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Title: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 04:37:49 PM
Learner flips car on roof

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Well...?










Quote from: yahoo
Learner driver Krisztina Jaksa ended her second driving lesson by crawling out of an upside down car.

The bizarre accident happened in Headington, near Oxford, when the 24-year-old was crossing a junction.

The BSM Fiat 500 she was driving hit a gatepost then flipped onto its roof, smashing the side windows and windscreen. When local resident Ross Dunne heard a crash he rushed to the scene and helped Ms Jaksa out of the car; the instructor was already getting himself out.

Source (http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/14042010/36/learner-flips-car-roof-0.html)
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 04:53:28 PM
Well clearly a wumman you muppet. Thank God Miss D can't pilot a car  noooo: Can you imagine the havoc  eeek:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 05:00:04 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Snoopy on April 14, 2010, 05:03:16 PM
I think the moral is "Don't buy a Fiat 500"  whistle:

As for the sex (or do you mean gender?)~ the Fiat is on its back .... obviously a wummun.
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2010, 05:07:48 PM
You don't generally roll a car over at a low speed. I'm assuming that the car had dual controls, so what was the instructor doing  rubschin:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 05:11:55 PM
Checking out her cleavage?   redface:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2010, 05:22:37 PM
Well clearly a wumman you muppet. Thank God Miss D can't pilot a car  noooo: Can you imagine the havoc  eeek:

Out of all the members who could have made that comment it's ironic that the person that does is a walking disaster area. Are you sure you havent flipped a car at some point in the past Nick..  whistle:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 05:27:17 PM
Only once on the A46. It was full of Emulsion Paint at the time. That took some getting out. Good job it was stolen, insurance covered it  angel1
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: tel on April 14, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
Checking out her cleavage?   redface:

Talking of which

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Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2010, 05:42:02 PM
That is gross and sexist and you should be ashamed of yerself.

However, I am werking on a research project presently and wondered if you had any more pics?
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: tel on April 14, 2010, 05:45:22 PM
Well at least Miss D is not around to berate me as well
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Pastis on April 14, 2010, 05:54:22 PM
Only a matter of time  whistle:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2010, 06:25:28 PM
Only once on the A46. It was full of Emulsion Paint at the time. That took some getting out. Good job it was stolen, insurance covered it  angel1

The Fast and the Ludicrous?  whistle:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2010, 06:29:17 PM
I am here  evil:

BM ...I didn't think I could be anymore disappointed in you but I was wrong  noooo:

Nicholas ...never let one to let truth get in the way of a good story but I can pilot a car. Have never been disqualified or have points on my licence. The fact I don't have a vehicle is down to cost not a judge telling me I can't get in one  whistle:

Tel ....I wouldn't berate you . You are responsible for managing your own blood pressure  scared2:

Pastis...you know me well  ;)
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2010, 06:59:13 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Just One More on April 14, 2010, 08:17:15 PM
Having seen  this photo  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265629/Learner-driver-flips-instructors-car--SECOND-lesson.html?ITO=1490), I now know why the thread is entitled "Guess the sex"  whistle:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2010, 09:24:34 PM
Having seen  this photo  (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265629/Learner-driver-flips-instructors-car--SECOND-lesson.html?ITO=1490), I now know why the thread is entitled "Guess the sex"  whistle:

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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: GROWLER on April 14, 2010, 10:13:28 PM
I'm starting to have serious reservations now regarding my 'other job'. scared2:

How the hell that 'instructor' would cope in the terrain I go through, Lord only knows. noooo:
Title: Re: Guess the Sex????
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 05:24:49 AM
I'm starting to have serious reservations now regarding my 'other job'. scared2:

How the hell that 'instructor' would cope in the terrain I go through, Lord only knows. noooo:

Just don't let any gingers (or women) on board....  whistle: