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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pirate on April 12, 2010, 06:26:58 PM

Title: cussing:
Post by: Pirate on April 12, 2010, 06:26:58 PM
Used to be dead quiet around here...until some idiot planner decided to erect a kids playgound with swings etc about 150 metres away...bastard
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2010, 06:43:37 PM
 angry037...no, I mustn't.
It'll take you a week to read MY experiences spanning 10 years of torture and torment from the park (that was  cloud9: ) that backs onto our garden.

All I'll say for now is that you have my deepest of understanding and sympathy if you want to have some peace again.
It'll be a very very long road that you'll have to plod unfortunately. Banghead
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2010, 06:44:59 PM
And how are you?  angel1
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2010, 06:48:32 PM
And how are you?  angel1

Who? What? Why? Shrugs:

What you rambling on about NOW then?

Haven't you got some socks to be counting, or summat equally rivetingly exciting ey? ::)
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: Pirate on April 12, 2010, 06:48:41 PM
It's been busy cos of the Easter hols I spose, and cos its new. I'm hoping the novelty will wear off...I shall get some local PCSO's to harrass the young bastards...
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2010, 06:52:37 PM
It's been busy cos of the Easter hols I spose, and cos its new. I'm hoping the novelty will wear off...I shall get some local PCSO's to harrass the young bastards...

I wouldn't hold your breath Pirate. noooo:

My experiences show that these parks, as pleasant as they are during daylight hours, for the nippers and sprogs they were designed for, turn into an absolute vile monstorous haven for teenage loutery and drunkeness come dusk. cussing:
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2010, 07:04:05 PM
Chain saw - cut the swings in half....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: GROWLER on April 12, 2010, 07:55:25 PM
Chain saw - cut the swings in half....  eveilgrin:

I borrowed me neighbours metal cutting whizzer meself like. whistle:
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2010, 05:48:18 AM
Chain saw - cut the swings in half....  eveilgrin:

I borrowed me neighbours metal cutting whizzer meself like. whistle:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: GROWLER on April 13, 2010, 07:56:39 AM
Chain saw - cut the swings in half....  eveilgrin:

I borrowed me neighbours metal cutting whizzer meself like. whistle:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:

No fancy pants H&S soppy training first either. No daft H&S 'ard 'at, no HV jacket, no H&S gluvs or specs, no, adrenelin and overflowing spontaneous anger protected me and were my friend. cloud9:
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: Snoopy on April 13, 2010, 02:51:48 PM
Life is too short. Don't worry about it.

There'll be no noisy neighbours at your last resting place.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blather.net%2Fdeadlyphoto%2Fphotoblog%2Fphotos%2Fplaces%2Fbritain%2Flondon%2Fhighgate%2FIMG_3080_highgate_cemetery_statue.jpg&hash=553e6fec537bb24cb3631f6e2120e7f27ee1bd8a)

Loads of ivy though.
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2010, 08:38:17 AM


Apparently and nost sadly on this occassion , no chav was killed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk
Title: Re: cussing:
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 08:52:07 AM


Apparently and nost sadly on this occassion , no chav was killed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk

More importantly tho, having seen the clip the police sought out the miscreants and took action against them...

Even tho nobody was hurt and nobody complained about it...

I expect there was no other crime in the town that week for them to deal with...  ::)