The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on August 20, 2010, 05:41:50 AM
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LL was shopping in Windsor yesterday...
She parked her car and followed her usual habit of storing the parking ticket safely in her cigarette packet... ::)
An hour later she returns to the car (no doubt encumbered by bags containing dresses and shoes noooo:) to find a newly opened packet of cigarettes in her handbag and no parking ticket - she had thrown it away! lol:
So, she returns to the shopping centre and starts rummaging through the bin where she thought she had thrown the last packet away... sick2:
A Mum sitting nearby with a baby in a pushchair sees her and says: -
"Would you like to share my sandwich dearie?"
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She returned ticket-less to the parking office to be told that the lost ticket fee was £20! eeek:
Whereupon she politely explained to the attendant that he could stick his £20 up his arse and check the CCTV to see when she actually arrived - Result, £5 parking charge! lol:
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LL was shopping in Windsor yesterday...
She parked her car and followed her usual habit of storing the parking ticket safely in her cigarette packet... ::)
An hour later she returns to the car (no doubt encumbered by bags containing dresses and shoes noooo:) to find a newly opened packet of cigarettes in her handbag and no parking ticket - she had thrown it away! lol:
So, she returns to the shopping centre and starts rummaging through the bin where she thought she had thrown the last packet away... sick2:
A Mum sitting nearby with a baby in a pushchair sees her and says: -
"Would you like to share my sandwich dearie?"
point:
She returned ticket-less to the parking office to be told that the lost ticket fee was £20! eeek:
Whereupon she politely explained to the attendant that he could stick his £20 up his arse and check the CCTV to see when she actually arrived - Result, £5 parking charge! lol:
Class! happy001
Oh, we can't wait for her return. cloud9:
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My Dad did this at the airport once after he, Brother Wench and I dropped Mother Wench at the airport. He made us spend two hours turning every bin out at the airport. It was BEYOND embarrassment!
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My Dad did this at the airport once after he, Brother Wench and I dropped Mother Wench at the airport. He made us spend two hours turning every bin out at the airport. It was BEYOND embarrassment!
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We didn't find it either. The bins had been emptied so he made me go and find the janitor and ask. redface:
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WENCHY cloud9: I have just been thinking about one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to me redface:
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Was it with Wenchy then ? eeek:
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WENCHYIO! cloud9:
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Was it with Wenchy then ? eeek:
i TOLD YOU, YOU MUPPET
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Was it with Wenchy then ? eeek:
i TOLD YOU, YOU MUPPET
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Was it with Wenchy then ? eeek:
i TOLD YOU, YOU MUPPET
Yes just now but not before I posted that you bumbo ( male equivalent of bimbo) whistle:
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I thought that was a himbo Miss D? rubschin:
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Not in these parts whistle:
They would prolly take that to mean something quite macho lol:
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Was it with Wenchy then ? eeek:
i TOLD YOU, YOU MUPPET
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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What is all this shite?
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What is all this shite?
Buggered if I know either chief. Shrugs:
I think there's a secret glue sniffin' club in here tbh.
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What is all this shite?
Buggered if I know either chief. Shrugs:
I think there's a secret glue sniffin' club in here tbh.
I don't think it is glue. noooo:
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::) You see BM ~ I was right, put less water in the beer and just look what happens!
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::) You see BM ~ I was right, put less water in the beer and just look what happens!
You were right... noooo:
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I stopped drinking the beer once I noticed the pipe running from the toilets to the bar. noooo:
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That's our recycling plant evil:
All our beer has been passed by at least 6 other members before it gets to you.