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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 07:46:41 AM
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As he is likely to be busy tomorrow I am starting this early for him...in preparation like.
Growler no doubt will have bought you something really spesh for all the help you have given him lately whistle:
I will take you for slap up lunch when I return from some god forsaken place in the Caribbean cloud9:
But Happy Birthday dear fellow ...have a good un
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Growler has baked him a cake, like. Unfortunately, in a rare moment of weakness, Growler mistakenly ate it noooo:
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;D Thank you!
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Happy burfday for tomorrer like!
Soft drinks on the house! razz:
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Growler has baked him a cake, like. Unfortunately, in a rare moment of weakness, Growler mistakenly ate it noooo:
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Have a good one Pastis!
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PASTY!! cloud9:
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WHere's 'is cake, eh? eh?
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WHere's 'is cake, eh? eh?
I'm buying one for him tonight, from the Asda like, and will gorge it whilst thinking about him tomorrow night. cloud9:
I might even put a bonfire on the top of it too like!
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It would get damaged in the post, so thought I'd damage it in me gob instead, save all the clearing up like. happy088
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Good plan, matey ;D
Someone's sent me a DVD of "Red Cliff" ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425637/ ) happy088. Only trouble is they wrapped it in glittery red paper and now I've got glittery red kecks rubschin:
Someone else has bought me a year's subscription to The Oldie ... evil:
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You will enjoy that ~ once you get over the annoyance. It is an excellent read.
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You will enjoy that ~ once you get over the annoyance. It is an excellent read.
Actually, I think I will ;D
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All the very best pastis, have a good day bond:
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Many Happy Returns of the Day Pastis hope that you have a good one. xx
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Best wishes and Bonne Anniversaire. Selotape will get the glitter off. lol:
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Best wishes and Bonne Anniversaire. Selotape will get the glitter off. lol:
Top tip happy088 ... et merci a tous
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He is drunk... ::)
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Speak for yerself! He has survived another burfday, which is more than you will do when LL gets back and finds the kitchen full of car parts.
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Speak for yerself! He has survived another burfday, which is more than you will do when LL gets back and finds the kitchen full of car parts.
He can blame me. She'll understand when I explain the neccesity of it all.
Wimmin' listen and admire my honesty and straighforward talkin', no probleemo. noooo:
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The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too... scared2:
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The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too... scared2:
Smells luvlee does Kerosene. cloud9:
Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.
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The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too... scared2:
Smells luvlee does Kerosene. cloud9:
Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.
I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... rubschin:
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The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too... scared2:
Smells luvlee does Kerosene. cloud9:
Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.
I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... rubschin:
Try 'avin' a gush in it then.
Could be quite pleasant by the sounds of it. cloud9:
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The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too... scared2:
Smells luvlee does Kerosene. cloud9:
Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.
I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... rubschin:
Try 'avin' a gush in it then.
Could be quite pleasant by the sounds of it. cloud9:
A gush? Shrugs:
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He is drunk... ::)
Hardly ::). I've just driven back from the sweet smelling shitey farmland (God that stuff stinks when they get a-spreading!) in record time before the hordes start their journey home on a Sunday afternoon. Was a lovely weekend though with loads to eat on drink last night in good company cloud9:
Beautiful sunny day today, took dog for a walk, butterflies flitting around the buddleias, cock pheasants scampering through the orchard, walnut trees reaching ripeness, birdlife and flora in abundance ... guided tour of the combine and the tractors... all too incomprehensibly rural for me ;)
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ANd loads of scantily clad damsels eyes:
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No cry:
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He is drunk... ::)
Hardly ::). I've just driven back from the sweet smelling shitey farmland (God that stuff stinks when they get a-spreading!) in record time before the hordes start their journey home on a Sunday afternoon. Was a lovely weekend though with loads to eat on drink last night in good company cloud9:
Beautiful sunny day today, took dog for a walk, butterflies flitting around the buddleias, cock pheasants scampering through the orchard, walnut trees reaching ripeness, birdlife and flora in abundance ... guided tour of the combine and the tractors... all too incomprehensibly rural for me ;)
You are H E Bates, do I win £5
And nothing wrong with those smellls of the country, opens up the lungs
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The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too... scared2:
Smells luvlee does Kerosene. cloud9:
Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.
I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... rubschin:
Try 'avin' a gush in it then.
Could be quite pleasant by the sounds of it. cloud9:
A gush? Shrugs:
Yea! A wazz! You know. ::)
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The floor is all covered in Kerosene today too... scared2:
Smells luvlee does Kerosene. cloud9:
Reminds me of going on 'oliday it does, in an airporty type way.
I've discovered that not only does it dissolve rubber gloves but makes your hands tingle if you spend too long with them in the bucket of it... rubschin:
Try 'avin' a gush in it then.
Could be quite pleasant by the sounds of it. cloud9:
A gush? Shrugs:
Yea! A wazz! You know. ::)
noooo:
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I've just driven back from the sweet smelling shitey farmland (God that stuff stinks when they get a-spreading!) in record time before the hordes start their journey home on a Sunday afternoon. Was a lovely weekend though with loads to eat on drink last night in good company
Beautiful sunny day today, took dog for a walk, butterflies flitting around the buddleias, cock pheasants scampering through the orchard, walnut trees reaching ripeness, birdlife and flora in abundance ... guided tour of the combine and the tractors... all too incomprehensibly rural for me ;)
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Belated happy birthday anyway. ;D
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Yay! My first copy of "Ye Oldie" has arrived lol:
You want to see the inserts that fell out of it! eeek: Ads for hearing aids, Stannah lifts, Insurance, Wine razz:, The Tablet eeek:, ClassicFM rubschin:, Holidays, ...
I think tomorrow morning I'll indulge in a disgustingly full English breakfast and be seated in my silk dressing gown and slippers; I'll don my reading spectacles and give it a good browse whistle:
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I've just finished reading mine. Jolly good as always.
I'll not spoil it for you by telling you who dun it like but the review of Mandelson's Book is a good one. Having read Mandelson's book I can agree with all the reviewer says.
BTW 3 down in the Telegraph Crossword today made me smile.
Redhead takes the biscuit (6.3)
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happy088 I shall get back to you with my thoughts 8)
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happy088 I shall get back to you with my thoughts 8)
If you remember like... ::)
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BTW 3 down in the Telegraph Crossword today made me smile.
Redhead takes the biscuit (6.3)
I tried hard to get Nick to fit the answer but settled for Ginger Nut. whistle:
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