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Title: IDIOTS
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2010, 06:16:50 PM: It is pissing down ~ no other description for it.

A car has just come up the High Street. Nice looking motor. Grey haired chap, about my age driving it, nice looking party sat next to him. He has parked and gone into the chippy, leaving her in the car.

They have the roof down. noooo:

She looks like
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Somehow I don't think he is getting any tonight.
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2010, 06:19:50 PM: Offer her a towel and a rub down eyes:
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2010, 06:24:59 PM: From the way she accepted the bag of chips he tossed into her lap I don't think that gesture would be appreciated scared2: She looks livid.

Hang on. He is fiddling with something under the dash ~ the roof is coming up out of the boot. lol: lol: You couldn't make it up. noooo:
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2010, 06:26:13 PM: She had obviously not been let into the secret of where the button was for the uppy thing whistle:
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2010, 06:26:51 PM: They have driven off ~ "words" seem to be being spoken.
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2010, 06:34:54 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:26:13 PM
She had obviously not been let into the secret of where the button was for the uppy thing whistle:

eeek: The roof putter onner-er......................tsk, you girls!
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM: Sorry redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops ;)
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2010, 06:37:03 PM: I'll bet eyes:
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Pirate on July 21, 2010, 09:00:02 PM: When does your top come down then Miss D. And I always find 'the button' eyes:
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:05:58 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Sorry redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops ;)

Got one hell of a one that lives just 5 miles away as the teradactyl flies. ::)
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 22, 2010, 07:10:41 AM: Quote from: Pirate on July 21, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
When does your top come down then Miss D. And I always find 'the button' eyes:

The top comes down when the outlook is promising ;)
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 22, 2010, 07:11:24 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:05:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Sorry redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops ;)

Got one hell of a one that lives just 5 miles away as the teradactyl flies. ::)

lol: lol: lol:

Not for much longer though Growler eh 8)
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:20:22 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2010, 07:11:24 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:05:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Sorry redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops ;)

Got one hell of a one that lives just 5 miles away as the teradactyl flies. ::)

lol: lol: lol:

Not for much longer though Growler eh 8)

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Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2010, 07:21:13 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2010, 07:10:41 AM
Quote from: Pirate on July 21, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
When does your top come down then Miss D. And I always find 'the button' eyes:

The top comes down when the outlook is promising ;)

drumroll:
Title: Re: IDIOTS
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2010, 07:38:36 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:20:22 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 22, 2010, 07:11:24 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 07:05:58 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 06:36:31 PM
Sorry redface: - haven't much experience with soft tops ;)

Got one hell of a one that lives just 5 miles away as the teradactyl flies. ::)

lol: lol: lol:

Not for much longer though Growler eh 8)

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