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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on May 03, 2010, 08:05:58 PM
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My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!
Source (http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/My-New-Pink-Button-Audry/M/B002OXSKF8.htm)
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I'm almost aftaid to ask what you were looking for when you found that online. eeek:
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Jezzzzus
Haven't we gerls got enough to worry about noooo:
I don't give a flying fig about any potential colour loss down there.....if one's partner dared mention it as an issue they would be worried about loss of an altogether different nature evil:
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Jezzzzus
Haven't we gerls got enough to worry about noooo:
I don't give a flying fig about any potential colour loss down there.....if one's partner dared mention it as an issue they would be worried about loss of an altogether different nature evil:
"Darling, your minge looks a bit pale"
THWACK!
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Jezzzzus
Haven't we gerls got enough to worry about noooo:
I don't give a flying fig about any potential colour loss down there.....if one's partner dared mention it as an issue they would be worried about loss of an altogether different nature evil:
I was sort of assuming that she was checking out herself. redface: I don't know what colour mine was in my youth, for all I know it was green, had a brief glimpse of it during child bearing years and that is prolly far too much information, I have not seen it since, not for any other reason than I have not been looking for/at it.
Might have it painted dayglow yellow now... sort of no parking/unloading area as it were. whistle:
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noooo: I see it is American so not approved over here.
I expect NICE are looking into it.
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I wonder when gerls stopped using lipstick to achieve the desired look. rubschin:
"Coral Pink" for nips and tips when I was a lad. whistle:
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Coral is very much protected these days. To be seen but definitely not touched whistle:
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Nothing much changes does it? surrender:
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Good grief eeek:
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During years of conversations with my friends, this subject has never once come up.
How surprising.
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BM talks of little else noooo:
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BM talks of little else noooo:
redface:
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too much info me think!!
i would tell who ever actuelly looked on the internet for this matter,, stop fucking !
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eeek: darling the problem isnt down there, take that ass of yours of that mirror !!
cant believe that, people dying in the world, wars, hunger, HIV and natural disasters
and you are worried that the clor of your "bits" not pink enough
what a cow
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too much info me think!!
i would tell who ever actuelly looked on the internet for this matter,, stop fucking !
eeek:
eeek: darling the problem isnt down there, take that ass of yours of that mirror !!
cant believe that, people dying in the world, wars, hunger, HIV and natural disasters
and you are worried that the clor of your "bits" not pink enough
what a cow
happy001
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whacky115
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Shrugs:
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whacky115
Pot/Kettle whistle:
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too much info me think!!
i would tell who ever actuelly looked on the internet for this matter,, stop fucking !
eeek:
eeek: darling the problem isnt down there, take that ass of yours of that mirror !!
cant believe that, people dying in the world, wars, hunger, HIV and natural disasters
and you are worried that the clor of your "bits" not pink enough
what a cow
Ehh?
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too much info me think!!
i would tell who ever actuelly looked on the internet for this matter,, stop fucking !
eeek:
eeek: darling the problem isnt down there, take that ass of yours of that mirror !!
cant believe that, people dying in the world, wars, hunger, HIV and natural disasters
and you are worried that the clor of your "bits" not pink enough
what a cow
Ehh?
Quite so... lol:
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Don't think pink is her colour lol:
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Don't think pink is her colour lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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I have asked myself what sort of life, if life it be, one must live when time is spent firstly gazing at your girly bits, which in itsself involves an uncomfortable contortion of sorts, or a pre thought out purchase of mirror, noting the color change of them/it over a number of years and then producing a product that will take it back to the color which hers was but which may not be the color that anyone else's is.... She may of course have done a study, which would bring all sorts of marketing opportunities to the table. Puts navel gazing in a whole new category. eeek:
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I have asked myself what sort of life, if life it be, one must live when time is spent firstly gazing at your girly bits, which in itsself involves an uncomfortable contortion of sorts, or a pre thought out purchase of mirror, noting the color change of them/it over a number of years and then producing a product that will take it back to the color which hers was but which may not be the color that anyone else's is.... She may of course have done a study, which would bring all sorts of marketing opportunities to the table. Puts navel gazing in a whole new category. eeek:
A lessa then...? rubschin:
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Nah not necessarily, just bloody weird IMHO. confused:
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Nah not necessarily, just bloody weird IMHO. confused:
You wouldn't want her in the shower with you at the gym then...?
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I have asked myself what sort of life, if life it be, one must live when time is spent firstly gazing at your girly bits, which in itsself involves an uncomfortable contortion of sorts, or a pre thought out purchase of mirror, noting the color change of them/it over a number of years and then producing a product that will take it back to the color which hers was but which may not be the color that anyone else's is.... She may of course have done a study, which would bring all sorts of marketing opportunities to the table. Puts navel gazing in a whole new category. eeek:
More likely an old flame looked her up and passed some derogatory comment.
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I have asked myself what sort of life, if life it be, one must live when time is spent firstly gazing at your girly bits, which in itsself involves an uncomfortable contortion of sorts, or a pre thought out purchase of mirror, noting the color change of them/it over a number of years and then producing a product that will take it back to the color which hers was but which may not be the color that anyone else's is.... She may of course have done a study, which would bring all sorts of marketing opportunities to the table. Puts navel gazing in a whole new category. eeek:
More likely an old flame looked her up and passed some derogatory comment.
lol: lol: lol:
Looked her up! drumroll:
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Did she get in a flap ?
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Did she get in a flap ?
Yes, she thought he was taking the piss! redface:
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Nah not necessarily, just bloody weird IMHO. confused:
You wouldn't want her in the shower with you at the gym then...?
I wouldn't want her on the same planet as me !