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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on August 21, 2010, 10:08:19 AM
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Just come back from the Morrisuns. sick2:
Whilst waiting at the check out, observing what the wumman in front had purchased....why do we do that.....a father and sproglet went past.
Now I don't know if it's me age or summat, but as it screamed, I thought me ear drums were going to burst. eeek:
This screaming continued, and I had to stick me fingers in my ears as the high pitched screams were really starting to hurt me 'ed. sad32:
I noticed two or three others clutching their ears and shaking their heads too, so it wasn't just me being a narky prickly get. noooo:
The wumman in the que just looked at me and sighed, rolling her eyes. ::)
I shouted SHURRRRUP at IT, in my sheer frustration and pain, but it had no effect. Shrugs:
I like sprogs generally speaking....a little bitish.... but I do believe the thought of pleasurably punching this one in the gob did actually cross my mind. eveilgrin:
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Why can't children play now without screaming? cussing:
Some villas around here are let out for holidays... two or three kids just can't seem to play in the pool without fucking screaming their ignorant little fucking heads off!
Explode:
You've got me started now Growler! cussing:
And their parents sit there drinking their Keo and reading The Sun as if they can't hear them! Shrugs:
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Why can't children play now without screaming? cussing:
Some villas around here are let out for holidays... two or three kids just can't seem to play in the pool without fucking screaming their ignorant little fucking heads off!
Explode:
You've got me started now Growler! cussing:
And their parents sit there drinking their Keo and reading The Sun as if they can't hear them! Shrugs:
Good. Most satisfactory. happy088
I was so tempted to rush into the sprogs accessories aisle via the Paraquat section, and rip a dummy off the shelf to shut the little twat up. cussing:
Paracetamols are just starting to kick in here now. cloud9:
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Why can't children play now without screaming? cussing:
Some villas around here are let out for holidays... two or three kids just can't seem to play in the pool without fucking screaming their ignorant little fucking heads off!
Explode:
You've got me started now Growler! cussing:
And their parents sit there drinking their Keo and reading The Sun as if they can't hear them! Shrugs:
before they put on their best footy shirts ,and try and find the local best burger joint .......
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It should be illegal to wear footy costumes unless you are actually playing footy. cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Now sitting back and calmly waiting for the......."weren't YOU a sprog once, or were YOU perfect"?
Offers anyone? whistle:
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It should be illegal to wear footy costumes unless you are actually playing footy. cussing: cussing: cussing:
Mu sentiments entirely.
I've had a couple of....mmmmm rubschin: 'conversations' woth some LFC fans on the forum, on this very subject. Angry9:
£50 bloody quid for some rancid old rag with the latest and annually changing logo and colour designs on yer back. eeek:
Bloody ultimate rip offs, designed with sheeples in mind most obviously.
Almost makes you rancid flea ridden tatty rugrag at TWO BLOODY UNBELIVABLE EYE WATERING POUNDS eeek: eeek:look like a bargain...almost. ::)
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Now sitting back and calmly waiting for the......."weren't YOU a sprog once, or were YOU perfect"?
We already know the answer. whistle:
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It should be illegal to wear footy costumes unless you are actually playing footy. cussing: cussing: cussing:
Seconded... utter scum.... cussing:
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I'd expect a bit of squealing/shouting from kids playing in a pool, you have to accept that, but screaming noooo:
As fot wearing football shirts. cussing:
(with exceptions)
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Come on you blues
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but... but... they're not wearing football shirts. eyes:
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Come on you blues
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You're just one BIG smut bag you are JOM, and that makes you my new best friend. cloud9:
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Growler is an fickle bear sad32:
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Growler is an fickle bear sad32:
...and you are one big jealous green eyed ginger bearded buffoon. Finger:
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You will miss me when I live near Donington Race track sad32:
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OOOOoooooooooo! He hadn't thought of that had he?
I've already booked your sofa for Test Matches at Trent Bridge whistle:
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I am your beshtest friend cloud9:
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You will miss me when I live near Donington Race track sad32:
No. You'll still be as close in here as you are now you bloody great cock. ::)
I presume you mention DP to try and make me feel all envious like ey? ::)
Well I've got Oulton just 13 miles away, and without wishing to upset anyone with some obvious 'willy waving', I have driven both competitively, and Oulton is the bestset. Far more technical.
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I beat my youngest earlier
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You will miss me when I live near Donington Race track sad32:
No. You'll still be as close in here as you are now you bloody great cock. ::)
I presume you mention DP to try and make me feel all envious like ey? ::)
Well I've got Oulton just 13 miles away, and without wishing to upset anyone with some obvious 'willy waving', I have driven both competitively, and Oulton is the bestset. Far more technical.
