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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on August 11, 2010, 07:38:22 PM

Title: It Doesn't Really Belong in the Comedy Room
Post by: Just One More on August 11, 2010, 07:38:22 PM

The other day I needed to go to Accident & Emergency.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue suit and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my jacket.
 
When I went into A & E, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.   











(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2FoilhS.jpg&hash=4ff77220b85101479a300d0cf345ada83868eda5) (http://www.postimage.org/)       
 
It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours.   

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....   The whole crew got up and left and l never did get my order.

Title: Re: It Doesn't Really Belong in the Comedy Room
Post by: Pirate on August 11, 2010, 08:32:56 PM

Many a true word spoke in jest...