anything 'out of the ordinary' lately?
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on March 31, 2010, 03:29:19 AM
Best to leave it to nature Miss D,  see here  (http://www.universalreflex.com/article.php/20051027150722171)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2010, 10:37:23 AM
I'm not at work today , my eyes are fine  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 31, 2010, 10:38:15 AM
I'm not at work today , my eyes are fine  rubschin:

'Tis the demolition next door..
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2010, 10:39:22 AM
Sod Claritin, works out at about 50p per tablet IIRC. Get tablets from the Dr's, 30 tablets for ?7.20

That deal is not to be sniffed at.
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on April 02, 2010, 06:22:44 PM
My eyes are itching now. Maybe it's a London thing  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2010, 12:29:46 AM
My eyes are itching now. Maybe it's a London thing  rubschin:

Draughty keyhole?
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2010, 06:41:25 AM
My eyes are itching now. Maybe it's a London thing  rubschin:

You could be allergic to cats  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2010, 05:41:11 AM
It's back. My throat is on fire  cry:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 04, 2010, 06:28:39 AM
Poor you ...... have you been tree hugging again this weekend ?

What works for you ?
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2010, 06:37:55 AM
Poor you ...... have you been tree hugging again this weekend ?

What works for you ?

Certainly not his staff.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fclubhistorians.co.uk%2Fassets%2Fimages%2FIdle_WMC_sign.jpg&hash=f682df6d4403ddc2e098a1a9cf2f760f7754ce6f)

If the shovels don't turn up they have to lean on one another.
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2011, 04:56:25 AM
And one year, two days later, it's back

Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2011, 05:00:25 AM
And one year, two days later, it's back

Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo

To save me reading the whole thread again, have I mentioned that I've never suffered from it...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2011, 05:04:54 AM
I think most of your postings in the medical centre are about self-inflicted injuries. I don't recall you mentioning it, but you're not exactly likely to get it off a couple of tons of gravel are you  point:

Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2011, 05:09:39 AM
I think most of your postings in the medical centre are about self-inflicted injuries. I don't recall you mentioning it, but you're not exactly likely to get it off a couple of tons of gravel are you  point:



 evil:

Twenty-seven fecking tonnes I think you mean!  Banghead
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2011, 05:59:13 AM
I think most of your postings in the medical centre are about self-inflicted injuries. I don't recall you mentioning it, but you're not exactly likely to get it off a couple of tons of gravel are you  point:



Some people have no sensitivities at all JOM  lol:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 06, 2011, 07:21:25 AM
And one year, two days later, it's back

Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo

All these greedy, profit-orientated bastards growing oilseed rape are responsible.  noooo:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2011, 07:30:31 AM
And one year, two days later, it's back

Oooh me throat, oooh me eyes, achoo, achoo, achoo. Now I've got to find the tablets...... achoo

All these greedy, profit-orientated bastards growing oilseed rape are responsible.  noooo:

 point:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2011, 05:26:22 PM
Darwin called it right, I have oilseed rape on three sides of the house at the moment. Interestingly, on the fourth side they grow roofs. Well not actual roofs, but those living ones that the tree-huggers like... like
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2011, 05:29:26 PM
Clarityn
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2011, 05:42:54 PM
Sod Clarityn, I can get 30 tablets from the doctor for the same price of six from Boots etc
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Darwin called it right, I have oilseed rape on three sides of the house at the moment, you can see some of it in the background on this picture I posted t'other day


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2aomh7ov8%2FDSCN0143.jpg&hash=b1aaf7c7fd5e713d742b37c48961bb78a57d647a) (http://postimage.org/image/2aomh7ov8/)


Interestingly, on the fourth side they grow roofs. Well not actual roofs, but those living ones that the tree-huggers like... like

Having clicked on the piccy to enlarge it all I can say is your lawn needs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mz0G0F-QfA
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 05:31:11 AM
The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1q7stj16s%2Fanna_kournikova.jpg&hash=ff86f51783051e32ab7b6079528c9bfa04967988) (http://postimage.org/image/1q7stj16s/)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 06:48:18 AM
The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1q7stj16s%2Fanna_kournikova.jpg&hash=ff86f51783051e32ab7b6079528c9bfa04967988) (http://postimage.org/image/1q7stj16s/)


Hubba, hubba....  eyes:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 07:36:18 AM
The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1q7stj16s%2Fanna_kournikova.jpg&hash=ff86f51783051e32ab7b6079528c9bfa04967988) (http://postimage.org/image/1q7stj16s/)


Hubba, hubba....  eyes:

BM expresses his admiration again
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi108.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn14%2Fthe_goatboy_has_risen%2FFlasher-in-a-mac-001.jpg&hash=c2907c091f1e231227c0ba2c95f25e12e58a1198)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 08:37:08 AM
The dark patches are shadows from the acacia trees, the brown bits are where its burnt from the sun. I've never know burnt lawn in April before. The overnight rain and showers this weekend should have it looking like the centre court at Wimbledon soon, but not like this (who I'm sure will have a beautifully maintained lawn)




(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1q7stj16s%2Fanna_kournikova.jpg&hash=ff86f51783051e32ab7b6079528c9bfa04967988) (http://postimage.org/image/1q7stj16s/)


Hubba, hubba....  eyes:

BM expresses a little admiration again
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi108.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn14%2Fthe_goatboy_has_risen%2FFlasher-in-a-mac-001.jpg&hash=c2907c091f1e231227c0ba2c95f25e12e58a1198)

 whistle:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2011, 08:44:59 AM
Those legs are scar free though  whistle:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 08:47:21 AM
And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing".  ::)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 08:49:07 AM
Those legs are scar free though  whistle:

In the interview room - "Miss D, would you recognise the man if he flashed at you again?"

"oh yes, he had lovely shins"
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 08:50:42 AM
Those legs are scar free though  whistle:

In the interview room - "Miss D, would you recognise the man if he flashed at you again?"

"oh yes, he had lovely shins"

happy001
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2011, 09:05:49 AM
And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing".  ::)


I'm sure you must have a vast library of pictures to cover all eventualities  whistle:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 09:07:58 AM
And the model has too much hair but you try Googling for a piccy for "Bald Man with scarred shins Flashing".  ::)


I'm sure you must have a vast library of pictures to cover all eventualities  whistle:

Not of my shins hopefully....  noooo:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2011, 09:10:26 AM
You will be filed under Barman's gash  lol:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 09:11:04 AM
happy001
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 09:23:11 AM
You will be filed under Barman's gash  lol:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 10:17:25 AM
You will be filed under Barman's gash  lol:

 eeek:

Gash Defined as "Cut" also service slang for rubbish, scrap and spare kit.

Not what JOM had in mind I suspect. ;)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 10:20:35 AM
You will be filed under Barman's gash  lol:

Of course  doh:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm4.static.flickr.com%2F3060%2F2877529152_c5bd6bbfc6.jpg&hash=a72e965a261180b5271eca6783955ac686e80ecb)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2011, 10:24:25 AM
You will be filed under Barman's gash  lol:

 eeek:

Gash Defined as "Cut" also service slang for rubbish, scrap and spare kit.

Not what JOM had in mind I suspect. ;)

Tis an alternative name I hadn't come across (so to speak) till recently
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2011, 10:27:11 AM
You will be filed under Barman's gash  lol:

 eeek:

Gash Defined as "Cut" also service slang for rubbish, scrap and spare kit.

Not what JOM had in mind I suspect. ;)

Tis an alternative name I hadn't come across (so to speak) till recently

You've never come across a gash?  noooo:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2011, 10:36:19 AM
You will be filed under Barman's gash  lol:

 eeek:

Gash Defined as "Cut" also service slang for rubbish, scrap and spare kit.

Not what JOM had in mind I suspect. ;)

Tis an alternative name I hadn't come across (so to speak) till recently

You've never come across a gash?  noooo:

An innocent abroad  noooo:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Pastis on May 23, 2011, 05:45:30 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... tishshshshshsooooooooooo !  redface:

Seems I have got hay fever / an allergy / the snivvles on account of all this stuff blowing off the trees.  It's not just me either  cry:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on May 23, 2011, 06:14:30 PM
Bless You!
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 14, 2011, 06:23:48 AM
It is here with a vengeance today  cussing:  sad24:  surrender:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2011, 06:39:03 AM
It'll be the rain disturbing pollen and stuff I expect.
Both SWWLTBO & Minimus suffer from hay fever and other allergies and they get good and bad days. (Too many "ands" in that sentence but I can't be arsed to correct it)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2011, 04:47:00 AM
Please let me head explode.   surrender:  It's forecast to piss down all day. I'm stuck in the office all day, so good
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2011, 05:02:12 AM
Please let me head explode.   surrender:  It's forecast to piss down all day. I'm stuck in the office all day, so good

Get a grip on yourself man!  ::)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 17, 2011, 05:14:52 AM
Not sure he will be allowed to get a grip of himself if he's in the office all day  whistle:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2011, 05:29:26 AM
Not sure he will be allowed to get a grip of himself if he's in the office all day  whistle:

doh:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2011, 05:52:32 AM
The place is full of ............................... anyway
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2011, 05:55:30 AM
Please let me head explode.   surrender:

Which reminds me... always worth a re-run

The Inflatable Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTKGzIqChB8#)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2011, 06:53:20 PM
Please let me head explode.   surrender:

Which reminds me... always worth a re-run

The Inflatable Boat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTKGzIqChB8#)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 26, 2011, 05:47:04 AM
Explode:     sad24:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2011, 06:10:03 AM
Explode:     sad24:

happy100

Here, I just added this for you >>>>  sneeze:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 26, 2011, 07:10:15 AM
Thanks, that's so much better ... not  ;)
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on July 07, 2011, 04:58:56 AM
 surrender:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 07, 2011, 05:01:29 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on July 12, 2011, 05:36:50 AM
Me head  wants to explode angry041: Explode:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 10, 2012, 06:30:29 AM
2012 version has arrived  Snoopysick:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 10, 2012, 06:38:33 AM
 happy100 happy100 happy100

Just as you were due to go back to work  rubschin:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 10, 2012, 07:06:27 AM
Oh yeah, work.... I remember that  noooo:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 11, 2012, 04:57:53 PM
2012 version has arrived  Snoopysick:

Oh dear. happy100 happy100
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2012, 04:00:59 PM
My eyes itch  sad24:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Pastis on June 14, 2012, 04:48:24 PM
My eyes itch  sad24:

Who have you been mixing with?   whistle:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 15, 2012, 10:43:12 AM
My eyes itch  sad24:

Who have you been mixing with?   whistle:

Svelte redhead keyhole probably.
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 15, 2012, 05:55:49 PM
My eyes itch  sad24:

Who have you been mixing with?   whistle:

Svelte redhead keyhole probably.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on June 15, 2012, 05:58:57 PM
My eyes itch  sad24:

Who have you been mixing with?   whistle:

Svelte redhead keyhole probably.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 26, 2012, 06:10:32 AM
Damn this dry weather, we need more rain  sad24:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on July 03, 2013, 05:08:55 AM
 surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2013, 08:09:50 AM
surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:

AFFS!
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: boogs on July 03, 2013, 09:24:30 AM
surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:

 happy100
Title: Re: Hayfever
Post by: Just One More on June 24, 2021, 04:52:33 AM
surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:

surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: