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Come Inside... => The Sports Bar => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 05:19:44 PM

Title: Unaccustomed Exercise
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 05:19:44 PM
Some bloke, in a vest and shorts, has just leant upon my front garden wall.
He is red of face and heaving for breath. He has now been sick2: in the gutter.
Why do these idiots imagine it will do them good to over exercise in this heat?

Twat!

A neighbour has just gone out to him with a large glass of water which he has sunk in one. That should finish him off  eveilgrin:

Said neighbour has now reappeared with a watering can and is swilling away the vomit.

The arse, who looks old enough to know better, is now sitting head in hands.
Title: Re: Unaccustomed Exercise
Post by: Snoopy on May 22, 2010, 05:21:34 PM
Update ~ he is now on his mobile calling for his wife to collect him in the car  happy001
Title: Re: Unaccustomed Exercise
Post by: Pastis on May 22, 2010, 05:37:29 PM
 lol: lol:

Tw@t!  He should get down to one of these:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8690389.stm