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Title: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 15, 2007, 07:54:46 AM
Exciting developments at TLHOTP this morning as the new neighbours have apparently now finally moved in and the lady of the house apparently appears to favour topless sunbathing  whistle:

Mr. Barman now has a new position for his seat on our patio so to enable him best view  ::)

Although   ::) he has also just admitted that the very best view is afforded from the bathroom window in my upstairs office - not that he's tried all other views from all other windows previously to gain best sight  noooo:

He is thinking of installing a web camera on the roof - would this be a considered a boon to other pub goers?  eyes:

Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 10:12:33 AM
Don't stand in his way dear  whistle:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2007, 03:07:33 PM
Don't stand in his way dear  whistle:
I would need the fisheye lens if she did!  happy001













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Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 15, 2007, 03:13:34 PM
Barman just taken our dog for his daily walk and unusually  ::) has today taken the route around by the new neighbours house (normally he and said dog head off the other way) dressed ONLY in clingly swimming trunks and tee shirt (stating Barman's mode of dress here obviously not the dog - dog was attired in normal simulated dog hair coat  ;D)

Now why oh why has the daily walk routine route changed   rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

New new pair of boobs on the block and you guys go ga ga  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 15, 2007, 03:14:44 PM
Don't stand in his way dear  whistle:

Wouldn't dream of it  whistle:
On his head perhaps  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 03:15:32 PM
Don't stand in his way dear  whistle:
I would need the fisheye lens if she did!  happy001












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I notice that the Landlady has been on the 'phone placing an order. I'd take a holiday if I were you 'cos she ordered a gross of

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Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 15, 2007, 03:31:23 PM
Don't stand in his way dear  whistle:
I would need the fisheye lens if she did!  happy001


 scared2:

I notice that the Landlady has been on the 'phone placing an order. I'd take a holiday if I were you 'cos she ordered a gross of

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Is that like special lick off body paint ??????????????????????

Oh for goodness sake Snoopy don't start giving him even more ideas about what to take around there as a 'welcome to the village- let's get to know one another' present  lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 03:33:58 PM
I rather thought that since he had landed himself in it you planned to pour it over his head.

Tried that Body Chocolate Paint stuff once ~ too sweet for my taste.
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Misunderstood on July 15, 2007, 03:38:56 PM
Exciting developments at TLHOTP this morning as the new neighbours have apparently now finally moved in and the lady of the house apparently appears to favour topless sunbathing  whistle:

Mr. Barman now has a new position for his seat on our patio so to enable him best view  ::)

Although   ::) he has also just admitted that the very best view is afforded from the bathroom window in my upstairs office - not that he's tried all other views from all other windows previously to gain best sight  noooo:

He is thinking of installing a web camera on the roof - would this be a considered a boon to other pub goers?  eyes:

We'll need pictures,   Difficult to judge else...    You may need to swap offices....

I s'pose the trip to the hospital will become something of a routine then?    rubschin:

Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 15, 2007, 03:49:11 PM
I rather thought that since he had landed himself in it you planned to pour it over his head.

Tried that Body Chocolate Paint stuff once ~ too sweet for my taste.


Absolutely no way - he's good  ::) The day Barman stops looking (and leering and then drooling etc etc) at alternative scenery is the day that I know he has got boring.

Admiring different shop displays is good ? for us all !!!  eyes: eyes: eyes:

Haven't tried the body paint myself but have tried toothpaste - ahhhhhh now you want to know more but I'm not telling  :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

   
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 15, 2007, 03:55:52 PM
Exciting developments at TLHOTP this morning as the new neighbours have apparently now finally moved in and the lady of the house apparently appears to favour topless sunbathing  whistle:

Mr. Barman now has a new position for his seat on our patio so to enable him best view  ::)

Although   ::) he has also just admitted that the very best view is afforded from the bathroom window in my upstairs office - not that he's tried all other views from all other windows previously to gain best sight  noooo:

He is thinking of installing a web camera on the roof - would this be a considered a boon to other pub goers?  eyes:

We'll need pictures,   Difficult to judge else...    You may need to swap offices....

I s'pose the trip to the hospital will become something of a routine then?    rubschin:


No office swaps allowed  evil: evil:

Barman has to remain in his subterranean liar (remember doesn?t like the sunlight, or mirrors or garlic come to think of it  rubschin:) and me in my upstairs eyrie so that I can let down my hair for young princes to climb  razz:  eyes:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 03:57:16 PM
I just knew you were a lady like my own dear wife. She has a similar view on such matters .... but we chaps have to perpetuate the hard done by myth don't we ~ or we wouldn't be allowed in the Boys Club.



BTW Yogurt is better than toothpaste in this context.


PS My first wife once tried Deep Heat! ........ DON'T!!!  shocked003
Talk about can you take away the pain but leave the swelling. sad32:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Bar Wench on July 15, 2007, 04:08:08 PM
I feel very young all of a sudden!  eeek:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 04:09:25 PM
I feel very young all of a sudden!  eeek:

Hang onto that feeling kiddo ~ for as long as you can.
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2007, 04:37:36 PM
Now that Growler has gone home I can tell you that the aforementioned new neighbour is Polish?  whistle:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Bar Wench on July 15, 2007, 04:39:22 PM
Think you might have a visitor quite soon then!  eeek:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 04:40:37 PM
Think you might have a visitor quite soon then!  eeek:

On the night of Dec 24th if he sticks with his present incarnation.
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2007, 04:40:45 PM
Think you might have a visitor quite soon then!  eeek:
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Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 15, 2007, 04:47:06 PM
I feel very young all of a sudden!  eeek:


You are young that's why we love you  ;D and they (the chaps that is) are all very very very old  ;)
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Bar Wench on July 15, 2007, 04:48:23 PM
Awwwww, good point. They are all a bit crumbly aren't they!  point:

Us ladies are all youthful though!
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 15, 2007, 04:52:07 PM
Awwwww, good point. They are all a bit crumbly aren't they!  point:

Us ladies are all youthful though!

Crumbly and possibilly a bit stinky - like a ripe stilton if down wind from what I hear  whistle:
They truly need you here cracking the whip Wenchy  sex014
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Snoopy on July 15, 2007, 04:52:46 PM
Awwwww, good point. They are all a bit crumbly aren't they!  point:

Us ladies are all youthful though!

I just don't know why I try to be nice to you ..... Crumbly indeed! evil:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Misunderstood on July 15, 2007, 11:37:13 PM
Awwwww, good point. They are all a bit crumbly aren't they!  point:

Us ladies are all youthful though!

Crumbly and possibilly a bit stinky - like a ripe stilton if down wind from what I hear  whistle:
They truly need you here cracking the whip Wenchy  sex014

 eeek:    How dare you    evil:    I have had my bath!  I have one EVERY year. whether I need one or not.  That was totally uncalled for.. 

We do realise that we are quite irresistible to young fillies so we must be properly turned out.

My handler insists.


Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 07:48:07 AM
Awwwww, good point. They are all a bit crumbly aren't they!  point:

Us ladies are all youthful though!

I just don't know why I try to be nice to you ..... Crumbly indeed! evil:

Yet lovely!  redface: Even if, as the Landlady points out, a little whiffy.  eeek:
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2007, 10:24:37 AM
Awwwww, good point. They are all a bit crumbly aren't they!  point:
Us ladies are all youthful though!
Crumbly and possibilly a bit stinky - like a ripe stilton if down wind from what I hear  whistle:
They truly need you here cracking the whip Wenchy  sex014
eeek:    How dare you    evil:    I have had my bath!  I have one EVERY year. whether I need one or not.  That was totally uncalled for.. 

Quite so!

I also bathe religiously.

Christmas, Easter and Yom Kippur
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Landlady on July 16, 2007, 03:30:04 PM
Awwwww, good point. They are all a bit crumbly aren't they!  point:
Us ladies are all youthful though!
Crumbly and possibilly a bit stinky - like a ripe stilton if down wind from what I hear  whistle:
They truly need you here cracking the whip Wenchy  sex014
eeek:    How dare you    evil:    I have had my bath!  I have one EVERY year. whether I need one or not.  That was totally uncalled for.. 

Quite so!

I also bathe religiously.

Christmas, Easter and Yom Kippur

That is not what the font is the Church is supposed to be used for  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Sour Puss on July 17, 2007, 01:12:44 AM


Quite so!

I also bathe religiously.

Christmas, Easter and Yom Kippur

That is not what the font is the Church is supposed to be used for  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

You deserve a clap for that,  ;) nice come back. Wish I had thought of it first.  redface:

It is far too early in the morning, I cannot see or think any more, off to bed for me... cloud9: Sweet dreams everyone!
Title: Re: New Neighbours
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 02:45:45 AM


Quite so!

I also bathe religiously.

Christmas, Easter and Yom Kippur

That is not what the font is the Church is supposed to be used for  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

You deserve a clap for that,  ;) nice come back. Wish I had thought of it first.  redface:

It is far too early in the morning, I cannot see or think any more, off to bed for me... cloud9: Sweet dreams everyone!
Nighty-night...