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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on May 21, 2010, 02:53:50 PM
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We wish her/it well and demand pictures angel1
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We wish her/it well and demand pictures angel1
How about me like...? noooo:
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Get a Filipina in angel1
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Has LL been checked for broken bog-brush handles?
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Get a Filipina in angel1
Nah... the horepickle was awash with eastern European nurses.... eyes:
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Has LL been checked for broken bog-brush handles?
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Has LL been checked for broken bog-brush handles?
I insisted that their expert in the matter was called to the X-Ray room... lol:
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Dont get a Filipino in yet...Dont forget Miss D will be out soon and will be able to take care of your every need happy088
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eeek:
evil:
noooo: noooo: noooo:
I think Pirate has a touch of sunstroke (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emoticonsfree.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcharacter00129.gif&hash=de3449db31e9248e0877e71a1c29ea3d52506f34)
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It has been warm today...
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rubschin: Could be the wine though
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Anyhoo...its early on a Friday night. What is a good looking girl like you doing in here? You should be out and about having fun...
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You haven't got a clue what I look like rubschin:
Have you scared2:
I have to get up early burly in the morning ...going down to Somerset tomorrow
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I think I do actually...I looked on Barmans Face Book page...You look alright.
You getting up Burley...Is that a nick-name for PT?
Enjoy Somerset...I am stuck in Gloucestershire this weekend...
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You should have been a copper lol:
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Nah...should have been a rock star...Eric Clapton maybe, Mark Knopler, Jeff Healey (no wait, he's dead now) Robert Cray...the list is endless
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You should have been a copper lol:
or a...lumberjack...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQOMxz-O7Sc
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.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QQTEVej-_M
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I think I do actually...I looked on Barmans Face Book page...You look alright
You smooth talking devil lol:
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Charm school Head Boy lol:
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Why did he not look at all the pictures on your Facebook page?
Copper? I wouldn't give you twopence for his detective skills ::)
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Whats up with you this morning? Not had yer pills yet...and I looked at Barmans page, not Miss D's. Waken up yer old git
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I am awake ~ Yes you said you looked at Miss D's picture on Barman's Facebook page ~ I asked why you didn't look at ALL the pictures on Miss D's page.
Don't go inventing statements for me laddie ~ save that for your arrestees.
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Go and get a coffee, enjoy the weather and chill out ffs
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I'm sure Mr Pirate had much better things to do ;)
How is the patient this morning BM ?
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Demanding room service I spect ::)
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Demanding room service I spect ::)
Pretty much... evil:
I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff... noooo:
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Demanding room service I spect ::)
Pretty much... evil:
I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff... noooo:
Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.
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Demanding room service I spect ::)
Pretty much... evil:
I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff... noooo:
Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.
I'm sure you know best...
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Demanding room service I spect ::)
Pretty much... evil:
I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff... noooo:
Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.
I'm sure you know best...
No I don't know best but I am pretty certain that you have not converted the "bedroom patio" into anything like this:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdigitalbattle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F04%2F2005-5-18-china-internet-cafe_web.jpg&hash=e3d234eeb46173755ed3a97715089b2e2ed04d0e)
And that is what an Internet Caf? looks like.
So I deduce that you have opened the patio door(s), placed a laptop or PC on the table and hooked it up to the mains and LL can sit out there and tap away at the keys to communicate with her friends.
For Christ's sake mate ~ if anyone else had taken the mickey (and they do so frequently) you would have accepted it in the manner it was meant ~ as light hearted banter. What is your problem with me? PM me if you'd rather.
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Demanding room service I spect ::)
Pretty much... evil:
I have set up an Internet Caf? on the bedroom patio so she can be in contact with the world while nursey brings her breakfast and coffee and stuff... noooo:
Translation ~ I have carried the lap-top upstairs and opened the window.
I'm sure you know best...
No I don't know best but I am pretty certain that you have not converted the "bedroom patio" into anything like this:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdigitalbattle.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2006%2F04%2F2005-5-18-china-internet-cafe_web.jpg&hash=e3d234eeb46173755ed3a97715089b2e2ed04d0e)
And that is what an Internet Caf? looks like.
So I deduce that you have opened the patio door(s), placed a laptop or PC on the table and hooked it up to the mains and LL can sit out there and tap away at the keys to communicate with her friends.
For Christ's sake mate ~ if anyone else had taken the mickey (and they do so frequently) you would have accepted it in the manner it was meant ~ as light hearted banter. What is your problem with me? PM me if you'd rather.
And my reply was light-hearted too - I replied in the same was as if anybody else (most likely Nick) had made the same comment... ::)
Perhaps you have the problem today...?
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No problems here cloud9:
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Chill out lads ~ it's far too nice a day for throwing a wobbly. 8)
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I'm not throwing anything Uncle. angel1
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I like wobbly things cloud9:
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We know ..... Jelly, Blancmange ..................... whistle:
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Chill out lads ~ it's far too nice a day for throwing a wobbly. 8)
Wot he said
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So.... which can you throw the furthest, a paddy, a wobbly or a tantrum. Answers must be in lengths of double-decker buses, Olympic sized swimming pools or if you can really throw one, the length of football fields
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The Boy could easily reel off a 6 double decker tantrum. Usually in Tesco noooo:
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The THW can fill three Wembley stadia with a simple strop angry041:
I, however, seldom lose my temper angel1
A bit irked is about as bad as it gets with me.
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Day 3 of Bumwatch ...how is your patient BM ?
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Day 3 of Bumwatch ...how is your patient BM ?
More sorerer today, the bruising is starting to come out...
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You could rub some Arnica on it like. Mind you, you'd need loads noooo:
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You could rub some Arnica on it like. Mind you, you'd need loads noooo:
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LL!
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scared2:
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And next:BM's secret Miss D bikini pics angel1
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evil:
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Bribes welcome whistle:
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Bribes welcome whistle:
You haven't paid me for the ones I sent you last year! evil:
Buttock or part thereof you said! cussing:
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I have the full set eyes: eyes: eyes:
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I have the full set eyes: eyes: eyes:
And I haven't been paid! evil:
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Bumwatch update?
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Bumwatch update?
All her girlfriends are coming around to commiserate with her.... eyes:
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Set up the BMCamTM quickio eyes:
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Set up the BMCamTM quickio eyes:
Pay-Per-View eh...? rubschin:
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evil: