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Title: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2010, 04:04:36 PM
1. Miss D and her bikinis
2. One pubescent teenager
3. Millions of dark haired brown eyed hot blooded men

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 06, 2010, 04:25:45 PM
She's not taking 'The Brat' with her is she?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2010, 04:26:55 PM
Safer than leaving her at home I would imagine.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 06, 2010, 04:30:04 PM
Safer than leaving her at home I would imagine.

She normally dumps her at her dads though dun'she? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
Nah, there she would be treated "worse than a dog", like.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 06, 2010, 04:39:24 PM
Nah, there she would be treated "worse than a dog", like.

Which translated means, he treats her properly with some proper discipline like.
Sweet! happy088
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 05:06:55 PM
Nope this is our 'family' holiday....me and the Brat , my bessy friend and her husband and their 3 children.

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 06, 2010, 05:08:46 PM
Nope this is our 'family' holiday....me and the Brat , my bessy friend and her husband and their 3 children.



To quote 'the mouse'..."what could possibly go wrong"?  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 05:11:12 PM
Nuffink ..it is going to be wonderful  cloud9:

I shall behave  , not get drunk or disorderly and not look at any delicious looking men  angel1

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2010, 05:11:39 PM
Poor Bessy Friend's Hubby.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 05:15:43 PM
I know bless him .....he is a wonderful man .

I guarantee that within 24 hours we will be asked what the 'set up' is and patiently he will explain I am a friend not a second wife or anything . Then the fun normally begins  lol:

But it works out quite well as I will also look after the kids sometimes and then they can go and have some of their own time ( queue the violins and romantic mush  sick2: )
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 06, 2010, 05:20:28 PM
Dragging two wimmin and four kids around on holiday and he still manages "Romantic" moments with his wife  eeek:


He is not wonderful ~ he is either insane or taking something very strong through a needle.

I admire him from afar. worthy:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 06, 2010, 05:23:11 PM
Nuffink ..it is going to be wonderful  cloud9:

THE BRAT shall behave (you wish) , not get drunk or disorderly and not look at any delicious looking men  angel1


Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 06, 2010, 05:24:55 PM
Do me and BM a favour will you, and get some piccies of some of the crackin' old motors they still shuffle around in.
Loads of stuff bodged up and still running after 60 years apparently. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on August 06, 2010, 05:39:09 PM
I have an inkling that MissD won't be spending too much time taking piccies of old motors, so here's a flavour ...  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cO8OLsT8Hc&feature=related
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 06, 2010, 05:45:55 PM
Like one big classic car show that place. Sweet. cloud9:
Austin A30!! eeek:

Malta's a bit like that too. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 06, 2010, 05:47:16 PM
FO advice -

    *

      You must obtain comprehensive travel insurance covering medical expenses before travelling to Cuba. See the General (Insurance) section of this Travel Advice.From 1 May 2010 you will be expected to present your insurance policy on arrival in the country.
    *

      Crime, in the form of opportunist theft, is increasing in Cuba. 
    *

      We advise against using mopeds or three-wheel Coco-Taxis when travelling around Cuba. 

    *

      A tax of 25 Convertible Pesos (CUCs) per person is payable on departure from Cuba by air.

    *

      Dengue Fever is endemic to Latin America and the Caribbean. 
    *

      There is a low threat from terrorism.  But you should be aware of the global risk of indiscriminate terrorist attacks which could be in public areas, including those frequented by expatriates and foreign travellers. See the Terrorism section of this Travel Advice.
    *

      Most visits to Cuba are trouble free.  66 British nationals required consular assistance in Cuba in the period 1 April 2009 – 31 March 2010 for the following types of incident: deaths (11 cases); hospitalisations (32 cases); and arrests, for a variety of offences (4 cases). During this period assistance was also requested with regard to lost or stolen passports (46 cases).
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 06, 2010, 05:58:42 PM
More from the FO - (I'm sure she has checked all this)

Customs Regulations

Electrical items with heavy power consumption such as travel irons and kettles may be confiscated upon entry to Cuba.  Global Positioning Systems (GPS) are also subject to import requirements and may be confiscated.  Such confiscated items are normally returned upon departure.  For more information on Cuban Customs regulations currently in force, including lists of prohibited and regulated items, please visit the Cuban Customs Administration website.

Natural disasters

The hurricane season in Cuba normally runs from June to November.  See our Tropical Cyclones page.

Hurricanes Gustav and Ike hit Cuba in August and September 2008. They caused considerable damage in many parts of the country, but particularly in the Provinces of Holguin (including the resort of Guardalavaca), Pinar del Rio (including the town of Vinales), and Isla de Juventud. 

 
Health

You must hold valid travel insurance covering medical expenses before travelling to Cuba. The medical facilities in Havana are better than those available elsewhere in Cuba, but it is sometimes necessary to medically evacuate those who require urgent specialist care.  This can be very expensive so you should ensure that your medical insurance covers you for this.  If you require medical treatment you will be expected to pay in hard currency; a basic hospital stay can cost as much as £200 per day plus medical expenses.

Many medicines are unavailable in Cuba so you should bring any prescription drugs you take regularly.  A copy of the prescription and a letter from your doctor explaining your condition can be helpful at customs.

Hepatitis A is common to Cuba, particularly in the summer.  You should be aware that treatment is not readily available. Viral meningitis occasionally breaks out both in Havana and in other provinces of Cuba.

There have been reports of outbreaks of dengue fever and haemorrhagic conjunctivitis in Cuba.  Dengue fever is common to Latin America and the Caribbean and can occur throughout the year.  The Cuban authorities are taking steps to control the mosquito that transmits dengue fever to humans and are advising people to wash their hands frequently to prevent the spread of conjunctivitis.

In the 2008 Report on the Global AIDS Epidemic the UNAIDS/WHO Working Group estimated that around 6,200 adults aged 15 or over in Cuba were living with HIV; the prevalence rate was estimated at around 0.1% of the adult population. This compares to the prevalence rate in adults in the UK of around 0.2%.  You should exercise normal precautions to avoid exposure to HIV/AIDS. For more general information on how to do this see our HIV and AIDS page.

You should seek medical advice before travelling to Cuba and ensure that all appropriate vaccinations are up-to-date. For further information on vaccination requirements, health outbreaks and general disease protection and prevention you should visit the websites of the NaTHNaC and NHS Scotland's Fit For Travel or call NHS Direct on 0845 46 47.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on August 06, 2010, 06:02:50 PM
Tel,  er, I think it's a bit late now   ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 06, 2010, 06:05:39 PM
Quote
Electrical items with heavy power consumption such may be confiscated upon entry to Cuba.
eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 06, 2010, 06:17:57 PM
I have travel insurance ...nothing too heavy on the electrics ...battery back up rules apply  ;)

I may get blown away by a hurricane but it will be worth it.

I have been inoculated

I have sun cream

What could possibly go wrong  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 06, 2010, 10:46:40 PM
Christ on a bike tel, I think I'll stick to goin' up 'me 'ill'  cloud9: for me holly days now after reading all that crap. eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2010, 07:17:04 AM
You'd prolly get the same H & S advice for going up yer ill tbh...... shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 07, 2010, 07:19:24 AM
You'd prolly get the same H & S advice for going up yer ill tbh...... shrugs:

H&S advice?

 Finger:

Personally speaking like, I find a good dose of common sense is quicker
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on August 07, 2010, 07:26:10 AM
You'd prolly get the same H & S advice for going up yer ill tbh...... shrugs:

H&S advice?

 Finger:

Personally speaking like, I find a good dose of common sense is quicker

You can't go around doing reckless things like that Growler, this is 21st century UK FFS  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2010, 07:57:07 AM
The packing debacle has begun.....The Brat is insistent she needs to take a hooooge fleecy Superman Hoody top thing ...because it is her BF's and it smells of him  ::)


 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2010, 08:00:37 AM
The packing debacle has begun.....The Brat is insistent she needs to take a hooooge fleecy Superman Hoody top thing ...because it is her BF's and it smells of him  ::)


 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Accidentally slip it into the washing machine with the next load...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Pirate on August 07, 2010, 08:00:37 AM
Tell her to just take a pair of his boxers...save on space
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on August 07, 2010, 08:46:42 AM
The packing debacle has begun.....The Brat is insistent she needs to take a hooooge fleecy Superman Hoody top thing ...because it is her BF's and it smells of him  ::)


 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Accidentally slip it into the washing machine with the next load...  eveilgrin:

With some car parts
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on August 07, 2010, 08:47:39 AM
Alternatively, make her wear it for the full flight. She would if she loved him  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 07, 2010, 09:30:39 AM
The packing debacle has begun.....The Brat is insistent she needs to take a hooooge fleecy Superman Hoody top thing ...because it is her BF's and it smells of him  ::)


 sick2: sick2: sick2:

Bin it.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2010, 09:58:25 AM
I see that Fidel Castro has emerged from his self imposed silence to take centre stage again ~ warning his people of the probability that the USA will target them shortly ~ but
I am sure that Superman Hoodies will be acceptable.

Nothing anti communist about Superman after all. ::)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 07, 2010, 10:46:17 AM
You'd prolly get the same H & S advice for going up yer ill tbh...... shrugs:

Yer, but he don't have to pay to leave.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2010, 01:22:01 PM
Who wants to come back  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2010, 01:29:11 PM
Haven't you gone yet, like?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2010, 02:17:56 PM
I will be gone tomorrow ...sorry to be a nuisance and still be here like  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2010, 02:21:08 PM
SO has the Brat finished packing?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 07, 2010, 02:22:00 PM
SO has the Brat finished packing?  whistle:

 happy001
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 07, 2010, 02:25:36 PM
SO has the Brat finished packing?  whistle:

She has gone out and left me to it. She has had the courtesy of putting everything she wants to take and everything that needs ironing in her suitcase for me. there is no difference as everything needs ironing  noooo:

I hate ironing and she has a couple of these short ruffley skirts things ......piggin pig pigs to iron  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 07, 2010, 02:26:37 PM
Just don't iron them  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 07, 2010, 02:28:21 PM
Just don't iron them  eveilgrin:

Umm sorry Miss D I am in agreement with Nick.  STEP AWAY FROM THE IRON.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 07, 2010, 06:14:26 PM
SO has the Brat finished packing?  whistle:

She has gone out and left me to it. She has had the courtesy of putting everything she wants to take and everything that needs ironing in her suitcase for me. there is no difference as everything needs ironing  noooo:

I hate ironing and she has a couple of these short ruffley skirts things ......piggin pig pigs to iron  evil:


They should help attract suitable offers from the locals  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 08, 2010, 09:21:22 AM
Hasn't she piggin' gone yet ffs? ::)
Sniffin' 'round in 'ere. ::)
WTF is THAT all about ey?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2010, 12:44:56 PM
I bet she has been molested  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2010, 12:46:17 PM
I bet she has been molested  noooo:

Early days yet...  lol:

When did they fly...? It is about 14 hours from Gatwick isn't it...?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 09, 2010, 12:47:21 PM
Cuba alerted to Miss D's imminent arrival -

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5780337n
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 09, 2010, 12:48:12 PM
I bet she has been molested  noooo:

Early days yet...  lol:

When did they fly...? It is about 14 hours from Gatwick isn't it...?
Oh. Grumpy Brat then. Excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2010, 05:45:20 PM
It is quiet without Miss D...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2010, 05:49:25 PM
I assume you mean quiet, you oaf. As Ben would say "I fart in your face".
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2010, 05:54:39 PM
I assume you mean quiet, you oaf. As Ben would say "I fart in your face".

Do what now...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 10, 2010, 05:59:13 PM
It is quiet without Miss D...  noooo:

Sweeeeeeeet, as a nut. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Pirate on August 10, 2010, 09:33:28 PM
It is quiet without Miss D...  noooo:

Oh...hasn't she pm'd you yet?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2010, 04:44:29 AM
It is quiet without Miss D...  noooo:

Oh...hasn't she pm'd you yet?

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 11, 2010, 08:21:39 AM
Do mobiles werk there?

Prolly confisicated anyway cos of the large power supply.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2010, 08:29:10 AM
Do mobiles werk there?

Prolly confisicated anyway cos of the large power supply.

I understand that mobiles were not going to be taken because of the mahoosive roaming charges...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 11, 2010, 08:30:49 AM
It is quiet without Miss D...  noooo:

OH NO IT ISN'T
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 11, 2010, 08:58:59 AM
It is quiet without Miss D...  noooo:

OH NO IT ISN'T

BEHIND YOU!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 11, 2010, 11:15:40 AM
Do mobiles werk there?

Prolly confisicated anyway cos of the large power supply.

I understand that mobiles were not going to be taken because of the mahoosive roaming charges...

Miss D has a roaming phone?  Has she got a herd of them do they congregate under shady trees during the heat of the mid-day sun?  Is the collective noun a heard of phones?  So many questions so little time...
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 11, 2010, 11:50:02 AM
Do mobiles werk there?

Prolly confisicated anyway cos of the large power supply.

I understand that mobiles were not going to be taken because of the mahoosive roaming charges...

Miss D has a roaming phone?  Has she got a herd of them do they congregate under shady trees during the heat of the mid-day sun?  Is the collective noun a heard of phones?  So many questions so little time...
 

 drumroll:  drumroll:  drumroll:

 happ096
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2010, 12:10:43 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 11, 2010, 01:10:13 PM
Peaceful innit ........

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jeanscollectibles.com%2F08170831.JPG&hash=28739fec16310db7e6054d36015a669758e0772c)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 11, 2010, 03:40:11 PM
Peaceful innit ........

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jeanscollectibles.com%2F08170831.JPG&hash=28739fec16310db7e6054d36015a669758e0772c)

I know...

Our ISP just called me... they wanted to know why our server wasn't running at 110% as normal!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 11, 2010, 03:44:33 PM
SHe has prolly been kidnapped by white slavers  noooo:

Still, it's a living.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on August 11, 2010, 04:08:14 PM
She'll be danced off her feet, poor thing  whistle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPI7fhSUmc
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 14, 2010, 12:27:04 PM
Hot news picked up from Reuters.
Miss D has entered a Holiday Beauty Contest

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmanolobig.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F03%2Fkatie-price-et-al.jpg&hash=84725dfad694648ea9129ee793494ea8a04de008)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 12:28:58 PM
Hot news picked up from Reuters.
Miss D has entered a Holiday Beauty Contest

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmanolobig.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F03%2Fkatie-price-et-al.jpg&hash=84725dfad694648ea9129ee793494ea8a04de008)

 shutup:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2010, 12:33:04 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 14, 2010, 12:36:42 PM


A big boy made me do it.  sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 01:01:38 PM


A big boy made me do it.  sad32:

I think you can redeem yourself by correctly suggestion which one she is supposed to be...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2010, 01:03:35 PM
Well, she's the one on the right, obviously you dolt

OH  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 01:39:13 PM
Well, she's the one on the right, obviously you dolt

OH  redface:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 14, 2010, 01:49:27 PM
Well, she's the one on the right, obviously you dolt

OH  redface:

 noooo:

I see you've met my friend "The Big Boy"  point:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 03:09:56 PM
Well, she's the one on the right, obviously you dolt

OH  redface:

 noooo:

I see you've met my friend "The Big Boy"  point:

Big Boy = Dead Man Walking  point:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2010, 03:11:07 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 03:11:39 PM
scared2:

Indeed!  point:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2010, 03:21:11 PM
I assumed miss D was taking the picture, having been deemed too stunning to be allowed to compete.  angel1

 
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2010, 03:22:46 PM
Turd in your teeth  evil:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2010, 03:23:11 PM
I assumed miss D was taking the picture, having been deemed too stunning to be allowed to compete.  angel1

 

Oh Darwin!  worthy:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 14, 2010, 03:25:10 PM
I assumed miss D was taking the picture, having been deemed too stunning to be allowed to compete.  angel1
 

Oh Darwin!  worthy:

You need a smooth tongue to sell turnips.  ;)
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2010, 03:26:27 PM
Presumably Miss D is now a major turnip buyer then?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2010, 11:37:38 PM
Turd in your teeth  evil:

Mixed up the Colgate with the Preparation H again Nick?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2010, 04:56:11 PM
Sorry to spoil all your hopes but I am very much alive and kicking .

T'internet here leaves much to be desired but hey who cares  cloud9:

Having an absolutely amazing time. Taken a couple of pics of old cars as Growler requested ...visted cigar factory as BM requested and come back to a whole heap of insults from you orrible lot  rubschin:

Anyways place is amazing, weather is glorious , people are friendly  eyes:, salsa is playing and the rum punch is flowing . I am a very happy Miss D

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 04:56:57 PM
Miss D lives  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 16, 2010, 05:01:23 PM
Pissed.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2010, 05:02:24 PM
Not at all ..it is only lunchtime here .

Tho I do have stories to tell  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Just One More on August 16, 2010, 05:04:09 PM
Sorry to spoil all your hopes but I am very much alive and kicking .

 ...visted cigar factory as BM requested and come back to a whole heap of insults from you orrible lot  rubschin:

Good evening Miss D, glad to see you'r enjoying it out there

What about the pictures of virgins hand-rolling them on their thighs, for Barman like  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 05:04:57 PM
How many proposals/propositions have you had?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2010, 05:07:45 PM
Well they were prolly virgins once , a long , long time ago  rubschin: . You are not allowed to take pics inside factory . State secrets and all that  scared2:

As for indecent proposals ...the head of security here ismaking sure i am personally protected  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 05:10:31 PM
 noooo:

Is his name RIkky?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 16, 2010, 05:13:40 PM
Sorry to spoil all your hopes but I am very much alive and kicking .

T'internet here leaves much to be desired but hey who cares  cloud9:

Having an absolutely amazing time. Taken a couple of pics of old cars as Growler requested ...visted cigar factory as BM requested and come back to a whole heap of insults from you orrible lot  rubschin:

Anyways place is amazing, weather is glorious , people are friendly  eyes:, salsa is playing and the rum punch is flowing . I am a very happy Miss D



Nice to know you are having a good holiday Miss D.   ;D
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2010, 05:14:41 PM
 rubschin:   noooo:

So how are you all ???
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 16, 2010, 05:15:14 PM
Stranded!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2010, 05:17:53 PM
rubschin:   noooo:

So how are you all ???

Enjoying the rest.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2010, 05:18:12 PM
Growler's bladder exploded
Snoopy is bored
BM is coping with wimmin
Miss C is moving
TMR is wasting away
I am marking my GF's assignment
DS is trying to flog turnips
Tel is cut off from his pub
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2010, 05:20:14 PM
 happy100

Have a cuba libre or a rum punch and come sit on the beach with me ...it really is most wondrous  cloud9:

Have to go now....sorry to interrupt lads and talk shite as always. Stand at ease and go back to enjoying yourselves

xxx
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2010, 08:00:18 PM
Damn, missed her flying visit.

Still, I expect she is back in the bar seeing if the security mans helmet fits her.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2010, 06:10:41 AM
Damn, missed her flying visit.

Still, I expect she is back in the bar seeing if the security mans helmet fits her.
eeek:

Surely man's Darwin...?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

I missed her too....  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2010, 07:51:52 AM
Don't worry, she'll be back. Think of the pics to come.  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2010, 08:01:04 AM
Don't worry, she'll be back. Think of the pics to come.  eyes:

 eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 17, 2010, 11:56:16 AM
Hola  lol:

Back again ...just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water  whistle:

Just waiting for some our trnasportation to arrive ( horse and cart and ox and cart today  rubschin: ) to take us to go drive speedboats today  eeek: . What could possibly go wrong ?  scared2:

Tomorrow we have an off roady trip thing ( Growler and BM I hope that is acceptable) through the jungle terrain - muchly looking forward to that.

Pictures you say Uncle M .....What a shame I have forgotten to take my camera  lol:

Still having a fab time. Cracking thunderstorm yesterday ...the ground shaking sort  scared2: - but soon sorted itself out. It is most humid and hot here.

It was also Fidel's birthday the other day which is something of a national celebration here so hoooge parties everywhere. On the whole he is fairly idolised and the anti - american sentiment is still very much apparent.  With Guatanemo being a very prickly suject indeed. Apparently it has the only McDonalds on the island ( but only for the American soldiers) and there are land mines around the perimeter to keep the Americans in and the Cubans out  rubschin:

The lack of choice in the shops for locals and tourists is startling. Not so much in Havanna but other areas in the country. Which on the whole is a good thing ...The Brat and the other kids are having to deal with the fact that they can't have any of their usual branded muck and just try others things.

Anyways sorry to interrupt normal service yet again ....hope you will forgive the intrusion  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 17, 2010, 12:01:55 PM
Hello Miss D.  cloud9:

No pictures? ~ I shall use my imagination then.

Sounds like a most excellent holiday.  happy088
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2010, 12:03:00 PM
Pleased to hear the Brat is suffering  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 17, 2010, 12:07:21 PM
Oh alright then maybe a few pics Uncle M  ;)

The Brat is actually enjoying herself...we seem to have forgotten about the BF for now  ::) and has been most pleasant to be around . Still just under a week to go I'm sure we have room for some mood swings before then .

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2010, 12:08:39 PM
Sounds like great fun - and a miserable Brat too!  eveilgrin:

Has she forgotten the new love of her life yet?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2010, 12:09:10 PM
Arse!  cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2010, 12:09:45 PM
Still just under a week to go I'm sure we have room for some mood swings before then .

Only a week to go  ~ how dissappointing.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 17, 2010, 12:11:17 PM
Sorry Snoops ....I will leave you in peace if that is what you would prefer  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 17, 2010, 12:12:07 PM
Arse!  cussing:

Eejit...do try and keep up ol man  point:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2010, 12:12:51 PM
Oh alright then maybe a few pics Uncle M  ;)

The Brat is actually enjoying herself...we seem to have forgotten about the BF for now  ::) and has been most pleasant to be around . Still just under a week to go I'm sure we have room for some mood swings before then .



Is she still sniffing his clothing?  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2010, 12:13:10 PM
Arse!  cussing:

Eejit...do try and keep up ol man  point:

My Intermong is slow....  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 17, 2010, 12:13:50 PM
Not as freckin slow as it is in Cuba  !!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2010, 12:15:24 PM
Not as freckin slow as it is in Cuba  !!!!!!!!!

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 17, 2010, 12:16:09 PM
Is she still sniffing his clothing?  sick2:

No ...the hoody has been discarded into the suitcase  whistle:.

