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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 05:24:50 PM

Title: Noise
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 05:24:50 PM
The man upstairs has come home

He has a drumkit

He is playing it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2010, 05:29:10 PM
The man upstairs has come home

He has a drumkit

He is playing it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Prolly because you made so much noise when you stumbled in last night!  point:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Nick on April 04, 2010, 05:31:56 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2010, 05:35:30 PM
You could send BM round with his guitar like....that'll show him  whistle:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 04, 2010, 05:36:11 PM
You could send BM round with his guitar like....that'll show him  whistle:

We could start a band up there like!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: GROWLER on April 04, 2010, 08:35:34 PM
The man upstairs has come home

He has a drumkit

He is playing it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

He's lying.
He rang me and told me to listen to this so called racket whilst he held his mobby up to the ceiling.
I heard a tiny noise very briefly.

However, the neighbours wild wulf was barking his tits off! eeek:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: beerhead on April 05, 2010, 08:33:31 PM
Is he any good ? What sticks does he use? Can I do some drummer jokes ?
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 07:27:01 AM
Is he any good ? What sticks does he use? Can I do some drummer jokes ?

Off you go then...
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: beerhead on April 06, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
OK, you asked for it.

1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless

2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth

3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once

There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: GROWLER on April 06, 2010, 02:34:18 PM
OK, you asked for it.

1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless

2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth

3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once

There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.

Mmmmm, yea, quite so. rubschin:

I'll patiently wait for the next batch for my further amusement and lung bursting laughter, with much and the mostest of greatest of anticipations. whistle:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 03:22:29 PM
OK, you asked for it.

1. What do call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless

2. How do you know when the drum riser is level? The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth

3. What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine ? With a drum machine you only have to punch the information into it once

There are many more, there is a limit to how much bad taste I can dispense in one go.

So, how long ago did you give up the sticks then...?  lol:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2010, 05:18:57 PM
The man upstairs has come home

He has a drumkit

He is playing it  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Just switch on the microwave the next time he starts playing, I'm sure that the inevitable explosion would stop him playing and possibly scare him into moving elsewhere.  whistle:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: beerhead on April 06, 2010, 05:49:45 PM
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 06:43:33 PM
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!

Bass eh...?  rubschin:

I might get one of those next like....
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Bar Wench on April 06, 2010, 07:50:35 PM
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!

Bass eh...?  rubschin:

I might get one of those next like....

Grandpa feeling his age is he?  point:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 07:52:22 PM
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!

Bass eh...?  rubschin:

I might get one of those next like....

Grandpa feeling his age is he?  point:
evil:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Bar Wench on April 06, 2010, 07:54:04 PM
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!

Bass eh...?  rubschin:

I might get one of those next like....

Grandpa feeling his age is he?  point:
evil:

Bit frightened perhaps? You are distinctly not in any pictures with the bump! Although why you need a wet suit and full diving gear to clean your pool is beyond me!
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 07:56:04 PM
Barman, I'm a bass player. I'm there to liaise between the musicians and the drummer.

And never forget:The drums must never stop!

Bass eh...?  rubschin:

I might get one of those next like....

Grandpa feeling his age is he?  point:
evil:

Bit frightened perhaps? You are distinctly not in any pictures with the bump! Although why you need a wet suit and full diving gear to clean your pool is beyond me!

 ::)

Because it was: -

a) Freezing
b) Green with algae

Okay?  noooo:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Bar Wench on April 06, 2010, 08:03:25 PM
Bung a load of acid and chlorine in it! No need for the frog man impression.
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 08:05:06 PM
Bung a load of acid and chlorine in it! No need for the frog man impression.
::)

It is a salt water pool like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Bar Wench on April 06, 2010, 08:06:19 PM
Bung a load of acid and chlorine in it! No need for the frog man impression.
::)

It is a salt water pool like....  whistle:

Then surely it is self cleaning? How on earth did you manage to begreenify it?
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 08:25:44 PM
Bung a load of acid and chlorine in it! No need for the frog man impression.
::)

It is a salt water pool like....  whistle:

Then surely it is self cleaning? How on earth did you manage to begreenify it?

A talent....  whistle:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Bar Wench on April 06, 2010, 08:27:23 PM
It's rancid goat bile isn't it.
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 08:29:39 PM
It's rancid goat bile isn't it.

No goats...  noooo:
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Bar Wench on April 06, 2010, 08:30:06 PM
Not now no!
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2010, 08:32:17 PM
Not now no!
::)

Anyhooo.... now the pool is perfick... okay...?
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2010, 09:30:08 PM
What is this shite?
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2010, 09:32:25 PM
Facebook piccy's of BM scuba diving in his gene pool
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2010, 09:34:53 PM
It was about a drumkit  ::)
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2010, 09:37:36 PM
Surely YOU are not complaining about a thread going off topic  happy001
Title: Re: Noise
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2010, 09:39:58 PM
 evil: