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Title: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2010, 08:54:24 AM
 Thank god for the volcano erupting  (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Iceland-Volcano-Grounds-UK-Flights-Volcanic-Ash-Sweeps-Into-British-Airspace-Closing-Airports/Article/201004315602425?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15602425_Iceland_Volcano_Grounds_UK_Flights%3A_Volcanic_Ash_Sweeps_Into_British_Airspace_Closing_Airports) , it's put a stop to the wall to wall coverage of the election

Most of the UK airports have already closed as the dust heads north to south. Guess who's heading up North to Shropshire in a few minutes  cry:

It should get to Growlers area (and Nick's micro-climate first)

We're doomed, we're doomed

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Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 15, 2010, 08:58:13 AM
Britsh air space closed; Continent cut off!  eeek:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2010, 09:00:04 AM
Trains next I suppose, or will it be the wrong kind of ash p'raps? rubschin:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2010, 09:34:45 AM
Just as it was about to get sunny  sad24:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 15, 2010, 09:46:09 AM
I've just been notified, like  rubschin:

Quote
VOLCANIC ASH 
Thursday 15th April 2010

We are expecting cancellations / disruption to flights into and out of the UK.
 
Regional airport are closed or scheduled to close and we are receiving notices that Heathrow will be closed by 12 noon.
 
This will disrupt all inbound and outbound flights from the UK today.

All shipments will be collected as normal and will be forwarded on the first available flight.
 
Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
 
If you have any further queries, please do not hesitate to contact Customer Services on 020 xxxx xxxx.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2010, 10:02:31 AM

 Guess who's heading up North to Shropshire in a few minutes  cry:

Right, the "quick get ready" is complete  ::)

I'm off to "the dust"  scared2:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2010, 11:15:12 AM
Since it was over Manchester, at a height of between 6 and 11 k, at 0800 this morning and was moving south I should think it has long since gone from here. The sun has not stopped shining.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: tel on April 15, 2010, 11:16:33 AM
Total shutdown since noon.

Icelandic woman on Beeb news said that the last time this thing erupted, it lasted for 18 months.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 11:17:05 AM
Since it was over Manchester, at a height of between 6 and 11 k, at 0800 this morning and was moving south I should think it has long since gone from here. The sun has not stopped shining.

Ah... but that comes out of your arse Snoopy...  ;)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2010, 11:17:53 AM
Since it was over Manchester, at a height of between 6 and 11 k, at 0800 this morning and was moving south I should think it has long since gone from here. The sun has not stopped shining.

Ah... but that comes out of your arse Snoopy...  ;)

How very kind of you to say so  8)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 11:19:16 AM
Piss poor reporting on the Beeb this morning...

Going on about a Jumbo jet somewhere had a problem once with its engines or summat...

Half an hour earlier Sky news had the pilot of the 747 on the phone giving a detailed account of what happened....  ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 11:22:09 AM
Total shutdown since noon.

Icelandic woman on Beeb news said that the last time this thing erupted, it lasted for 18 months.

That'll please the global warmists then....  lol:

Apart from all the gasses being pumped out of the volcano but of course they don't count....  ;)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2010, 12:13:41 PM
Isn't volcanic ash good for the skin  rubschin: Obviously not when it's boiling hot tho noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2010, 12:15:46 PM
Weeeeeelllllll.......  rubschin: Pumice stone is created by volcanic eruptions ~ if that's any help.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 12:16:11 PM
Isn't volcanic ash good for the skin  rubschin: Obviously not when it's boiling hot tho noooo:

Must be... it can abrade the paint off aircraft and polish the turbine blades of their engines...  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2010, 12:20:14 PM
I will go and make grass angels and wait to be buffed to perfection then  lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 12:21:40 PM
I will go and make grass angels and wait to be buffed to perfection then  lol:

I'll fetch the first aid box...  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 15, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
This is very strange ...  rubschin:  Reminiscent of 9/11 when there wasn't a plane in the sky. Blue sky, patchy cloud, no con trails and not a sound coming from up there.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2010, 12:40:17 PM
I will go and make grass angels and wait to be buffed to perfection then  lol:

I'll fetch the first aid box...  lol: lol: lol:

I'd be surprised if you had anything left in yours  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 12:52:51 PM
I will go and make grass angels and wait to be buffed to perfection then  lol:

I'll fetch the first aid box...  lol: lol: lol:

I'd be surprised if you had anything left in yours  whistle:

I didn't say there was anything in it... I just felt I should do something... you could rest your head on it perhaps...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 15, 2010, 01:56:20 PM
Meanwhile ...

Quote
1310 Littlesapling tweets:
Dear Iceland, we said 'send Cash'.

 lol:

Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 15, 2010, 02:04:10 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 02:33:07 PM
Meanwhile ...

Quote
1310 Littlesapling tweets:
Dear Iceland, we said 'send Cash'.

 lol:



 drumroll:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 05:59:02 PM
After all the UK airports were closed today due to the ash in the atmosphere,police have blamed Arsenal FC stadium cleaners who were dusting the trophy cabinet.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2010, 06:02:18 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 06:09:04 PM
tunble:

I copied it...  redface:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2010, 07:09:58 PM
Fantastic announcement on the tube going home tonight..

" There are no flights taking off from any UK airport because of volcanic ash , you would be advised to contact your airline before travelling. All other tube lines have a good service "

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2010, 07:39:16 PM
Fantastic announcement on the tube going home tonight..

" There are no flights taking off from any UK airport because of volcanic ash , you would be advised to contact your airline before travelling. All other tube lines have a good service "

 lol: lol: lol:

 happy001
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 15, 2010, 08:13:18 PM
Last time this volcano burped, it lasted for 2 years apparently. rubschin:

This could be my get out clause for the holiday I don't particulary want to go on in 8 weeks time. cloud9:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2010, 06:05:31 AM
Last time this volcano burped, it lasted for 2 years apparently. rubschin:

This could be my get out clause for the holiday I don't particulary want to go on in 8 weeks time. cloud9:

I won't have to come back in July...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2010, 07:00:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc&feature=player_embedded

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2010, 07:34:49 AM
And so it begins  ::)

People with lung conditions like emphysema and asthma should stay indoors if volcanic ash starts to settle, a spokesman for the World Health Organisation said.

The ash from Iceland's volcano has potential health consequences because some particles may reach deep into the lungs, he said.

"From what we know at the moment, the majority of cloud ash is seven to 10km high up in the atmosphere," said spokesman Dan Epstein.

"Air quality monitoring networks have not yet reported particulate on the ground but, if it does reach the ground, it may have health effects.

"People with existing respiratory conditions such as asthma, emphysema and bronchitis should avoid breathing in these particles. They should have their inhalers and other medication with them."


How many if, buts and maybes can be contained within one statement  ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 09:12:23 AM
Apparently last time this volcano went off it erupted for 18 months  eeek: That would fook things up big time, innit?

And the BBC keeps talking about the wind direction being part of the problem. OK, reverse the wind direction and see what that gets you - USA and Canada cut off!
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2010, 09:24:10 AM
Time to bung up the volcano then ... whistle:

Sounds like a job for you Nick  lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 09:26:43 AM
Sounds like a job for the fire brigade
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2010, 09:38:56 AM
How long before they decide that it isn't dangerous to fly after all...? I give it a week absolute maximum...  ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2010, 09:40:36 AM
Whats the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic volcano?

The volcano is still blowing ash!

 redface:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 09:40:52 AM
I hear Lufthansa and KLM have sent up jets "to see what happens"

They are prolly using Japanese pilots  eeek:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 09:41:25 AM
Whats the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Icelandic volcano?

The volcano is still blowing ash!

 redface:

Another fine thread...etc.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Just One More on April 18, 2010, 10:14:21 AM
I hear Lufthansa and KLM have sent up jets "to see what happens"

They are prolly using Japanese pilots  eeek:

 A jet flew low over about one hour ago. Boscombe isn't far from here, maybe they're testing too?
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2010, 10:58:20 AM
The question is posed in today's Mail on Sunday "Why not simply fly beneath it?" and then they answer the question by saying flying low increases fuel consumption and thus costs. So is it more cost effective to use more fuel and pos carry less passengers (weight ratios and all that) or stay on the deck, buy no fuel but earn nowt?
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 01:51:55 PM
FEWER passengers, Mr Editor  whistle:

Anyhoo, my car is covered in a mysterious fine abrasive dust  rubschin:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2010, 02:36:20 PM
I checked mine at lunchtime but it seems to be normal, regular London dust, like. Saw a small prop plane earlier too! Everybody's heads turned because it WAS a PLANE  lol:

Why didn't this happen with Mount St Helens then ?    rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2010, 02:50:03 PM
FEWER passengers, Mr Editor  whistle:

Anyhoo, my car is covered in a mysterious fine abrasive dust  rubschin:

So would that be FEWER fuel then Mr Pedant?

Passengers in this case being a matter of payload. I could just as easily have said freight.

The difference is in the weight of payload v weight of fuel ratios. So less is acceptable I feel.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 02:59:37 PM
We say less fuel in England  angel1
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2010, 03:03:57 PM
We say less fuel in England  angel1

 razz:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2010, 03:18:15 PM

Why didn't this happen with Mount St Helens then ?    rubschin: rubschin:

It did .... as it has with many other eruptions. It is just that the weather conditions have, on this occasion, made us (in the UK) more aware of it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1266998/As-cloud-thickens-pilots-asking--Why-just-fly-beneath-it.html
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2010, 03:25:42 PM

Anyhoo, my car is covered in a mysterious fine abrasive dust  rubschin:

We normally get quite a bit of fine, wind blow, salt and sand deposit on our cars .... and on the windows of the house TBH but I have just been out back and checked the cars. All three are well covered in a fine dust and it certainly is different from the normal both in texture and colour. Much thicker too. I have not checked the abrasive qualities but will hose it off rather than rub at it.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 03:56:32 PM
Quote
I have not checked the abrasive qualities but will hose it off rather than rub at it.


You are Wenchy and I claim my ?5  angel1
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2010, 04:41:34 PM
No fallout down here yet .....although it is difficult to tell  noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2010, 04:42:33 PM
Quote
I have not checked the abrasive qualities but will hose it off rather than rub at it.


You are Wenchy and I claim my ?5  angel1

You can have a big kiss instead (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love011.gif&hash=5728b2952684cc2a176d49d5fda9fd50b60ec4cd)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2010, 04:43:50 PM
No fallout down here yet .....although it is difficult to tell  noooo:

But you said there was flesh everywhere ... oh, fallout, one word ...  redface:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2010, 04:45:59 PM
Have you had your binoculars out again ?  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2010, 04:46:48 PM
Have you had your binoculars out again ?  whistle:

He is thinking of red...  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2010, 04:49:23 PM
He's so fickle...I thought Betty was the love of his life  ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
He's so fickle...I thought Betty was the love of his life  ::)

She was... until he found out she was a filthy two-timing slut....  noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 04:55:50 PM
Quote
I have not checked the abrasive qualities but will hose it off rather than rub at it.


You are Wenchy and I claim my ?5  angel1

You can have a big kiss instead (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love011.gif&hash=5728b2952684cc2a176d49d5fda9fd50b60ec4cd)
sick2:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 18, 2010, 05:03:02 PM
Quote
I have not checked the abrasive qualities but will hose it off rather than rub at it.


You are Wenchy and I claim my ?5  angel1

You can have a big kiss instead (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love011.gif&hash=5728b2952684cc2a176d49d5fda9fd50b60ec4cd)
sick2:


Never look a gift horse in the mouth sunshine  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2010, 05:08:02 PM
He's so fickle...I thought Betty was the love of his life  ::)

She was... until he found out she was a filthy two-timing slut....  noooo:

 evil:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 05:08:42 PM
Quote
I have not checked the abrasive qualities but will hose it off rather than rub at it.


You are Wenchy and I claim my ?5  angel1

You can have a big kiss instead (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love011.gif&hash=5728b2952684cc2a176d49d5fda9fd50b60ec4cd)
sick2:


Never look a gift horse in the mouth sunshine  whistle:
scared2:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2010, 05:09:44 PM
He's so fickle...I thought Betty was the love of his life  ::)

She was... until he found out she was a filthy two-timing slut....  noooo:

 evil:


Well... Reno, quicky divorce....  noooo:

Leave the poor kids at home for six weeks...  noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 05:12:49 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2010, 05:19:38 PM
Pastis's love  whistle:

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Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2010, 05:20:10 PM
Pastis's love  whistle:

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 Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2010, 05:22:28 PM
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Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2010, 05:23:36 PM
LL?
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2010, 05:45:20 PM
Pastis's love  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.co.uk%2Furl%3Fsource%3Dimgres%26amp%3Bct%3Dimg%26amp%3Bq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvpredictions.com%2Fhotjonesjanuary.jpg%26amp%3Bei%3DDz_LS_iXJo3m-QaI4fm_BA%26amp%3Bsa%3DX%26amp%3Boi%3Dimage_landing_page_redirect%26amp%3Bct%3Dlegacy%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNGsaGN4Td84EEOaiXAcv8oCbwxJpw&hash=e60f59831fc798439cd290e96e27438ab894e5f0)

Thankyou! I was trying to find something suitable  whistle:

 Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2010, 05:50:29 PM
Did you get distracted with your research?   ;)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2010, 05:54:25 PM
Those YouTube clips can be very hypnotic  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2010, 06:08:51 PM
Those YouTube clips can be very hypnotic  whistle:

Slut...  noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on April 19, 2010, 05:27:09 AM
OK turn the light off then. lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2010, 05:48:39 AM
My boss is due back from her Easter break tomorrow. She should have been flying back at the weekend, I am assuming she remains abroad  rubschin:

Which means the work I had to absolutely complete by tomorrow might not be required just yet  cloud9:

I hear they are talking about some schools down here being closed ( they are due back today ) because teachers are stranded - do they all go abroad then  eeek:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 06:56:59 AM
My boss is due back from her Easter break tomorrow. She should have been flying back at the weekend, I am assuming she remains abroad  rubschin:

Which means the work I had to absolutely complete by tomorrow might not be required just yet  cloud9:

I hear they are talking about some schools down here being closed ( they are due back today ) because teachers are stranded - do they all go abroad then  eeek:

Result!  happy088
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2010, 07:20:51 AM
She has just rung....she wants all the work to be forwarded to her personal email address so she can 'at least do something' whilst she is awiting news of when she can get a flight back  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2010, 07:21:20 AM
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 07:23:31 AM
She has just rung....she wants all the work to be forwarded to her personal email address so she can 'at least do something' whilst she is awiting news of when she can get a flight back  Banghead Banghead Banghead

doh:

 happy100
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pirate on April 19, 2010, 07:55:28 AM
 rubschin:

Will emails get through the ash barrier into cyber space?
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2010, 08:19:37 AM
Apparently  noooo:

Buggerybollox eh  cussing:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2010, 09:45:53 AM
She has just rung....she wants all the work to be forwarded to her personal email address so she can 'at least do something' whilst she is awiting news of when she can get a flight back  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Which is one more reason why she is the boss and you ain't.  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2010, 09:47:42 AM
Ooooh get you  ;D ....I think you'll find we all have a boss one way or the other   lol:

Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2010, 09:51:38 AM
The saturation coverage of all this travel chaos, of 'rescuing' stranded citizens,  of abandoned airports and the like , does have a  plus side  cloud9:

Hardly a peep from the 3 stooges at the moment  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 09:54:47 AM
The saturation coverage of all this travel chaos, of 'rescuing' stranded citizens,   of abandoned airports and the like is that  does have a  plus side  cloud9:

Hardly a peep from the 3 stooges at the moment  whistle:

Until Thursday....  ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 19, 2010, 11:41:57 AM
The Royal Navy to the rescue  eeek:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 11:43:49 AM
The Royal Navy to the rescue  eeek:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 11:46:02 AM
I can just see Ark Royal sailing into Portsmouth with thousands of holiday makers in Kiss me Quick hats and carrying stuffed bulls all over the flight deck...  noooo:

Gorgon has a hand in this doesn't he....  ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 19, 2010, 11:48:32 AM
Yup. He's convened a meeting of COBRA to sort out the problem ... 5 days late  ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2010, 11:49:14 AM
He needs to demonstrate his leadership potential  ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2010, 11:50:58 AM
Quote
HMS Albion, which was on its way to Spain to pick up troops, "may be able to be of help", said Mr Brown.

So the RN are using a ship that they happened to have in the area to bring home some 200 soldiers who got stranded in Spain on their way back from Afghanistan.

Meanwhile Gordon has put it about that HE is sending HMS Ark Royal to pick up tourists. Well only if the MOD can spare her, only if her replacement is already in the Med and only if the Spaniards agree to let her dock. It makes some sense when you remember that aircraft carriers are equipped to evacuate troops and thus have loads of spare room and supplies.
Good move on Gordon's part ~ would he have said/done this if there wasn't an election on? ..... Somehow I doubt it.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2010, 11:59:51 AM
Well..... just don't these teachers start bleating about not being paid enough. I can't afford to take my family abroad for holidays at Easter.  evil:

Quote
Schools are struggling to open as teachers and pupils have been stranded overseas by flight cancellations due to volcanic ash.

With schools and colleges returning after Easter, a handful are closed with many more coping with a skeleton staff.
Source BBC
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2010, 12:04:07 PM
Meanwhile .... Under the heading of "What an Arse" I offer you:

Quote
TV presenter Dan Snow's Dunkirk-style rescue mission to bring stranded tourists home from France has been scuppered - by the French.
Source: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/822246-dan-snows-tourists-rescue-mission-halted-by-french

 Prat  point:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2010, 05:17:11 PM
Quote
HMS Albion, which was on its way to Spain to pick up troops, "may be able to be of help", said Mr Brown.

So the RN are using a ship that they happened to have in the area to bring home some 200 soldiers who got stranded in Spain on their way back from Afghanistan.

Meanwhile Gordon has put it about that HE is sending HMS Ark Royal to pick up tourists. Well only if the MOD can spare her, only if her replacement is already in the Med and only if the Spaniards agree to let her dock. It makes some sense when you remember that aircraft carriers are equipped to evacuate troops and thus have loads of spare room and supplies.
Good move on Gordon's part ~ would he have said/done this if there wasn't an election on? ..... Somehow I doubt it.

Ark Royal - Capacity of 300 apparently... more focussed on carrying aircraft and stuff...
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Just One More on April 20, 2010, 05:38:10 PM
 The words "piss up" and "brewery"  (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Ash-Delays-Prime-Ministers-Madrid-Coach-Claims-Angers-Delayed-Passengers/Article/201004315610046?lpos=UK_News_First_World_News_Article_Teaser_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15610046_Ash_Delays%3A_Prime_Ministers_Madrid_Coach_Claims_Angers_Delayed_Passengers) spring to mind

They are now back-tracking saying that his words were taken out of context, and that the coaches are leaving Dover tonight. If that's the case, why not liaise with other countries and transport some back over there at the same time.  Banghead Banghead Banghead


Meanwhile, reported on local news down here, A Professor from Southampton University that is an "expert" on volcanoes has flown out to Iceland (via god knows where). He has warned that this volcano has a big brother and historically it erupts 12 - 18 months later  scared2:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 20, 2010, 06:07:37 PM
And Willie Walsh has had a number of planes take off  which he says are going to land in the UK ....oooohhhh ...someone is definitely testing the water ( or is that not an appropriate phrase if things go wrong  redface: )
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2010, 07:48:05 AM
Don't panic Mr Mannering ...it is all back to normal (apart from those people that actually want to get home or fly anywhere  lol:  )

...and why...because of new research that says it is safe to fly through some ash.

Has anyone seen this research ...of course not  whistle:
Will anyone admit it is because the airlines had a complete paddy with the authorities ...of course not .
Will anyone from the Govt admit they completely ballsed this up ...of course not
Will the insurance companies pay out...you get the drift by now   noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 07:51:49 AM
Don't panic Mr Mannering ...it is all back to normal (apart from those people that actually want to get home or fly anywhere  lol:  )

...and why...because of new research that says it is safe to fly through some ash.

Has anyone seen this research ...of course not  whistle:
Will anyone admit it is because the airlines had a complete paddy with the authorities ...of course not .
Will anyone from the Govt admit they completely ballsed this up ...of course not
Will the insurance companies pay out...you get the drift by now   noooo:

Far be it for me to say "I told you so!" (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-taunt002.gif&hash=3c2a677fe7e2451c34601d56532b371eebe32ea6) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

BUT

How long before they decide that it isn't dangerous to fly after all...? I give it a week absolute maximum...  ::)


 whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2010, 07:52:52 AM
You really are up your own bucket today aren't ya  lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: tel on April 21, 2010, 07:57:22 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 08:00:27 AM
You really are up your own bucket today aren't ya  lol:

I Told you so! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-taunt005.gif&hash=cb6ea5b39ded677393ad2fa1c886e3ab9018cfeb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2010, 08:03:07 AM
Ok Nostradamouse ...what is your next prediction ?
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 08:07:40 AM
Thought all these airports were supposed to be fully open again, or have they closed them again? confused:

Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No doubt DS will come on and suggest that the scousers have nicked all the radios, wheels and hub caps off them while they've been parked up for the last week. ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 08:08:40 AM
Ok Nostradamouse ...what is your next prediction ?

Labour win a historic fourth term....
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2010, 08:11:05 AM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 08:12:56 AM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

Thanks for the mucho  hilarity DS. Much appreciated. ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 08:13:07 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

There were loads of BA flights milling around waiting for the airports to open at 10pm...

I was watching them here. (http://www.radarvirtuel.com/)

That first flight from Toronto that landed just before ten had the most amazing flight - it arrived over Belfast then did a load of holding patterns over the Isle of Man before going to fly over Dublin.... then it flew back across the Irish sea and did more holding over Manchester before finally routing into Heathrow from the East....

Very environmentally friendly I'm sure....  noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 08:13:31 AM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 08:14:02 AM
Ok Nostradamouse ...what is your next prediction ?

Labour win a historic fourth term....

 Explode:
You'd better be wrong, or I'm going to top meself.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2010, 08:14:13 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 08:15:59 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.

See my earlier port....  whistle:

Anyhoo... more sloppy BBC reporting this morning...

Sky showed the first flight landing from Vancouver - a 747...

BBC purported to show it but in fact showed a 777....  noooo:

Sloppy....  redface:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2010, 08:17:00 AM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

He's back  cloud9:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: tel on April 21, 2010, 08:17:59 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.

Have you changed your clocks?

Or are you now in a different time zone?
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 08:19:20 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

There were loads of BA flights milling around waiting for the airports to open at 10pm...

I was watching them here. (http://www.radarvirtuel.com/)





WOW. That's ace and cool that is. Tar lah happy088!
Runs a bit slow like, but fascinating.
A new toy for me favourites list. cloud9:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 08:22:20 AM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

He's back  cloud9:

Well I suppose you would appreciate that sort of hilarious comment, being a fellow suthuner you know wha I mean guv like wouldn't you? ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2010, 08:22:53 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

There were loads of BA flights milling around waiting for the airports to open at 10pm...

I was watching them here. (http://www.radarvirtuel.com/)






WOW. That's ace and cool that is. Tar lah happy088!
Runs a bit slow like, but fascinating.
A new toy for me favourites list. cloud9:



And for me  happy088
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2010, 08:24:59 AM
Those planes look awfully close together  scared2:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 08:25:41 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

There were loads of BA flights milling around waiting for the airports to open at 10pm...

I was watching them here. (http://www.radarvirtuel.com/)






WOW. That's ace and cool that is. Tar lah happy088!
Runs a bit slow like, but fascinating.
A new toy for me favourites list. cloud9:



And for me  happy088

There is another one here. (http://www.flightradar24.com/)

It fell over last night tho, just before ten when the first flight was landing....  ::)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2010, 08:26:42 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

There were loads of BA flights milling around waiting for the airports to open at 10pm...

I was watching them here. (http://www.radarvirtuel.com/)






WOW. That's ace and cool that is. Tar lah happy088!
Runs a bit slow like, but fascinating.
A new toy for me favourites list. cloud9:



And for me  happy088

Same here!   ;D
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 08:28:38 AM
Those planes look awfully close together  scared2:

Oh FFS. ::)

WHY do we have to put up with you ey, why? noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 08:55:38 AM
Just 'eard a plane either leaving or departing, and I've seen two flying very high eastwards.

Bloody novelty this in'it? lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2010, 08:57:17 AM
leaving OR departing? whacky115
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2010, 09:08:33 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.

Have you changed your clocks?

Or are you now in a different time zone?

Nope  ;D  Deffo 9:45pm  8)   15 mins from here to Heathrow ... by plane, obviously.

I heard it overhead and thought WTF was that!  eeek:   Then the 10pm news announced the all clear.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 09:17:40 AM
leaving OR departing? whacky115

I meant arriving or departing, and you know that, but YOU, yes YOU, single handed like, have managed to 'addle me 'ed, bloody pedantic goof. cussing:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2010, 09:28:13 AM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

Thanks for the mucho  hilarity DS. Much appreciated. ::)

Ay, Ay, Ay  Caarm down will yer.

The remark was made by UM from his convalescent home, not by me.  cussing:

As if I would make some disparaging remark about our Scally cousins.  noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2010, 09:43:27 AM
Growler is an muddled bear  noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 09:52:02 AM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

Thanks for the mucho  hilarity DS. Much appreciated. ::)

Ay, Ay, Ay  Caarm down will yer.

The remark was made by UM from his convalescent home, not by me.  cussing:

As if I would make some disparaging remark about our Scally cousins.  noooo:

I know. I was being sarcastic actually, as that was the sort of comment YOU would normally make.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 09:53:15 AM
Growler is an muddled bear  noooo:

Reading your shitty durge is enough to make anyone go insane. Banghead
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2010, 09:55:35 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.

See my earlier port....  whistle:

Anyhoo... more sloppy BBC reporting this morning...

Sky showed the first flight landing from Vancouver - a 747...

BBC purported to show it but in fact showed a 777....  noooo:

Sloppy....  redface:

Got your anorak back from the dry cleaners I see.  whistle:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 09:59:22 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.

See my earlier port....  whistle:

Anyhoo... more sloppy BBC reporting this morning...

Sky showed the first flight landing from Vancouver - a 747...

BBC purported to show it but in fact showed a 777....  noooo:

Sloppy....  redface:

Got your anorak back from the dry cleaners I see.  whistle:

Yes... and luckily my "Eye Spy Book of Civilian Aircraft" was still in the pocket....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2010, 10:03:03 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.

See my earlier port....  whistle:

Anyhoo... more sloppy BBC reporting this morning...

Sky showed the first flight landing from Vancouver - a 747...

BBC purported to show it but in fact showed a 777....  noooo:

Sloppy....  redface:

Got your anorak back from the dry cleaners I see.  whistle:

Yes... and luckily my "Eye Spy Book of Civilian Aircraft" was still in the pocket....  cloud9:

Seriously ~ all those years in the bloody RAF and I can't tell one Boeing from another.
Sad innit? .... But I never had any interest in aircraft recognition and it was not something we ever needed to learn.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2010, 11:39:38 AM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

Thanks for the mucho  hilarity DS. Much appreciated. ::)

Ay, Ay, Ay  Caarm down will yer.

The remark was made by UM from his convalescent home, not by me.  cussing:

As if I would make some disparaging remark about our Scally cousins.  noooo:

I know. I was being sarcastic actually, as that was the sort of comment YOU would normally make.

Now who is stereotyping?

Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 11:43:07 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.

See my earlier port....  whistle:

Anyhoo... more sloppy BBC reporting this morning...

Sky showed the first flight landing from Vancouver - a 747...

BBC purported to show it but in fact showed a 777....  noooo:

Sloppy....  redface:

Got your anorak back from the dry cleaners I see.  whistle:

Yes... and luckily my "Eye Spy Book of Civilian Aircraft" was still in the pocket....  cloud9:

Seriously ~ all those years in the bloody RAF and I can't tell one Boeing from another.
Sad innit? .... But I never had any interest in aircraft recognition and it was not something we ever needed to learn.

You can always tell a 747 by its bloody great 'ump at the front....
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2010, 11:45:52 AM
See also: Sopwith Camel
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2010, 11:48:28 AM
Heard/saw a jet last night @10:45, presumably going into Heathrow.

I heard the rumble of one going over at a quarter to 10 ... reckon it was the first one from Vancouver; very strange after 6 days of peace and quiet.

See my earlier port....  whistle:

Anyhoo... more sloppy BBC reporting this morning...

Sky showed the first flight landing from Vancouver - a 747...

BBC purported to show it but in fact showed a 777....  noooo:

Sloppy....  redface:

Got your anorak back from the dry cleaners I see.  whistle:

Yes... and luckily my "Eye Spy Book of Civilian Aircraft" was still in the pocket....  cloud9:

Seriously ~ all those years in the bloody RAF and I can't tell one Boeing from another.
Sad innit? .... But I never had any interest in aircraft recognition and it was not something we ever needed to learn.

You can always tell a 747 by its bloody great 'ump at the front....

I'll take your word for it. SWWLTBO is good at aircraft recognition .... or so she claims. I am in no position to judge whether she really knows which is which or if it is just wild guesswork.

See also: Sopwith Camel
I was waiting for that one.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 11:56:24 AM
See also: Sopwith Camel

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: GROWLER on April 21, 2010, 01:59:23 PM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

Thanks for the mucho  hilarity DS. Much appreciated. ::)

Ay, Ay, Ay  Caarm down will yer.

The remark was made by UM from his convalescent home, not by me.  cussing:

As if I would make some disparaging remark about our Scally cousins.  noooo:

I know. I was being sarcastic actually, as that was the sort of comment YOU would normally make.

Now who is stereotyping?



It's not sterotyping, it IS A FACT, in'it?

You sutherners living with your superiority complexes' can't be seen to be missing an opportunity to look down upon and lay into us scoucers and flat cap and whippets types can you, oh no noooo:?

Bitter? Me? Nah, just tired and weary.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2010, 02:21:18 PM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

Thanks for the mucho  hilarity DS. Much appreciated. ::)

Ay, Ay, Ay  Caarm down will yer.

The remark was made by UM from his convalescent home, not by me.  cussing:

As if I would make some disparaging remark about our Scally cousins.  noooo:

I know. I was being sarcastic actually, as that was the sort of comment YOU would normally make.

Now who is stereotyping?



It's not sterotyping, it IS A FACT, in'it?

You sutherners living with your superiority complexes' can't be seen to be missing an opportunity to look down upon and lay into us scoucers and flat cap and whippets types can you, oh no noooo:?

Bitter? Me? Nah, just tired and weary.

Michael Parkinson, a well know "professional" northerner if ever there was one, once said, within my hearing as it happens, that the biggest difference between those from the North and those from the South existed purely in the minds of the Northerners. Having been married for 21 years to a girl from Yorkshire (and thus wed also to her extended Northern family) I have to say that he was right.

There is nothing "soft" about people who were born in the South, nothing easier about living in the South and "Southerners" do not get paid more, do not have more privileges, are not better educated and do not have better lives. NOR, until people from the frozen wastes that exist beyond the Watford Gap, start on with their bloody whining about 'ow 'ard life is oop t'north do we ever even give them a fvcking thought far less bother to stereotype them.

So stick that in thee roll-oop and strike a match! evil:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2010, 02:27:00 PM
Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No engine noise but you can still hear whining. It's from the scousers unable to jet off to Benidorm.  ;)

Thanks for the mucho  hilarity DS. Much appreciated. ::)

Ay, Ay, Ay  Caarm down will yer.

The remark was made by UM from his convalescent home, not by me.  cussing:

As if I would make some disparaging remark about our Scally cousins.  noooo:

I know. I was being sarcastic actually, as that was the sort of comment YOU would normally make.

Now who is stereotyping?



It's not sterotyping, it IS A FACT, in'it?

You sutherners living with your superiority complexes' can't be seen to be missing an opportunity to look down upon and lay into us scoucers and flat cap and whippets types can you, oh no noooo:?

Bitter? Me? Nah, just tired and weary.

Michael Parkinson, a well know "professional" northerner if ever there was one, once said, within my hearing as it happens, that the biggest difference between those from the North and those from the South existed purely in the minds of the Northerners. Having been married for 21 years to a girl from Yorkshire (and thus wed also to her extended Northern family) I have to say that he was right.

There is nothing "soft" about people who were born in the South, nothing easier about living in the South and "Southerners" do not get paid more, do not have more privileges, are not better educated and do not have better lives. NOR, until people from the frozen wastes that exist beyond the Watford Gap, start on with their bloody whining about 'ow 'ard life is oop t'north do we ever even give them a fvcking thought far less bother to stereotype them.

So stick that in thee roll-oop and strike a match! evil:

Quite so.

All these rumours about them being feckless, under-age breeding, benefit-scrounging, thieving, pie-munching, drunken, beligerent degenerates are probably made up as well.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2010, 02:37:11 PM
I think you meant beLLigerent  angel1
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2010, 02:38:28 PM
I think you meant beLLigerent  angel1

I think I probably did.
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2010, 02:42:15 PM
I think you meant beLLigerent  angel1

I think I probably did.

Otherwise accurate
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2010, 02:43:45 PM
I think you meant beLLigerent  angel1

I think I probably did.

See what I did there? LL. Geddit? eh?
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 02:46:19 PM
I think you meant beLLigerent  angel1

I think I probably did.

See what I did there? LL. Geddit? eh?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on April 21, 2010, 02:50:03 PM
I think you meant beLLigerent  angel1

I think I probably did.

See what I did there? LL. Geddit? eh?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.solidprinciples.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F12%2Fgoodgrief.jpg&hash=8feb105f2ef118063fce8477429b67634e270eae)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2010, 02:52:20 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Just One More on April 21, 2010, 04:55:59 PM
Thought all these airports were supposed to be fully open again, or have they closed them again? confused:

Directly under the flight path for L'pool airport here, and not 'eard or seen a single one yet.

No doubt DS will come on and suggest that the scousers have nicked all the radios, wheels and hub caps off them while they've been parked up for the last week. ::)

John Lennon airport this morning  whistle:



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FcsqmJ.jpg&hash=2550efe83062b85b6aed7cbb49b4d233b72ab7b6) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxcsqmJ)
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Just One More on April 21, 2010, 05:04:04 PM
Some fantastic images here

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.html


Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2010, 05:13:35 PM
Some fantastic images here

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.html




Amazing!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Just One More on May 04, 2010, 05:54:13 AM
Here we go again, airspace above Ireland and Scotland has been closed again this morning due to volcanic ash






Vote for the Icelandic Volcano party, it's done more to stop immigration in the last few weeks than Labour have in the last 13 years
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 04, 2010, 06:43:32 AM
We need the Lib Dems, for their former leader. Get the Ashdown!
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2010, 06:56:14 AM
We need the Lib Dems, for their former leader. Get the Ashdown!

If this is what a weekend on the p*ss does for you I'd sign the pledge  noooo:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 04, 2010, 08:58:59 AM
We need the Lib Dems, for their former leader. Get the Ashdown!
  drumroll:  lol:
Title: Re: Pastis, get your mask out of storage
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 04, 2010, 11:20:59 AM
David Cameron was meant to be in Belfast today - flight cancelled because of the "Ash".  And now the flights are back on again. Conspiracy by Bruin?