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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 02, 2010, 02:06:45 PM

Title: My red nose
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2010, 02:06:45 PM

I have stupidly set fire to my nose.  cussing: It hurts. I ought to have learnt after the last time  noooo:

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 02, 2010, 02:43:21 PM

Can you intelligently set fire to your nose? And yes, you ought to have learnt after the previous time.

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2010, 02:57:37 PM

Quote from: Nick on May 02, 2010, 02:06:45 PM

I have stupidly set fire to my nose.  cussing: It hurts. I ought to have learnt after the last time  noooo:

 point:

You shouldn't tell so many lies and make it so vulnerable!

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2010, 03:22:20 PM

 evil: evil:

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: beerhead on May 02, 2010, 04:02:39 PM

Maybe you should consider one of these -
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FPGXur.jpg&hash=5d8bf92f3eacf04bbf22e04d4172a5b232b1b2bc) (http://www.postimage.org/)

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2010, 08:09:59 PM

Alright I have to ask, just what were you doing when you set fire to your nose?  Popcorn:

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 03, 2010, 08:11:00 PM

Nasal strimming prolly  whistle:

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2010, 08:13:56 PM

Didn't he mention something about getting a flamethrower in another thread?  eeek:

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2010, 06:13:13 AM

I expect that, like last time, he was lighting a ciggy and failed to ensure his lighter was set on "low".

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 04, 2010, 09:31:08 AM

Like last time? This is a regular occurence then?  point:

Title: Re: My red nose
Post by: Snoopy on May 04, 2010, 09:32:08 AM

Oh Yes!

Never let it be said that Nick EVER learned anything from experience.