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Title: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Pastis on June 14, 2010, 03:51:26 PM
This has to be a first time entry into the VP's lexicon  noooo: noooo:

Just in case any reader is unaware of this Efrican instrument I give you the reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela

A cacophany from the depths of Satan's bottom  cry: . Any vicarious enjoyment of a bit of footie over the next few weeks is going to be marred, scarred and spoilt by this horrendous drone. I couldn't give a flying doughnut if it's actually a B flat  angry041:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2010, 03:57:27 PM
Oh dear... what have you done...  noooo:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Pastis on June 14, 2010, 04:00:44 PM
Oh dear... what have you done...  noooo:

 angel1

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If you have to talk about sport, this is the place (A Barman free zone).

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Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Barman on June 14, 2010, 04:05:27 PM
Oh dear... what have you done...  noooo:

 angel1

Quote
The Sports Bar
If you have to talk about sport, this is the place (A Barman free zone).

 whistle:




But Growler has been going on about them for weeks... in the other thread like...  noooo:

Hence my unusual foray into the Sports Bar....  whistle:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Pastis on June 14, 2010, 04:10:31 PM
The other thread?  redface:


I'm not that well recovered it seems  redface:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2010, 04:28:34 PM
There was quite an interesting item on the news about this yesterday.

Here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnj3 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnj3)

It's exactly at the 34 minute mark.
whistle:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Snoopy on June 14, 2010, 04:40:32 PM
Yes they are a pain in the ear and I watch with the sound off. Simples!










PS If you don't know enough about football to be able to do without the drivel that is Motson and co then frankly you are on the wrong channel.
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 17, 2010, 09:12:28 AM
Heard this morning ~ a vuvuzela ringtone on a mobile.

 doh:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Nick on June 17, 2010, 10:05:55 AM
I gather Wenchy is determined to acquire one  scared2:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2010, 05:11:55 PM
Apparently Sainsburys have sold 40,000 of them at £2.00 each so far ... great!
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: GROWLER on June 17, 2010, 09:55:17 PM
Apparently Sainsburys have sold 40,000 of them at £2.00 each so far ... great!

Never one to miss an opportunity these bastard thieving scummy supermarkets, and bollox to our ears. cussing:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Just One More on June 17, 2010, 10:17:58 PM
You could snap the ends off like you do with broccoli like
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: GROWLER on June 17, 2010, 10:23:04 PM
You could snap the ends off like you do with broccoli like

 eveilgrin:

Ey, don't knock that. It's caught on in quite a big way in our 'the Asda' now.  whistle:
Dunno why they don't just do what Morriscums do, and cut the stalks off before displaying them.

If anyone comes down our road whistlin' one of those Vuvu' things late tomorrow night if Ingggggerland win, it will be inserted firmly up their arse crevice, wide end first. eveilgrin:

Noticed a distinct toning down of them in the France lol: V Mexico match tonight btw.
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: TG on June 19, 2010, 01:16:27 PM
You could snap the ends off like you do with broccoli like

 eveilgrin:

Ey, don't knock that. It's caught on in quite a big way in our 'the Asda' now.  whistle:
Dunno why they don't just do what Morriscums do, and cut the stalks off before displaying them.

If anyone comes down our road whistlin' one of those Vuvu' things late tomorrow night if Ingggggerland win, it will be inserted firmly up their arse crevice, wide end first. eveilgrin:

Noticed a distinct toning down of them in the France lol: V Mexico match tonight btw.

They were drowned out by the booing last night n'all.
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: GROWLER on June 19, 2010, 01:30:34 PM
Well that's Mrs Growlers birthday prezzie sorted then.  lol:


http://www.lemondrop.co.uk/2010/06/19/vuvuzela-danger-woman-bursts-windpipe-at-world-cup-party/?icid=main|uk-ws-bb|dl1|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lemondrop.co.uk%2F2010%2F06%2F19%2Fvuvuzela-danger-woman-bursts-windpipe-at-world-cup-party%2F
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Pirate on June 21, 2010, 09:51:06 PM
 spider:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ln_rqPpPk
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Pastis on June 22, 2010, 03:03:30 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

Better, and tighter sub-titling than some of the others I've seen.
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2010, 03:20:44 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FORkBi.jpg&hash=42ede75bb012f0900aed15536b3f3d67b4dd9995) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxORkBi)

Insistendo quasi le vespe = insistent like wasps

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 22, 2010, 03:27:32 PM

Just found this at Puddlecotes place (http://dickpuddlecote.blogspot.com/2010/06/musical-interlude.html) :

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FFYmR9.jpg&hash=44bf45d3b2a860a346bfc6de8bd8c3fe0bd2b4fb) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=TsFYmR9)


Very droll.
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2010, 03:29:15 PM
 shutup:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Just One More on June 22, 2010, 05:57:14 PM
http://www.league.quins.co.uk/news/11882.php

Wigan fans will be to busy eating pies to be bothered about blowing vuvuzelas
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Barman on June 23, 2010, 08:46:16 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F4CZP9.jpg&hash=facb6acd8f0a91be7444c78ecc1997600514dce3) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV4CZP9)

 lol:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Just One More on June 27, 2010, 07:20:57 PM
How vuvuzelas are made


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2FaTY3J.jpg&hash=a9d1325174b2a47f22012852599b3a3130513fbc) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxaTY3J)
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 29, 2010, 07:21:35 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F8DYYJ.jpg&hash=3f939cd531d17aeb88a073abe753e86bfc7ae608) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Ts8DYYJ)
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Nick on June 29, 2010, 07:46:41 PM
Some twat round here has bought one and keeps blowing it. I may have to keeeeeelll him  cussing:
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2010, 04:02:51 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2Fb0m4J.jpg&hash=32cc3492d6c1bb8097923baeb225539ae4d79508) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Tsb0m4J)
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 30, 2010, 04:16:47 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2FHWxwr.jpg&hash=e4104f0b4b2372cdf9c1c28b813c3fe8270345f2) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqHWxwr)
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Just One More on June 30, 2010, 05:10:09 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Pirate on June 30, 2010, 09:34:33 PM
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2JSEEumKsc
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 05, 2010, 12:49:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2doVc_d9GHU

 lol:

  
Title: Re: Vuvuzelas !
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2010, 03:43:54 AM
 lol: lol: lol: