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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 16, 2010, 08:27:22 AM
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It's that time of year again. Any gems to share, either those of your cubs/puppies etc. or your own?
Only one I can recall was: "His work in class bears no relation whatever to his exam results, which sadly are always excellent." redface:
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Haven't received the Brat's yet rubschin:
I can provide a predictive executive summary : she needs to have her jaw wired to stop her talking whistle:
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SHe takes after you?
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Mine always said "must try harder".... noooo:
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Was LL your teecher?
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Was LL your teecher?
::)
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Mine always said "must try harder".... noooo:
You had Mirs Wordsworth too redface:
Also... if JOM paid as much attention to his work as he did trying to make his friends laugh he would be a far better pupil
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Mine always said "must try harder".... noooo:
You had Mirs Wordsworth too redface:
eyes:
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Banghead She was a near 60yr old short fearsome yorkshire woman
However, Miss Lynch our french teacher was lusted after by many. She use to wear the shortest of mini-skirts. I wish I had a £1 for every pen or pencil that was dropped on the floor in her lessons redface:
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Mrs. Heightman... Drool:
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"Disruprive influence in class"
To be fair I'd just done my computer course and had offered to help in the computer module for my social care course. The lecturer was a tad intimidated for some reason... whistle:
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"Disruprive influence in class"
To be fair I'd just done my computer course and had offered to help in the computer module for my social care course. The lecturer was a tad intimidated for some reason... whistle:
You had computers at school! point:
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Well stone tablets and papyrus were a tad behind the times old boy. whistle:
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A comment written by the Chaplain at the end of one of my early Religious Instruction essays:
SPHEROIDS !!
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Banghead She was a near 60yr old short fearsome yorkshire woman
However, Miss Lynch our french teacher was lusted after by many. She use to wear the shortest of mini-skirts. I wish I had a £1 for every pen or pencil that was dropped on the floor in her lessons redface:
Why were the French teachers always delicious? Ours was very very tasty eyes:
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We had a monk that taught RI. His name was Brother Ken. He once wrote on my report. "The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones" scared2:
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Banghead She was a near 60yr old short fearsome yorkshire woman
However, Miss Lynch our french teacher was lusted after by many. She use to wear the shortest of mini-skirts. I wish I had a £1 for every pen or pencil that was dropped on the floor in her lessons redface:
Why were the French teachers always delicious? Ours was very very tasty eyes:
Ours wasn't. He was elderly, had a crew cut and had served in the Foreign Legion eeek: scared2:
That said, the chemistry teacher's Norwegian au pair ... eyes:
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To be honest, the tasty one was in our second year (dont know what that is now, year 8 prolly Shrugs:) The last one we had was a male aged about 40, with long dark greasy hair and stank of garlic. He would only speak French...We were an all boy school, perhaps the girls would have liked him...
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I just checked what mine said ( yes I still have them redface: )
"Miss D is an excellent student in every way . Miss D deserves to succeed in all she attempts . I wish her well "
This was from my form teacher ...the perv ...I should have known then noooo:
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My reports always said could try harder..and easily distracted...mmmmm point:
Thank god my kids never got my brains....my darling son just got a 1st Class degree in mathematics from university of warwick....so proud.we off to his graduation ceremony on Monday - so tg on his best behavior as we are mixing with the posh!!!! cloud9:
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That is good. Warwick is a good university and Maths is hard werk. Well done the boy.
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My niece goes to Warwick University. She's in the Pole Dance Society eeek:
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I went to Cambridge ......................Bought a tie (Goon Show c1956)
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My niece goes to Warwick University. She's in the Pole Dance Society eeek:
Don't worry JOM, it's probably Mazurkas and Polkas ... noooo:
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My niece goes to Warwick University. She's in the Pole Dance Society eeek:
Don't worry JOM, it's probably Mazurkas and Polkas ... noooo:
drumroll:
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That is good. Warwick is a good university and Maths is hard werk. Well done the boy.
Thanks for that...he certainly worked hard...he now off to do a phd at Lancaster...in statisics and operational research..... tunble:
(gets paid for this one though!)
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1st class degree in mathematics.... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Phd in statistics and operational research eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Was he ever let out of the basement as a child ? lol:
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Have just unearthed the Boy's latest:
"The Boy continues to baffle and frustrate the Art department" eeek:
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Have just unearthed the Boy's latest:
"The Boy continues to baffle and frustrate the Art department" eeek:
Picasso's probably said something similar.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arthistoryarchive.com%2Farthistory%2Fcubism%2Fimages%2FPabloPicasso-Crucifixion-1930.jpg&hash=bf66784e18b24ee08675bec741b09e1bee3783f0)
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Have just unearthed the Boy's latest:
"The Boy continues to baffle and frustrate the Art department" eeek:
NVIDIA: Adam & Jamie draw a MONA LISA in 80 milliseconds! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKK933KK6Gg#ws)
rubschin:
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Have just unearthed the Boy's latest:
"The Boy continues to baffle and frustrate the Art department" eeek:
NVIDIA: Adam & Jamie draw a MONA LISA in 80 milliseconds! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKK933KK6Gg#ws)
rubschin:
Did the 1st one spray the mini ........... whistle:
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Have just unearthed the Boy's latest:
"The Boy continues to baffle and frustrate the Art department" eeek:
NVIDIA: Adam & Jamie draw a MONA LISA in 80 milliseconds! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKK933KK6Gg#ws)
rubschin:
Did the 1st one spray the mini ........... whistle:
evil: