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Title: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2010, 02:53:50 PM
We wish her/it  well and demand pictures  angel1
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2010, 02:58:22 PM
We wish her/it  well and demand pictures  angel1

How about me like...?  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2010, 03:04:44 PM
Get a Filipina in  angel1
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 21, 2010, 03:07:00 PM
Has LL been checked for broken bog-brush handles?
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2010, 03:07:18 PM
Get a Filipina in  angel1

Nah... the horepickle was awash with eastern European nurses....  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 21, 2010, 03:07:42 PM
Has LL been checked for broken bog-brush handles?
eeek:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 21, 2010, 03:07:58 PM
Has LL been checked for broken bog-brush handles?

I insisted that their expert in the matter was called to the X-Ray room...  lol:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 09:36:46 PM
Dont get a Filipino in yet...Dont forget Miss D will be out soon and will be able to take care of your every need happy088
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2010, 09:46:01 PM
eeek:

 
evil:

noooo:  noooo: noooo:

I think Pirate has a touch of sunstroke (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoticonsfree.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcharacter00129.gif&hash=de3449db31e9248e0877e71a1c29ea3d52506f34)
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 09:48:27 PM
It has been warm today...
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 09:49:48 PM
 rubschin: Could be the wine though
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 09:55:30 PM
Anyhoo...its early on a Friday night. What is a good looking girl like you doing in here? You should be out and about having fun...
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2010, 10:03:06 PM
You haven't got a clue what I look like  rubschin:

Have you  scared2:

I have to get up early burly in the morning ...going down to Somerset tomorrow
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:11:28 PM
I think I do actually...I looked on Barmans Face Book page...You look alright.

You getting up Burley...Is that a nick-name for PT?

Enjoy Somerset...I am stuck in Gloucestershire this weekend...
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2010, 10:15:43 PM
You should have been a copper  lol:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:27:01 PM
Nah...should have been a rock star...Eric Clapton maybe, Mark Knopler, Jeff Healey (no wait, he's dead now) Robert Cray...the list is endless
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:39:31 PM
You should have been a copper  lol:

or a...lumberjack...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQOMxz-O7Sc
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:51:57 PM
 .http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QQTEVej-_M
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2010, 05:43:13 AM
I think I do actually...I looked on Barmans Face Book page...You look alright

You smooth talking devil  lol:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2010, 06:16:58 AM
Charm school Head Boy  lol:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 06:56:30 AM
Why did he not look at all the pictures on your Facebook page?

Copper? I wouldn't give you twopence for his detective skills  ::)
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2010, 07:03:25 AM
Whats up with you this morning? Not had yer pills yet...and I looked at Barmans page, not Miss D's. Waken up yer old git
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 07:06:30 AM
I am awake ~ Yes you said you looked at Miss D's picture on Barman's Facebook page ~ I asked why you didn't look at ALL the pictures on Miss D's page.

Don't go inventing statements for me laddie ~ save that for your arrestees.
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Pirate on May 22, 2010, 07:32:42 AM
Go and get a coffee, enjoy the weather and chill out ffs
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2010, 07:37:19 AM
I'm sure Mr Pirate had much better things to do  ;)

How is the patient this morning BM ?
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2010, 08:09:37 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2010, 08:50:13 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 09:06:52 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:

Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2010, 09:10:56 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:

Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.

I'm sure you know best...
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 09:43:19 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:

Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.

I'm sure you know best...

No I don't know best but I am pretty certain that you have not converted the "bedroom patio" into anything like this:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdigitalbattle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F04%2F2005-5-18-china-internet-cafe_web.jpg&hash=e3d234eeb46173755ed3a97715089b2e2ed04d0e)
And that is what an Internet Caf? looks like.

So I deduce that you have opened the patio door(s), placed a laptop or PC on the table and hooked it up to the mains and LL can sit out there and tap away at the keys to communicate with her friends.

For Christ's sake mate ~ if anyone else had taken the mickey (and they do so frequently) you would have accepted it in the manner it was meant ~ as light hearted banter. What is your problem with me? PM me if you'd rather.
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2010, 09:55:06 AM
Demanding room service I spect  ::)

Pretty much...  evil:

I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff...  noooo:

Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.

I'm sure you know best...

No I don't know best but I am pretty certain that you have not converted the "bedroom patio" into anything like this:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdigitalbattle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F04%2F2005-5-18-china-internet-cafe_web.jpg&hash=e3d234eeb46173755ed3a97715089b2e2ed04d0e)
And that is what an Internet Caf? looks like.

So I deduce that you have opened the patio door(s), placed a laptop or PC on the table and hooked it up to the mains and LL can sit out there and tap away at the keys to communicate with her friends.

For Christ's sake mate ~ if anyone else had taken the mickey (and they do so frequently) you would have accepted it in the manner it was meant ~ as light hearted banter. What is your problem with me? PM me if you'd rather.

And my reply was light-hearted too - I replied in the same was as if anybody else (most likely Nick) had made the same comment...  ::)

Perhaps you have the problem today...?

Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 09:56:07 AM
No problems here  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on May 22, 2010, 09:56:38 AM
Chill out lads ~ it's far too nice a day for throwing a wobbly.  8)
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 10:04:59 AM
I'm not throwing anything Uncle.  angel1
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2010, 10:11:20 AM
I like wobbly things  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 10:16:19 AM
We know ..... Jelly, Blancmange .....................  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 22, 2010, 10:33:11 AM
Chill out lads ~ it's far too nice a day for throwing a wobbly.  8)

Wot he said
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2010, 10:38:12 AM
So.... which can you throw the furthest, a paddy, a wobbly or a tantrum. Answers must be in lengths of double-decker buses, Olympic sized swimming pools or if you can really throw one, the length of football fields
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2010, 10:39:09 AM
The Boy could easily reel off a 6 double decker tantrum. Usually in Tesco  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 10:48:29 AM
The THW can fill three Wembley stadia with a simple strop  angry041:



I, however, seldom lose my temper  angel1


A bit irked is about as bad as it gets with me.
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 09:36:02 AM
Day 3 of Bumwatch ...how is your patient BM ?
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 10:23:12 AM
Day 3 of Bumwatch ...how is your patient BM ?

More sorerer today, the bruising is starting to come out... 
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2010, 10:41:17 AM
You could rub some Arnica on it like.  Mind you, you'd need loads  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 10:42:50 AM
You could rub some Arnica on it like.  Mind you, you'd need loads  noooo:

 eeek:

LL!
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2010, 10:49:32 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2010, 11:20:03 AM
Received via BMCamTM


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Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 11:22:15 AM
Received via BMCamTM


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 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2010, 11:42:30 AM
And next:BM's secret Miss D bikini pics  angel1
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 23, 2010, 12:05:06 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2010, 12:25:37 PM
Bribes welcome  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 12:39:28 PM
Bribes welcome  whistle:

You haven't paid me for the ones I sent you last year!  evil:

Buttock or part thereof you said!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2010, 12:59:36 PM
I have the full set  eyes: eyes: eyes:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2010, 01:04:48 PM
I have the full set  eyes: eyes: eyes:

And I haven't been paid!  evil:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2010, 09:37:47 AM
Bumwatch update?
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2010, 09:38:57 AM
Bumwatch update?

All her girlfriends are coming around to commiserate with her....  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2010, 09:40:13 AM
Set up the BMCamTM quickio  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Barman on May 24, 2010, 09:42:06 AM
Set up the BMCamTM quickio  eyes:

Pay-Per-View eh...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new LL's bruised btm thread
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2010, 09:42:36 AM
 evil: