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Title: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2010, 03:31:48 PM
I am getting an early night and then up for about 2.00 to see the carnage live. Ed Balls and Bercow must die  eveilgrin:

Anyone else up for some malicious glee?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2010, 03:37:27 PM
Not a chance ......I will be fast asleep  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Pastis on May 06, 2010, 03:38:15 PM
I'll probably be around  razz:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 03:43:32 PM
I am getting an early night and then up for about 2.00 to see the carnage live. Ed Balls and Bercow must die  eveilgrin:

Anyone else up for some malicious glee?  eveilgrin:

I'd like to join in but it'll be 4am Cyprus time... I'll be in bed with Miss D.....
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2010, 03:49:30 PM
I think you meant to say LIKE Miss D   evil:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2010, 03:50:18 PM
Ignoring that which precedes my post I can say that given the the expectation that most counts will be delayed this time because of the number of postal votes I shall sleep and enjoy it all in the morning.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 03:52:05 PM
I think you meant to say LIKE Miss D   evil:

I could have phrased that better couldn't I....?  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2010, 03:52:56 PM
Not a chance ......I will be snoring like a porker  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 03:54:46 PM
Not a chance ......I will be snoring like a porker  cloud9:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Pastis on May 06, 2010, 03:55:58 PM
Ignoring that which precedes my post I can say that given the the expectation that most counts will be delayed this time because of the number of postal votes I shall sleep and enjoy it all in the morning.

True. Actually... it may not be resolved for days  angry041:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 03:57:18 PM
Ignoring that which precedes my post I can say that given the the expectation that most counts will be delayed this time because of the number of postal votes I shall sleep and enjoy it all in the morning.

True. Actually... it may not be resolved for days  angry041:

Gorgon might be ousted as leader before the count is finished then...?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Pastis on May 06, 2010, 04:07:39 PM
Never mind the Portillo moment, we could be in for an "Et tu Brute" moment  eveilgrin:

I've been conducting a err... Pastis Poll  angel1  amongst acquaintances. Loads of peeps are voting tactically  razz: . Well 6 of them are  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 04:12:36 PM
Never mind the Portillo moment, we could be in for an "Et tu Brute" moment  eveilgrin:

I've been conducting a err... Pastis Poll  angel1  amongst acquaintances. Loads of peeps are voting tactically  razz: . Well 6 of them are  redface:

I'd love to see him totally, completely, utterly humiliated....!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 06, 2010, 04:46:09 PM
Well I have just popped across the road and added my nail to his coffin  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: tel on May 06, 2010, 05:55:03 PM
I was going to stay up and watch the results, but with an interview tomorrow morning, I think I will give it a miss and maybe get up early instead.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 06:57:03 PM
I have 3 bottles of red wine and 2 bottles of champers. And 4 bottles of Bombardier.

And nothing to do tomorrow (that can't wait).

I may stay up. I may not.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 07:24:26 PM
I shall be up early o'clock to hopefully gloat....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 08:20:42 PM
2 Bombardiers...
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 08:21:43 PM
I've drunk a wine box...  redface:

I still hate Gorgon...  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 08:32:11 PM
I've drunk a wine box...  redface:

I still hate Gorgon...  evil:

What do ya reckon? Leave the Bombardier for now and hit the red wine?
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2010, 08:35:57 PM
Big bust up in polling station   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 08:36:40 PM
I've drunk a wine box...  redface:

I still hate Gorgon...  evil:

What do ya reckon? Leave the Bombardier for now and hit the red wine?

Your my besh fren you are...
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 08:37:21 PM
Big bust up in polling station   noooo:

Details!
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2010, 08:37:48 PM
Big bust up in polling station   noooo:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Just One More on May 06, 2010, 08:39:02 PM
Big bust up in polling station   noooo:

What time did she turn up?
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 08:42:43 PM
I've drunk a wine box...  redface:

I still hate Gorgon...  evil:

What do ya reckon? Leave the Bombardier for now and hit the red wine?

Your my besh fren you are...

Red wine it is then. Les Galets 2008, Berberana Reserva 2005, or Montepulciano Asda cheepy?
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2010, 08:52:53 PM
I've drunk a wine box...  redface:

I still hate Gorgon...  evil:
now put on helmet cam .............real video
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 08:58:32 PM
The BBC1 coverage is already twee and annoying. Cunch of Bunts.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2010, 09:05:45 PM
The BBC1 coverage is already twee and annoying. Cunch of Bunts.

"Out helicopters are up in the sky..."

Well bugger me, I'd never have known that. I thought they would have been down the Marianas Trench.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 09:20:38 PM
The BBC1 coverage is already twee and annoying. Cunch of Bunts.

"Out helicopters are up in the sky..."

Well bugger me, I'd never have known that. I thought they would have been down the Marianas Trench.  noooo:

Indeed - like earlier on when the Farage plane nose-dived. the BBC reporter said she "believed the banner attached to the plane was encouraging people to vote UKIP".

Well, who'd of thunk it.

And now Krusty Wark has just appeared.

Only two things can redeem this now:-

1. Fiona Bruce strips off, and
2. Involves herself in a lesbian lickathon with Emily Maitlis.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2010, 09:31:32 PM
Brown and Darlng are 2 of the most experienced financial politicians in the last 30 years? I always thought that Piers Morgan was an arsehole.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 09:35:46 PM
Brown and Darlng are 2 of the most experienced financial politicians in the last 30 years? I always thought that Piers Morgan was an arsehole.  noooo:

Experience does not mean competence. QED.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 09:54:44 PM
Lots of voters turned away as they were too late to vote. Doubtless there will be a call for electoral reform now...
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2010, 10:01:45 PM
Just leaving. Been a full on day but turnout was at least double what it was where I was for previous  general elections
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 10:16:56 PM
The outside broadcasting from the BBC is nothing short of shambolic. I DEMAND MY LICENCE FEE BACK!
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 10:34:04 PM
Just leaving. Been a full on day but turnout was at least double what it was where I was for a general election

More...

A "Sit-in" in East London somewhere as the voters were "too late".  A few thoughts:-

1. Idiot people - get there earlier.
2. Idiot organisers - get more people in to deal with 1, above.
3. A "Null and void" election will be declared if it suits NuLab.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2010, 10:57:01 PM
Polling stations running out of ballot papers or staying open after 10pm. How the hell can you run out of ballot papers, each polling station must know how many people can potentially be voting there.  Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2010, 11:03:25 PM
We had to have some bloke removed by the police as he wasn't on the register. When told he couldn't vote went feckin ballistic and played the " don't you know who I am " card and got really abusive. Two bobbies literally got him by either arm and airlifted him out of there whilst he did the air bicycle  ;D

But yeah agreed,  don't understand how you can run out of ballot papers however there were loads of other fuck ups  noooo:

As for people that turn up after 10 o clock ...it is guaranteed every time  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Tough shit you've had all day and if you know it is going to be 'difficult' then arrange a postal vote.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 11:05:53 PM
Polling stations running out of ballot papers or staying open after 10pm. How the hell can you run out of ballot papers, each polling station must know how many people can potentially be voting there.  Banghead

What a fucking farce. If THE GOVERNMENT OF 13 YEARS can't even update the Electoral register for Chester IN AN ELECTION YEAR thuds depriving some 600 of a vote

THEN IT IS NO FUCKING SURPRISE THAT THE COUNTRY IS FUCKING FUCKED!!!
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2010, 11:11:18 PM
The Queen is like Heiniken? I know the BBC is dumbing down but that just made me cringe.

Wouldnt it make more sense to have the polling stations open midnight to midnight with the staff running 6 hour shifts. Swap the ballot boxes over at the shift change which means the counts can be done while the stations are still open. Then even if there aren't enough people to take the votes there is a longer period to spread the votes out in.

I may be being cynical here TMR but I'm wondering if the constituencies in question are ones that Labour stands to lose, thus opening the way for a legal challenge.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 11:13:52 PM
The Queen is like Heiniken? I know the BBC is dumbing down but that just made me cringe.

Wouldnt it make more sense to have the polling stations open midnight to midnight with the staff running 6 hour shifts. Swap the ballot boxes over at the shift change which means the counts can be done while the stations are still open. Then even if there aren't enough people to take the votes there is a longer period to spread the votes out in.

I may be being cynical here TMR but I'm wondering if the constituencies in question are ones that Labour stands to lose, thus opening the way for a legal challenge.

 happ096

Got it in one. May I be the first tonight to use the "c" word?
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 11:16:02 PM
Gotta say that Joan Collins is still looking pretty fine  redface:

Could be the red wine talking now...
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2010, 11:17:01 PM
Her plastic surgeon must be in the rich list by now  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 11:21:50 PM
Her plastic surgeon must be in the rich list by now  whistle:

Surprise, surprise Paxo cuts off Ken Clarke but luckily Clarke gets a good dig in. Hilarious!
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 11:28:38 PM
According to Emily Maitlis, Nigel Farage "narrowly avoided a plane crash today".

Dozy mare. She has no option now - KIT OFF!
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Pastis on May 06, 2010, 11:33:12 PM
Brighton Pavilion in love bomb shock!  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 06, 2010, 11:39:48 PM
Brighton Pavilion in Napalm bomb result!  eeek:

Corrected for you  8)
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2010, 12:03:38 AM
Pesto's on now. An ill-educated mumbler whose voice should be silenced by a bullet. 
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2010, 12:18:14 AM
I shall be going for well needed beauty sleep soon. But when I wake, I believe the Conservatives will have acquired the requisite majority.

And that ain't easy to type when you're pissed.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2010, 03:32:20 AM
Just leaving. Been a full on day but turnout was at least double what it was where I was for previous  general elections

 happ096 If I remember right, you were up and about at around 0515hr's. Barman, a drink for the lady
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2010, 03:38:11 AM
Looks like you've all gone to bed. In the last ten minutes Esther Rantzen only got around 1,900 votes, and Jackqui Smith loses her seat. I'm off to see if Blears had the same fate
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Just One More on May 07, 2010, 03:53:42 AM
Balls scraped in by 1,100 votes.... "I'm sorry the cameras didn't catch the moment they were hoping for"..... smug twat
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2010, 04:36:29 AM
I have been tuning into R4 since midnight. What a shambles. Brown claims he is staying on  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 04:59:26 AM
What a disappointing farce...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2010, 05:28:23 AM
Looking like it will be a farce that will be repeated much sooner than anticipated  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2010, 05:37:48 AM
happ096 If I remember right, you were up and about at around 0515hr's. Barman, a drink for the lady

Up at 4.30 am, yesterday ...home by 12.30am this morning and woke up at normal time this morning Banghead . Bloomin natural alarm body clocks  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 05:38:53 AM
Looking like it will be a farce that will be repeated much sooner than anticipated  noooo:

Another day at triple time and a day off in lieu for you then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
You don't get paid triple time  noooo: . It is a fixed fee depending on your role and you are paid on the day for it  cloud9:

Today is a day off ( taken from my own leave entitlement) I'll have you know  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 05:53:43 AM
You don't get paid triple time  noooo: . It is a fixed fee depending on your role and you are paid on the day for it  cloud9:

Today is a day off ( taken from my own leave entitlement) I'll have you know  whistle:

Were you one of those ones that ran around with the ballot boxes like an eejit...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 05:59:33 AM
Quote from: Constantly Furious
Pathetic that although the Labour party have been handed a humiliating defeat, losing seat after seat after seat to massive swings, they should be able to completely fucking ignore our message and plan to just carry on in Government, deaf to the views of the nation.

Pathetic that the Lib Dems, who rose to fame after a good performance on a television programme, yet who look like ending up with fewer seats than they had before the election, should be in a position to dictate what happens next; to decide who gets power and who gets ignored; to be 'Kingmakers'

Pathetic that the Conservatives, who have had to oppose the most inept, corrupt and incompetent party for years, led by the most widely disliked Prime Minister for years, should still be completely unable to persuade the public to give them even the tiniest of majorities.

The whole fucking thing is pathetic.

Fuck the lot of them.

Source (http://constantlyfurious.blogspot.com/)

Wot he said ^^^^  happ096
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2010, 06:03:06 AM
Yep .... but they put a time limit on you getting the ballot boxes back to the counting centre  ::).

Not that we were rushing. There is no point - the amount of paperwork you have to complete afterwards is endless and if this is not correct you just end up spending more time at the counting centre reviewing it all.

There were 3 of us taking the ballot boxes back however and we were driven there ...handed the stuff in , paperwork in order and then try and get home.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 06:41:11 AM
OH got 145...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2010, 07:15:08 AM
I see the Farage result isn't due till about 2.30  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 08:27:52 AM
I see the Farage result isn't due till about 2.30  evil:

They needed Miss D there to carry the boxes!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 08:34:40 AM
Morning all ~ went to bed, woke at 1 and have listened to the whole thing on the wireless ~ what can I say?   .......................
......................................................
.......................................................
......................................................... Yargh:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2010, 08:41:43 AM
I give it 18 months at the outside before we go through all this again. On the bright side that at least gives the Electoral Commission time to properly sort out their ballot stations.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 08:44:03 AM
Which is unfortunate since it is the responsibility of each individual returning officer to sort out the polling stations in their area. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2010, 08:44:18 AM
We don't have 18 months. The markets are plummeting  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2010, 08:56:20 AM
Greens win historic first seat


 Greens win historic first seatGreen Party leader Caroline Lucas has made electoral history after becoming the party's first MP.


Free saplings, lentils, jesus boots and white socks for all then. ::)
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 08:59:52 AM
We don't have 18 months. The markets are plummeting  noooo:

Bugger the markets ~ the b@st@rds that govern the rise and fall of prices are only out for themselves. Let them take their chances like the rest of us.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2010, 09:00:44 AM
Exchange rates, interest rates.....
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 09:02:59 AM
My gripe is all those wasted votes being cast for the no-hopers. UKIP, Greens, Independents, BNP ,,,,, most end up forfeiting their deposits. Why do people bother?

I would support any change to the system that either prevented them from standing in the first place OR allowed a reallocation of the small number of votes they get to the other parties.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2010, 09:05:59 AM
The useless piece of shite who "represents" me and Growler appears to be facing a recount  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 09:06:41 AM
Exchange rates, interest rates.....

I have no investments earning interest. My bank pays such a pitiful amount of interest on my current account it is not worth bothering about, I have no intention of travelling abroad so will not be looking to exchange any money and lastly anything that keeps interest rates down suits me as it means I pay less interest.

Welcome to my world ~ that of the poor non-working man who was taken for all he had by (i) his first wife and (ii) a subsequent government.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2010, 09:13:41 AM
Exchange rates, interest rates.....

I knew I should have bought me Euros this week while the value was sort of 'rocketing' favourably.
Plumeting today. ::)
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 09:25:19 AM
Exchange rates, interest rates.....

I knew I should have bought me Euros this week while the value was sort of 'rocketing' favourably.
Plumeting today. ::)


The Euro is going down the toilet Growler...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2010, 09:34:25 AM
Exchange rates, interest rates.....

I knew I should have bought me Euros this week while the value was sort of 'rocketing' favourably.
Plumeting today. ::)


The Euro is going down the toilet Growler...  noooo:

So's the pound.
It's absdolutely plummeting aginst the euro this morning. ?1.18 down to ?1.14 in just 4 hours, and still falling.
2.25 % loss. eeek:
Absolutely goosed against the $ too. (never used that $ key before) ;)
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 09:45:26 AM
Nick Clegg does the honourable thing...  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2010, 09:46:06 AM
What's he done?!
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 09:47:38 AM
What's he done?!

Not topped himself...  noooo:

Says that the biggest party (Tories) should form government...

Gorgon must be gutted!  point:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 09:49:25 AM
Nick Clegg does the honourable thing...  eeek:


Don't hold your breath ..... Gordon will cling onto the levers of power until some bugger shoots him. Cleggy may have said Cameron gets first chance to offer a deal .... he hasn't said he'll accept it and if Cameron says "Fvck off, I want to go it alone in a minority government" Cleggy will be round to Number 10 before you can say knife.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 09:50:49 AM
A Lib/Lab pact would be the least worst result IMHO... They can go down the toilet together then....
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 07, 2010, 09:53:43 AM
Red wine hangover, not good  surrender:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: GROWLER on May 07, 2010, 09:53:51 AM
You should have all voted for me.
Free pies chips beer ciggies and petrol/diesel for ever.

It's the simple things in life that attract sheeples. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 09:56:25 AM
A Lib/Lab pact would be the least worst result IMHO... They can go down the toilet together then....

If they do combine we will be looking at PR voting in future ~ because they both know that if they put that in place we will never have a Conservative Government again.
Lord Rumba of Rio and Peter Hain have been promoting that idea since 10 o'clock last night, claiming that both they and Gordon have long been supporters of such a change. Kinnock had the nerve to claim he has "Always" supported and campaigned for such a change to the system when he was asked about it earlier this morning. When the interviewer pointed out that he hadn't supported it when he looked like winning a "first past the post election" he came out with all sorts of bulls hit.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 09:58:37 AM
A Lib/Lab pact would be the least worst result IMHO... They can go down the toilet together then....

If they do combine we will be looking at PR voting in future ~ because they both know that if they put that in place we will never have a Conservative Government again.
Lord Rumba of Rio and Peter Hain have been promoting that idea since 10 o'clock last night, claiming that both they and Gordon have long been supporters of such a change. Kinnock had the nerve to claim he has "Always" supported and campaigned for such a change to the system when he was asked about it earlier this morning. When the interviewer pointed out that he hadn't supported it when he looked like winning a "first past the post election" he came out with all sorts of bulls hit.

PR would prolly be the price to pay for a Lib/Lab pact...

However, after five years (if that) of austerity measures, who is going to vote for either of them...?
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 10:06:32 AM
As I already said (somewhere) I would be happy with a system to redistributed the votes cast for all the no-hopers .... perhaps we should be given a choice of two on the paper.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 10:11:52 AM
iDave to make speech at 2:30....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 07, 2010, 10:20:03 AM
Red wine hangover, not good  surrender:

Joan Collins still looking attractive this morning then  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 10:22:46 AM
What we DON'T need is the Welsh system used to elect our AMs (Assembly Members) ... it is a nightmare.
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The assembly is made up of 60 members. Forty are elected using the first-past-the-post system in constituencies identical to Wales's Westminster seats.

A further 20 are elected from five electoral regions - such as "north Wales", "south Wales central", etc. - with four drawn from each region.

These additional assembly members are chosen from party lists, with numbers decided according to a complicated PR system designed to reward parties that get a large spread of votes which is not concentrated enough to win constituencies outright.

Voters therefore have two votes, which can be cast for different parties, but need not be.

In the last election, for example, Labour won only in constituencies and secured no top-up seats, whereas the Tories only won in one constituency (Monmouth).

Their strength in the assembly is almost entirely dependent on the 10 AMs that the PR system gave them.

A total of 31 seats are needed to form a majority in the assembly, although since an assembly member from the second-biggest party becomes the speaker, and usually does not vote, 30 seats are enough to form a working majority.

Labour won 30 seats in 2003, but no party is likely to do so this time.

Unlike Westminster, elections to the Welsh assembly are fixed for every four years - although under the provisions of the Government of Wales Act 2006, which comes into force after May, an extraordinary election can be called if two-thirds of the assembly vote for it, or if the assembly cannot decide on a first minister.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2010, 12:00:40 PM
Unite Union says Gorgon should hang on as the Tories will make nasty cuts...  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 07, 2010, 12:01:22 PM
Latest headline on the BBC site:

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Newly elected Labour MP Jack Dromey, husband of party deputy leader Harriet Harman, says the country does not want a Conservative government.

The arrogant c***


 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2010, 01:46:47 PM
You can imagine how bad it will get if Operation Harman works out and she ends up in No. 10 Mort.
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 07, 2010, 01:49:34 PM
Cameron has made a very generous and public approach to Clegg. It should see Gordon packing his suitcase. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2010, 02:23:01 PM
Rifle, bombs. He won't give up. The bastard
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2010, 02:27:12 PM
I'd love to see the tantrum Gordo threw when he heard about the talks...
Title: Re: The all new Up for the Count thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 09, 2010, 11:18:22 AM
Words of wisdom from Mr Clarkson

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article7120493.ece