She was taking an awful lot of pictures of some really fit bloke at a show we went to last night as well . Heartbreak is a terrible thing to have to get over  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on August 17, 2010, 12:20:14 PM
How are yer Salsa moves then?  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 17, 2010, 12:21:24 PM
Haste la vista folks ...my speedboat awaits

So what are my left and right sides again  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2010, 12:27:02 PM
Still just under a week to go I'm sure we have room for some mood swings before then .

Only a week to go  ~ how dissappointing.

Sorry Snoops ....I will leave you in peace if that is what you would prefer  sad24:


How typical of a wummun to take exactly the wrong meaning to a comment.  ::)

You aren't related to my ex-wife by any chance?

Ok ~ two can play at this twisting the words game  ..........

You must be really pleased that your holiday is going to end so soon. It must be terrible for you to have suffered a whole week and still have almost a week still to endure.

OR

It must be dissappointing to realise that your holiday is over halfway through. Time really flies when you are having fun ~ such a pity it can't be longer.

Geddit? Banghead
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 19, 2010, 12:46:00 PM
 rubschin:

Geddit  8)

Anyways .....sweltering here. Speed boats was great fun even though mine was a duffer and a bloke had to come alongside and hit the control thing with a hammer. Having a Cuban racing towards you with a hammer was quite an alarming sight  scared2:

Then in the bay we were whizzing around in narrowly missed some soldiers in the water with their rifles held high above heads carrying out some training exercise. You get 8 years in prison for killing a cow here I wonder what you get for accidentally running down a solider in a boat ?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2010, 12:49:17 PM
If they were AMerican Fidel gives you a medal
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2010, 12:51:08 PM
If they are Cuban then Obama gives you a medal.



It's a win-win situation.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2010, 12:52:46 PM
We are all enjoying exam results day here and looking forward to GCSE results  sad32: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 19, 2010, 12:57:59 PM
If I rot in prison you all win here  rubschin:

Shame I missed really then  lol:

Also have got one of those Canadian ladies who has come over to Cuba on her own  that has latched onto our group. Everywhere you go she is there  evil: She has a child by a Cuban bloke and this is the first time she has come over and let the daughter stay with him, the daughter is 8 .

He lives in Havannah ..our resort is in the south coast, a minimum 13hr drive away or an internal flight  eeek:. Her logic to  choosing the resort - that she is on the island but giving them space  together noooo: noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2010, 12:59:40 PM
Wot's the time there?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 19, 2010, 01:00:45 PM
Mmm it's nearly 9 am I think ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2010, 01:01:52 PM
Time for a fry up then. Oh  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 19, 2010, 01:02:11 PM
Is that 9am today or tomorrow?













Or Yesterday?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 19, 2010, 01:04:20 PM
I would imagine Cuban time is very flexible.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2010, 01:07:49 PM
Unlike the CUban willies  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 19, 2010, 01:08:55 PM
 nonono:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2010, 01:14:49 PM
Did I miss her again...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 19, 2010, 01:18:29 PM
She's like the Scarlet Pimpernel.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2010, 01:21:27 PM
Sunburn and spots?  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
Sunburn and spots?  eeek:
drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2010, 11:20:49 AM
I spose she will be back soon, like
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2010, 11:25:31 AM
Is it two weeks already...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 20, 2010, 11:34:04 AM
Back on Chewsday ...flight leaves Monday . I will be zonked  noooo:

No sunburn  and only 1 mossy bite on my likkle toe....some people are covered  noooo:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2010, 11:40:39 AM
Yikes, she heard us like  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 20, 2010, 11:41:18 AM
When do you go back to WORK  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2010, 11:43:07 AM
1 mossy bite on my likkle toe

Fergie would have someone to suck it better. 
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 20, 2010, 11:44:46 AM
When do you go back to WORK  eeek:

 rubschin:

Fursday I think  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2010, 11:50:25 AM
When do you go back to WORK  eeek:

 rubschin:

Fursday I think  sad24:

Fursday? Have another pinny colarder peni collander   beer.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 20, 2010, 11:52:58 AM
I had a letter posted through my door last night 'inviting' me to attend the managers office today at 10.20 .

Not , can you come and see the manager in the morning ...but be there at 10.20 like  scared2:

I hope I haven't written anything I shouldn't have  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2010, 11:53:51 AM
WHat has the Brat been up to?  Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2010, 12:11:27 PM
I had a letter posted through my door last night 'inviting' me to attend the managers office today at 10.20 .

Not , can you come and see the manager in the morning ...but be there at 10.20 like  scared2:

I hope I haven't written anything I shouldn't have  scared2: scared2: scared2:

 eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2010, 12:14:43 PM
Bloody hell, I missed her again - how does she do that?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2010, 12:16:33 PM
SHe is avoiding you for some reason  angel1

ANyhoo, she is now in a CUban prison. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2010, 12:17:28 PM
SHe is avoiding you for some reason  angel1

ANyhoo, she is now in a CUban prison. noooo:

No! I just looked up her IP address - it gives the address of the hotel and the hotel's phone number!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 20, 2010, 12:54:42 PM
Perhaps the manager is going to give her the bill ..... if her travel company has gone bust like. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2010, 12:55:31 PM
SHe is avoiding you for some reason  angel1

ANyhoo, she is now in a CUban prison. noooo:

No! I just looked up her IP address - it gives the address of the hotel and the hotel's phone number!  eveilgrin:

"Dial-a-hunk in reception for Miss D"  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2010, 01:03:07 PM
SHe is avoiding you for some reason  angel1

ANyhoo, she is now in a CUban prison. noooo:

No! I just looked up her IP address - it gives the address of the hotel and the hotel's phone number!  eveilgrin:

"Dial-a-hunk in reception for Miss D"  whistle:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 22, 2010, 11:14:15 AM
Manager was fine - explain when I return

However yesterday something else happened and I am now well paranoid and having to avoid a certain jumped up asshole that wants to take my passport number before I leave as he thinks I am trying to palm off counterfeit feckin notes  cussing: ...again explain later  scared2:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 11:15:06 AM
Manager was fine - explain when I return

However yesterday something else happened and I am now well paranoid and having to avoid a certain jumped up asshole that wants to take my passport number before I leave as he thinks I am trying to palm off counterfeit feckin notes  cussing: ...again explain later  scared2:



Oh my gawd!  eeek:

Are you having a good time tho?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 22, 2010, 11:18:18 AM
Brill  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 11:18:56 AM
Excellent!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2010, 11:19:32 AM
Passport confiscation  eeek:

Miss D will rot in a Cuban dungeon for sure  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2010, 11:20:42 AM
Quote
Manager was fine - explain when I return

Note to self: Order home delivery of popcorn from Tesco
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 11:24:09 AM
Quote
Manager was fine - explain when I return

Note to self: Order home delivery of popcorn from Tesco

Headline: "Mysterious increase in on-line popcorn orders leaves shelves empty"  point:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 11:11:19 AM
Well, I suppose Miss D and the Brat are tearing themselves away from their hot blooded admirers (unless she is in clink, like)  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2010, 11:12:47 AM
Probably been picked up by the Brazilians.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 12:06:05 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2010, 03:28:59 PM
Probably been picked up by the Brazilians.


By definition that's not possible. Picked up by the fuzz I can accept whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 03:54:40 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 23, 2010, 03:55:46 PM
Quote
Manager was fine - explain when I return

Note to self: Order home delivery of popcorn from Tesco

Headline: "Mysterious increase in on-line popcorn orders leaves shelves empty"  point:

This is Nick we are talking about BM, do you really think it will be popcorn that gets delivered?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2010, 03:57:26 PM
Quote
Manager was fine - explain when I return

Note to self: Order home delivery of popcorn from Tesco

Headline: "Mysterious increase in on-line popcorn orders leaves shelves empty"  point:

This is Nick we are talking about BM, do you really think it will be popcorn that gets delivered?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:

Headline: "Mysterious increase in on-line poptart orders leaves shelves empty"  point:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2010, 03:58:22 PM
I am surrounded by idiots
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 01:41:32 PM
I am home  surrender:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 01:43:05 PM
I am home  surrender:

Yay!  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2010, 01:53:47 PM
No arrests then?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 02:00:53 PM
She has gone like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 24, 2010, 02:09:19 PM
Out, flogging cigars prolly.

Gotta pay for the holiday somehow.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
Out, flogging cigars prolly.

Gotta pay for the holiday somehow.

MY cigars????  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 24, 2010, 02:11:35 PM
She'll be out looking for the highest bidder.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 02:13:07 PM
She'll be out looking for the highest bidder.

