The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on May 13, 2010, 11:04:17 AM
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I was just sending out an email to my team whilst on the phone to an irate punter who was whooping and wailing and making a formal complaint against anyone she had ever spoken to ::)
Anyway the ol red line appears under a word so I just press change assuming that it will work its magic as usual.
Until that is I get several rather surprised replies back.
I had written that they should be taking some paramilitary action rather than preliminary redface: redface: redface:
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lol: lol:
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I was just sending out an email to my team whilst on the phone to an irate punter who was whooping and wailing and making a formal complaint against anyone she had ever spoken to ::)
Anyway the ol red line appears under a word so I just press change assuming that it will work its magic as usual.
Until that is I get several rather surprised replies back.
I had written that they should be taking some paramilitary action rather than preliminary redface: redface: redface:
point:
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redface:
I know ...I feel that may come back to haunt me lol:
Perhaps they'd look better in uniforms anyway rubschin:
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an irate punter who was whooping and wailing and making a formal complaint against anyone she had ever spoken to.
You seem to get a load of those. rubschin:
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We do evil:
This whole managing expectation malarkey is a pain in the arse as is dealing with the public Banghead
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happ096
Best laugh I've had all month.
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I was just sending out an email to my team whilst on the phone to an irate punter who was whooping and wailing and making a formal complaint against anyone she had ever spoken to ::)
Anyway the ol red line appears under a word so I just press change assuming that it will work its magic as usual.
Until that is I get several rather surprised replies back.
I had written that they should be taking some paramilitary action rather than preliminary redface: redface: redface:
I rather think that' paramilitary action' might get things sorted out sooner rather than later. I have an excellent recipe for high explosive should you want it. evil:
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Take two pounds of granulated sugar ............ I'd better not go on or we'll have Special Branch round whistle:
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Excellent MIss D razz:
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When we first had PCs with Microsoft Word in my office we also had an utter tit of a Senior Manager whose surname was Wrighthouse. I was charged with re-writing the Transfer of Equity policy and sending my recommendations to him for his idiotic perusal -pointless really, as he had little idea what it was all about. I did suggest that I met with him before, so that I could explain the procedure, risk, benefits etc. before sending it. He refused as "someone in his position" could work it out for themselves. So I ran my recommendation paper through the good old spellchecker and it highlighted "Wrighthouse" as being unfamiliar. Instead, it suggested "Righteous".
I clicked the "Change" option and sent it.
I thought that my line manager at the time would go garrity, but he pissed himself.
The "Righteous" person never spoke to me again and luckily fucked off a few months later, although he isn't dead yet, unfortunately.
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I used to werk with a wumman called Mariabelle Headlam. Spell check insisted she was called Variable Headlamp. SHe got used to it. spider:
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I'm guessing you never thought to use the 'Add' button Nick whistle: