The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
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The man upstairs has come home
He has a drumkit
He is playing it cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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The man upstairs has come home
He has a drumkit
He is playing it cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Prolly because you made so much noise when you stumbled in last night! point:
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cussing:
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You could send BM round with his guitar like....that'll show him whistle:
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You could send BM round with his guitar like....that'll show him whistle:
We could start a band up there like! cloud9:
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The man upstairs has come home
He has a drumkit
He is playing it cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
He's lying.
He rang me and told me to listen to this so called racket whilst he held his mobby up to the ceiling.
I heard a tiny noise very briefly.
However, the neighbours wild wulf was barking his tits off! eeek:
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Is he any good ? What sticks does he use? Can I do some drummer jokes ?
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Is he any good ? What sticks does he use? Can I do some drummer jokes ?
Off you go then...
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OK, you asked for it.
1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless
2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth
3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once
There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.
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OK, you asked for it.
1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless
2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth
3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once
There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.
Mmmmm, yea, quite so. rubschin:
I'll patiently wait for the next batch for my further amusement and lung bursting laughter, with much and the mostest of greatest of anticipations. whistle:
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OK, you asked for it.
1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless
2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth
3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once
There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.
So, how long ago did you give up the sticks then...? lol:
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The man upstairs has come home
He has a drumkit
He is playing it cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Just switch on the microwave the next time he starts playing, I'm sure that the inevitable explosion would stop him playing and possibly scare him into moving elsewhere. whistle:
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Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.
And never forget:The drums must never stop!
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Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.
And never forget:The drums must never stop!
Bass eh...? rubschin:
I might get one of those next like....
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Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.
And never forget:The drums must never stop!
Bass eh...? rubschin:
I might get one of those next like....
Grandpa feeling his age is he? point:
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Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.
And never forget:The drums must never stop!
Bass eh...? rubschin:
I might get one of those next like....
Grandpa feeling his age is he? point:
evil:
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Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.
And never forget:The drums must never stop!
Bass eh...? rubschin:
I might get one of those next like....
Grandpa feeling his age is he? point:
evil:
Bit frightened perhaps? You are distinctly not in any pictures with the bump! Although why you need a wet suit and full diving gear to clean your pool is beyond me!
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Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.
And never forget:The drums must never stop!
Bass eh...? rubschin:
I might get one of those next like....
Grandpa feeling his age is he? point:
evil:
Bit frightened perhaps? You are distinctly not in any pictures with the bump! Although why you need a wet suit and full diving gear to clean your pool is beyond me!
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Because it was: -
a) Freezing
b) Green with algae
Okay? noooo:
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Bung a load of acid and chlorine in it! No need for the frog man impression.
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Bung a load of acid and chlorine in it! No need for the frog man impression.
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It is a salt water pool like.... whistle:
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Bung a load of acid and chlorine in it! No need for the frog man impression.
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It is a salt water pool like.... whistle:
Then surely it is self cleaning? How on earth did you manage to begreenify it?
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Bung a load of acid and chlorine in it! No need for the frog man impression.
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It is a salt water pool like.... whistle:
Then surely it is self cleaning? How on earth did you manage to begreenify it?
A talent.... whistle:
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It's rancid goat bile isn't it.
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It's rancid goat bile isn't it.
No goats... noooo:
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Not now no!
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Not now no!
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Anyhooo.... now the pool is perfick... okay...?
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What is this shite?
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Facebook piccy's of BM scuba diving in his gene pool
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It was about a drumkit ::)
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Surely YOU are not complaining about a thread going off topic happy001
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evil: