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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 25, 2010, 10:57:10 AM

Title: Blimp problem
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2010, 10:57:10 AM

The wumman who lives opposite me is ENORMOUS. A real Grade A bloater/waddler. In her late thirties I'd guess.

Her parents have bought her a new car so she can get around. I have just been watching her.  eveilgrin:

Opens driver side door and gets in. Car suspension gasps and the driver side of the car descends visibly, wedging the driver side door onto the pavement  point:

She gets out and the car ascends. She tries to half open the door but is too big to fit through the gap.  razz:

She has had to get her neighbour to turn it round for her so the driver door is on the road side. Then she fetches her equally enormous mother who gets in on the passenger side and wedges the car door on the pavement  point:

SO then the mother gets out, the daughter gets in and then the mother gets in again  noooo:

The car leaves with the suspension in peril .

Title: Re: Blimp problem
Post by: Snoopy on April 25, 2010, 12:02:01 PM

Oh Dear ~ shouldn't laugh but can't help it.  lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Blimp problem
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 25, 2010, 12:28:59 PM

Yep what Snoops said. ;D ;D

Title: Re: Blimp problem
Post by: Pastis on April 25, 2010, 02:00:28 PM

 shutup:

happy001

Title: Re: Blimp problem
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 26, 2010, 07:13:29 AM

 lol: lol:


We want pictures.

Title: Re: Blimp problem
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2010, 04:38:36 PM

Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 26, 2010, 07:13:29 AM

lol: lol:


We want pictures.

When you say 'we'?

 noooo:
 sick2:

Title: Re: Blimp problem
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2010, 10:23:59 AM

It will be an educational thing DS honest.... char048

Title: Re: Blimp problem
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2010, 10:25:12 AM

She is now parking the car with the driver side wheels on the pavement for extra height  point:

Title: Re: Blimp problem
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 27, 2010, 11:22:47 AM

Nottingham has none of those problems