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Title: iPresents
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 15, 2010, 12:47:45 PM
Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week and recently got my daughter an iPod for hers.
I was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for Father's day.
Got my wife an iRon for her birthday.

It was around then the fight started...
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2010, 12:53:03 PM
Welcome back
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 15, 2010, 12:57:42 PM
Have you missed me?  angel1
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Post by: Nick on August 15, 2010, 01:06:42 PM
No
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Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2010, 01:11:37 PM


Yea! The Main Man is back ~ Full remission for good behaviour I assume.
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 15, 2010, 01:21:46 PM


Yea! The Main Man is back ~ Full remission for good behaviour I assume.

I am currently doing a "work placement" (read free labour) but it's for the British Heart Foundation, so a great cause. All day long I lift things - sofas, beds, side units, washing machines - everything heavy basically. And you know what?  I bleedin' love it!

The first few mornings were hard - every muscle in my body hurt, but it's getting easier and it's doing me the world of good. I'm eating heeeoooge lunches and dinners, yet I've still lost 1/2 a stone. Don't think I've been this fit since I gave up rugby.

Hopefully I have another 8 weeks of it and who knows - it may lead to a permanent position.
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2010, 01:24:02 PM
Happiness is worth more than a large pay packet!
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Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 01:41:50 PM
Welcome back TMR!  cloud9:
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 15, 2010, 03:01:23 PM
Stop it you lot, you're making me go all goose-bumpy.

I've been keeping an eye on things here, but I'm so knackered when I get home from work, I normally collapse on the sofa with a few cans.

More pics of Me-Mi please!
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
Stop it you lot, you're making me go all goose-bumpy.

I've been keeping an eye on things here, but I'm so knackered when I get home from work, I normally collapse on the sofa with a few cans.

More pics of Me-Mi please!

I'll bung some up tomorrer for you...

Started re-building the rear subby today...  cloud9:
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
 eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:

He will be shagging it soon  noooo:
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Pastis on August 15, 2010, 03:58:42 PM

I am currently doing a "work placement" (read free labour) but it's for the British Heart Foundation, so a great cause. All day long I lift things - sofas, beds, side units, washing machines - everything heavy basically. And you know what?  I bleedin' love it!

I did the same after I qualified in the 70's recession for about 6 months and I loved it too although I knew it wasn't going anywhere.

I thought you'd gone on hols  redface:
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 04:01:22 PM
eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes: eyes:

He will be shagging it soon  noooo:

You don't know what it is do you...?  point:
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2010, 04:14:32 PM
An exhaust pipe  ::)
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Post by: Barman on August 15, 2010, 04:17:43 PM
An exhaust pipe  ::)

 happy001
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2010, 10:24:26 AM
Welcome back young TMR. You will be fit enough to pick up your bike soon.  ;) 
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Post by: tel on August 16, 2010, 02:51:40 PM
He is fading away.
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 16, 2010, 04:06:49 PM
Hard day today. Even double egg, ham, chips beans and bubble at lunchtime didn't fill me up.
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: GROWLER on August 16, 2010, 10:12:41 PM
Hard day today. Even double egg, ham, chips beans and bubble at lunchtime didn't fill me up.

Missed your rants in here Moanio.  cry:
WTF have you been ey, answer me that then! eveilgrin:

edit...don't answer that. I did Nicks trick by not reading the whole thread first. redface:

Bloody good show to see you back in here. Too many on ferkin' 'appy pills in here at the mo. Banghead
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 16, 2010, 10:26:22 PM
Hard day today. Even double egg, ham, chips beans and bubble at lunchtime didn't fill me up.

Missed your rants in here Moanio.  cry:
WTF have you been ey, answer me that then! eveilgrin:

edit...don't answer that. I did Nicks trick by not reading the whole thread first. redface:

Bloody good show to see you back in here. Too many on ferkin' 'appy pills in here at the mo. Banghead

Grumpy bear at large?  cry:
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Post by: GROWLER on August 16, 2010, 10:29:31 PM
Hard day today. Even double egg, ham, chips beans and bubble at lunchtime didn't fill me up.

Missed your rants in here Moanio.  cry:
WTF have you been ey, answer me that then! eveilgrin:

edit...don't answer that. I did Nicks trick by not reading the whole thread first. redface:

Bloody good show to see you back in here. Too many on ferkin' 'appy pills in here at the mo. Banghead

Grumpy bear at large?  cry:

Correct. I've been in an unusually foul mood (for me) this last couple of days.
My pet hate, the general ignorant selfish sheeples public, have been really getting me down. Angry9:
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 16, 2010, 10:33:11 PM
Hard day today. Even double egg, ham, chips beans and bubble at lunchtime didn't fill me up.

Missed your rants in here Moanio.  cry:
WTF have you been ey, answer me that then! eveilgrin:

edit...don't answer that. I did Nicks trick by not reading the whole thread first. redface:

Bloody good show to see you back in here. Too many on ferkin' 'appy pills in here at the mo. Banghead

Grumpy bear at large?  cry:

Correct. I've been in an unusually foul mood (for me) this last couple of days.
My pet hate, the general ignorant selfish sheeples public, have been really getting me down. Angry9:

Could be worse, you could live in Worcestershire....  everyone is given a banjo at birth.  shrugs:
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2010, 10:05:05 AM
Take no notice Tipsy.
Growler is an sore headed bear
Title: Re: iPresents
Post by: Pirate on August 17, 2010, 09:29:07 PM
Hard day today. Even double egg, ham, chips beans and bubble at lunchtime didn't fill me up.

Missed your rants in here Moanio.  cry:
WTF have you been ey, answer me that then! eveilgrin:

edit...don't answer that. I did Nicks trick by not reading the whole thread first. redface:

Bloody good show to see you back in here. Too many on ferkin' 'appy pills in here at the mo. Banghead

Grumpy bear at large?  cry:

Correct. I've been in an unusually foul mood (for me) this last couple of days.
My pet hate, the general ignorant selfish sheeples public, have been really getting me down. Angry9:

Could be worse, you could live in Worcestershire....  everyone is given a banjo at birth.  shrugs:

He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?