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 24, 2010, 02:13:20 PM
She's on here somewher I'm sure.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 02:15:31 PM
She has lots of catching up to do like...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 02:17:47 PM
Sorry just trying to upload some piccies for faceache like  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2010, 02:19:13 PM
Any bikini pics, like?  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
Yes but it's not a pretty sight  noooo: so I have compensated with lots of pics of old cars  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 02:24:06 PM
Pictures are lovely... especially with your two dolphin friends!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 02:25:53 PM
haven't finished yet ...are they published already  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 02:26:25 PM
haven't finished yet ...are they published already  eeek:

Oh yes...  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2010, 02:28:36 PM
Fish? Oh noo  redface:

I clocked the one Bikini pic, I thought she had put weight on, actually  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 02:29:25 PM
I am carefully trying to edit here  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 02:30:39 PM
Fish? Oh noo  redface:

I clocked the one Bikini pic, I thought she had put weight on, actually  angel1

Oh yes....tonnes . In fact I have to beep when going backwards now  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2010, 02:34:56 PM
Beans?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 02:35:10 PM
Fish? Oh noo  redface:

I clocked the one Bikini pic, I thought she had put weight on, actually  angel1

Oh yes....tonnes . In fact I have to beep when going backwards now  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 24, 2010, 02:37:18 PM
I like the tank, well SPG really.

Good quality Russian product.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 02:55:29 PM
Apparently it was one that was victorious against the Americans so it is a hero tank  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 24, 2010, 03:04:22 PM
Apparently it was one that was victorious against the Americans so it is a hero tank  lol:

And you didn't pose with it?

Tsk, tsk.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
Apparently it was one that was victorious against the Americans so it is a hero tank  lol:

And you didn't pose with it?

Tsk, tsk.

She was driving it!  lol:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: tel on August 24, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
If she'd have draped herself across it, she would've been a heroine and then who knows?

Castro's PA, Miss D statues, free salsa lessons for life, personal dolphins and pool, exclusive control of cigar exports to Cyprus?

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 04:40:26 PM
Drapes on a tank you say ....isn't that a bit more Tipsy's style  ;)

Anyways they get very precious about certain things ...the tank being one of them . The country is filled with propaganda and good willed sentiments but the reality is rationing, total lack of investment in the infrastructure and the people and an underbelly of discontent  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on August 24, 2010, 04:42:43 PM
Drapes on a tank you say ....isn't that a bit more Tipsy's style  ;)

Anyways they get very precious about certain things ...the tank being one of them . The country is filled with propaganda and good willed sentiments but the reality is rationing, total lack of investment in the infrastructure and the people and an underbelly of discontent  noooo:

Don't have they the best hospitals in the werld or summat? Or is that another piece of propaganda?
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 05:57:10 PM
Drapes on a tank you say ....isn't that a bit more Tipsy's style  ;)

Anyways they get very precious about certain things ...the tank being one of them . The country is filled with propaganda and good willed sentiments but the reality is rationing, total lack of investment in the infrastructure and the people and an underbelly of discontent  noooo:

Don't have they the best hospitals in the werld or summat? Or is that another piece of propaganda?

Pure propoganda ...they have free health care and education afor ALL their citizens and speak to any of the tour company reps and stuff and they all spout the positives about this system. However we spent a day with a guy who drove us around and he told it like it is and showed us the horsepickles...looked like it was a building that had been bombed out during the war. In fact the best building . the most modern building and the most well maintained,  was the Communist party headquarters  noooo: - equity for all eh  noooo:

Slightly different in Havannah as this has got some decent roads and facilities but elsewhere in the country all a bit tragic really. Yes they are there but that doesn't guarantee a standard of care of education . They all receive ration books for food. Are only allowed to work a maximum of 8 hours a day and up to a maximum number of days per week and are not allowed to get a second job to supplement their income because that is not the socialist way .

It is almost like a land that time has forgot in that there is hardly any mechanisation. Farming still done by hand , transport consists mainly of horse and cart or a bicycle. People huddle on the roads and hitch hike everywhere but they often have to wait for hours and at night there is absolutely no lighting except for what the stars provide - there are so many accidents  noooo:

Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Pastis on August 24, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
Tragic though it is it confirms my suspicions; the person who was spouting on about it (their healthcare programme) was, as I thought either duped or lying through her teeth.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2010, 06:17:24 PM
There is no doubt that the machine that is the Government is ever present in all areas. The difficulty for these people is that they are restricted any choices. To leave the country they have to apply to the government as no one is 'entitled' to a passport. They have to go through months of interviews and processing and most of the time application is refused.

Fishermen etc are only given enough fuel for their boats for a return trip so that they would be unable to traverse the ocean .

 Once Russia disbanded they have been severely restricted in terms of trading partners and mutual agreements and most people were expecting the government to follow in the same footsteps. It would appear that most are hoping that once Fidel and then his brother lose power their country will follow the same path and open up to a more free market based economy.
Title: Re: The all new Miss D's Cuban disasters thread
Post by: Snoopy on August 24, 2010, 06:31:30 PM
Obama seems to be thinking the same way if his recent "relaxation of certain restrictions" are anything to go by. All dictators have to die sometime ~ one can only wait them out and hope that the next one will be a better sort of guy.
Same applies to Zimbabwe