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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:07:31 PM

Title: Fricking Gnats
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:07:31 PM

Tis a balmy evening and I'm sat on the deck with my faithful dog...and a fricking gnat has just plopped into my red wine and is swimming about... cussing:

Title: Re: Fricking Gnats
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 21, 2010, 10:13:08 PM

I opened the patio door tonight and within seconds there was a freakin fly buzzing around.

top tip....don't bother with all that fly spray stuff....Hairspray does the trick nicely  8)

Title: Re: Fricking Gnats
Post by: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:21:26 PM

When I go to Cyprus I always get bitten by mossies...however last time I took Avon So Soft body spray oil...worked a treat...used by the SAS apparently...

Title: Re: Fricking Gnats
Post by: apc2010 on May 21, 2010, 11:25:01 PM

drink bitter lemon or tonic water ................ or eat marmite ............all repell mossies.........

Title: Re: Fricking Gnats
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2010, 05:34:54 AM

Quote from: Pirate on May 21, 2010, 10:21:26 PM

When I go to Cyprus I always get bitten by mossies...however last time I took Avon So Soft body spray oil...worked a treat...used by the SAS apparently...

Didn't Andy McNab use to wear womens undies too?  rubschin:

Title: Re: Fricking Gnats
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 22, 2010, 06:29:35 AM

Was that to repel wimmin ?  rubschin: