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Title: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2010, 04:52:36 PM
BBC TV are saying they are having a special extended news broadcast at 6pm tonight.


Will it be an announcement on a new government or more speculation?
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Snoopy on May 09, 2010, 05:02:19 PM
Utter bollix ~ Just Nick Robinson speculating about what might have been said between Brown and Clegg when they had a "secret" meeting at the F&CO this afternoon.
Apparently Clegg was updating Brown on what Cameron had offered and giving him  a last chance to make a better offer. Robinson say that's what it was about anyway.
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Nick on May 09, 2010, 05:18:31 PM
Broon is a dead man
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2010, 11:21:05 AM
Broon is a dead man

And Nick Robinson hopefully...  cussing:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2010, 04:05:33 PM
He's going ~ hurrah!
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2010, 04:08:12 PM
But only if and when ~ I listened to him making his statement and frankly he has left so make gaps through which he can wriggle out of it I won't believe it until he is hanging from a lamp-post.
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 10, 2010, 04:10:31 PM
Just read what you posted on the other thread. He's not going ~ boo!
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Snoopy on May 10, 2010, 04:14:59 PM
There seems to be a measure of horse trading going on with some Lib/Dems holding out for more and more. They want to be careful or they will shoot themselves in the foot.
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Nick on May 10, 2010, 06:52:16 PM
This McBroon resignation stuff is smoke and mirrors  evil:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 10, 2010, 06:54:45 PM
This McBroon resignation stuff is smoke and mirrors  evil:

Quite so...

I can't wait for all the knives to come out in a few weeks!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 11, 2010, 12:31:17 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/-election-finally-produces-a-result-201005112717/
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2010, 12:39:20 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 11, 2010, 12:45:05 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/-election-finally-produces-a-result-201005112717/


Brilliant, although this bit had me worried for a moment..

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Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg said Mr Brown's statement 'smoothed the way towards a stable government' involving an as yet unidentified prime minister, a collection of lying, two-faced whores, some Welsh, Scottish, Irish and possibly Cornish nationalists, a lady from Brighton who drives a car made of yeast, as well as the Roly Polys, the Wurzels and the Average White Band.

Did I blink and miss Mebyon Kernow actually winning seats down here?   scared2:

I've met cornish nationalists before and they made Nick seem normal.  eeek:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2010, 04:54:51 PM
Looks like it could soon be settled ..... sleep021
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
Looks like it could soon be settled ..... sleep021

At last... a new and decisive government!












 happy001
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Pastis on May 11, 2010, 06:27:10 PM
He's going ~ hurrah!

He really is!  He's gone to the Palace  razz:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 11, 2010, 06:36:24 PM
Must be important ...they have delayed Eastenders  lol:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 11, 2010, 07:04:41 PM
HURRAH! ~ "Happy days are here again, the skies above are clear again"

Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2010, 07:16:09 PM
At last eh...?

13 long years...

Lets hope the Con-Lib pace is at least a little better...
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Bar Wench on May 11, 2010, 07:38:19 PM
Eastenders is still delayed, as is Holby City!!   cussing:

Brother Wench has been obsessed with this election, being unemployed he has watched a LOT of tv coverage.

He is out for dinner tonight!  point:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: GROWLER on May 11, 2010, 10:39:38 PM
One of the final nails in Gargoyles political coffin. cloud9:




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THREE

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CHEERS

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FOR THAT WOMAN!  happ096
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2010, 11:38:07 PM
We will all get shafted now. It was always a certainty  noooo:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2010, 08:24:35 AM
We will all get shafted now. It was always a certainty  noooo:

Doomed... and Labour back in next time...  noooo:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 12, 2010, 08:55:08 AM

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Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2010, 09:42:05 AM

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 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2010, 10:35:04 AM
Tories in power for than half hour and already one scottish family unemployed and homeless.........
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2010, 10:44:35 AM
Tories in power for than half hour and already one scottish family unemployed and homeless.........

 drumroll:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 12, 2010, 10:59:35 AM
Talk on the TV about financial institutions falling over themselves to employ him. No doubt he's going to make a fortune while conveniently forgetting he's still an MP and he has his constituents to represent.
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 12, 2010, 05:03:33 PM
Talk on the TV about financial institutions falling over themselves to employ him. No doubt he's going to make a fortune while conveniently forgetting he's still an MP and he has his constituents to represent.

  "RBOS seeks scapegoat"
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Snoopy on May 12, 2010, 05:06:24 PM
So far so good ~ I like what they've done so far.

I gather that the Department for Families, Children and Friends or whatever Ed Balls called it has already had its signs removed and replaced with signs that say "Department of Education" That is the sort of plain speaking I voted for!





And the sight of Vince Cable having to be guided to his new car and then seeing that it was Mandelson's old limo was a joy
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 12, 2010, 05:38:55 PM
And the sight of Vince Cable having to be guided to his new car and then seeing that it was Mandelson's old limo was a joy

 eeek: I hope it was well valeted first.
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 12, 2010, 06:33:25 PM
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Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Pastis on May 12, 2010, 10:22:25 PM
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Dave & Nick dress rehearse their new look backstage  rubschin:
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: apc2010 on May 12, 2010, 10:34:51 PM
If john and edward are jedward ..................what are dave and nick??
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 13, 2010, 10:08:54 AM
I've seen them called the Chuckle Brothers by one blogger. Seems appropriate ~ "to me... to you"
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2010, 08:05:53 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/feminism-causes-global-warming,-say-experts-200911202244/

 ;D
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 14, 2010, 10:31:37 AM
If john and edward are jedward ..................what are dave and nick??

 drumroll:

Nave?
Title: Re: NEWS FLASH
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2010, 10:37:58 AM
If john and edward are jedward ..................what are dave and nick??

 drumroll:

Nave?

Naive perhaps...?