So when you go to DP you don't wish to stay at my new place, experience my breadmaker and enjoy my cake (all free of charge, as a guest, like) OK, I know when I am not wanted.
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I beat my youngest earlier
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I say chaps, all round to Snoopy's cloud9:
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Meanwhile back on topic... I don't shop in Waitrose very often but had the need to yesterday, in fact had lunch there. The place was full of middle class mummies, not yummy in the slightest but all wearing the same uniform, beige denim or chino trousers/jeans blue and beige loafers, a rain jacket, either navy or beige which ended just below the bum and had a hood. A brown or beige handbag worn horizontally from the shoulder to hip.
The one in the queue in front of me had two children, a girl and a boy both nicely dressed, the girl older than the boy. Harry, for that was his name was a complete and utter loud screaming shite. He was pulling his mothers clothing, scratching her rolling around on the floor. So much so that as I left the queue I accidentally stepped on his hand. redface: His mother kept asking him please not to do that Harry, please behave Harry, oh don't do that Harry but for some strange reason Harry just continued in the same vein.
There were two other families in the place behaving in the same way. I wont bore you with details and I am just about to depart on a road trip.
Needless to say I did not enjoy my lunch and was in a fury by the time I left the sodding place. evil: evil:
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Meanwhile back on topic... I don't shop in Waitrose very often but had the need to yesterday, in fact had lunch there. The place was full of middle class mummies, not yummy in the slightest but all wearing the same uniform, beige denim or chino trousers/jeans blue and beige loafers, a rain jacket, either navy or beige which ended just below the bum and had a hood. A brown or beige handbag worn horizontally from the shoulder to hip.
The one in the queue in front of me had two children, a girl and a boy both nicely dressed, the girl older than the boy. Harry, for that was his name was a complete and utter loud screaming shite. He was pulling his mothers clothing, scratching her rolling around on the floor. So much so that as I left the queue I accidentally stepped on his hand. redface: His mother kept asking him please not to do that Harry, please behave Harry, oh don't do that Harry but for some strange reason Harry just continued in the same vein.
There were two other families in the place behaving in the same way. I wont bore you with details and I am just about to depart on a road trip.
Needless to say I did not enjoy my lunch and was in a fury by the time I left the sodding place. evil: evil:
Accidentally stepping on his hand was a nice move! ;D
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Meanwhile back on topic... I don't shop in Waitrose very often but had the need to yesterday, in fact had lunch there. The place was full of middle class mummies, not yummy in the slightest but all wearing the same uniform, beige denim or chino trousers/jeans blue and beige loafers, a rain jacket, either navy or beige which ended just below the bum and had a hood. A brown or beige handbag worn horizontally from the shoulder to hip.
The one in the queue in front of me had two children, a girl and a boy both nicely dressed, the girl older than the boy. Harry, for that was his name was a complete and utter loud screaming shite. He was pulling his mothers clothing, scratching her rolling around on the floor. So much so that as I left the queue I accidentally stepped on his hand. redface: His mother kept asking him please not to do that Harry, please behave Harry, oh don't do that Harry but for some strange reason Harry just continued in the same vein.
There were two other families in the place behaving in the same way. I wont bore you with details and I am just about to depart on a road trip.
Needless to say I did not enjoy my lunch and was in a fury by the time I left the sodding place. evil: evil:
Errrrr, yea. Righ'on sister! ;)
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My Mum, Gawd bless her, used to have a nice line when I used to take her shopping in her declining years. If she saw a child misbehaving she used to go up to them and whisper in their ear. The child then usually looked rather shocked and quietened down, looking at me intently.
I asked her what she had said.
"I told it it's a damn good job my son's off duty or you'd be in real trouble!"
lol: lol:
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Hopefully she was wearing a pair like these! eveilgrin:
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My Mum, Gawd bless her, used to have a nice line when I used to take her shopping in her declining years. If she saw a child misbehaving she used to go up to them and whisper in their ear. The child then usually looked rather shocked and quietened down, looking at me intently.
I asked her what she had said.
"I told it it's a damn good job my son's off duty or you'd be in real trouble!"
lol: lol:
Noted for future use eveilgrin:
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My Mum, Gawd bless her, used to have a nice line when I used to take her shopping in her declining years. If she saw a child misbehaving she used to go up to them and whisper in their ear. The child then usually looked rather shocked and quietened down, looking at me intently.
I asked her what she had said.
"I told it it's a damn good job my son's off duty or you'd be in real trouble!"
lol: lol:
Noted for future use eveilgrin:
The first afternoon it happened I recall trying to figure out with her how many laws she'd actually broken by saying that ;D
I mean she wasn't actually impersonating a Police officer or a member of the SAS but, vicariously, the intention was there eveilgrin:
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A quick swift twatting around and about the ears dept would have sufficed, to save any complications or misunderstandings like. whistle:
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She was 82 FFS lol:
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Hi all
Recognize a few here whistle:
Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
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Hi all
Recognize a few here whistle:
Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
Sounds to me, with a tale like that, that you could indeed be a bit of a twat tbqh.
You are already on me social ladder as a consequence. happy088
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Growler my boy the immediate euphoria quickly turns to fear when you realize that you have committed a quite serious offence. In an ideal world unruly kids should be able to receive a slap but it isn't in this shite world thats why the yoof of today are such b'stards.
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Hi Roy ~ your best bet would have been to deny everything. The kid needed a clip around the ear, literally or metaphorically, but as they don't get it these days it's no wonder they fail to learn the rules. As you say assault on a kid is serious but if the parent(s) don't the rest of us suffer.
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Growler my boy the immediate euphoria quickly turns to fear when you realize that you have committed a quite serious offence. In an ideal world unruly kids should be able to receive a slap but it isn't in this shite world thats why the yoof of today are such b'stards.
Indeedeedo, and I'm not actually condoning such behaviour, as tastefully tempting and desirable as it may appear to be on the face of it. ::)
Porridge is indeed shite. sick2:
I 'accidentaly' whistle: tripped up an overly excited noisy sprog that was running amok in the pub a few weeks ago, after he ran into me.
20:00 hrs, and the little runt should have been in his pit anyway. evil:
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Welcome aboard Roy!
Half of Mild was it...? whistle:
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Hi all
Recognize a few here whistle:
Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
Oooo goss and tittle tattle do tell Roy. Welcome and join the fun. It's wine O clock here soooo eastdrink048
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Hi all
Recognize a few here whistle:
Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
Oooo goss and tittle tattle do tell Roy. Welcome and join the fun. It's wine O clock here soooo eastdrink048
Ey up. Pikeyess 2 has returned. ;)
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Oh yes, road trip over. Two glasses down, tired and bed is calling quietly, when it starts shouting go to it, as it were. confused:
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Oh yes, road trip over. Two glasses down, tired and bed is calling quietly, when it starts shouting go to it, as it were. confused:
Is that it now then chicky?
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Welcome aboard Roy!
Half of Mild was it...? whistle:
Hang on...has he been vetted...Is he suitable...he may be a COP scared2:
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Oh yes, road trip over. Two glasses down, tired and bed is calling quietly, when it starts shouting go to it, as it were. confused:
Is that it now then chicky?
Noo not yet.
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Welcome aboard Roy!
Half of Mild was it...? whistle:
Hang on...has he been vetted...Is he suitable...he may be a COP scared2:
Heaven forbid. ::)
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Oh yes, road trip over. Two glasses down, tired and bed is calling quietly, when it starts shouting go to it, as it were. confused:
Is that it now then chicky?
Noo not yet.
Strewth. How many more trips me little chucky chick? happy100
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Welcome aboard Roy!
Half of Mild was it...? whistle:
Hang on...has he been vetted...Is he suitable...he may be a COP scared2:
Thats funny lol:A cop lol: lol: Believe it or not I'm a pikey albeit a floating one eyes: BTW barman cheers for the 'alf . now where did I put me bag of porn ??
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rubschin:
Tipsy's other half
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rubschin:
Tipsy's other half
sorry for the thread drift ..... fraid not but truely of no fixed abode like half of Pakistan . Sorry too soon ? scared2:
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Sorry for thread drift, sorry for jokes about Pakistan. Somebody needs to show you around, here, have another half and pull a seat up
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Sorry. I'm just a sorry b'stard . doh: Done it again .
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fools say sorry...wise men will prove they are sorry and get another round in... ;)
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Prove I'm a fool ? Take a look at my avatar lol: My round . What you havin'? Rum ?
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A customer that buys rounds! cloud9:
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scared2:
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lol: lol: lol:
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Roy is not unknown to some of us.
Welcome to the lighter side .... we don't tend to worry too much about thread drift here ~ in fact it is a source of pride if a thread stays on topic for more than three or four posts.
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Roy is not unknown to some of us.
Welcome to the lighter side .... we don't tend to worry too much about thread drift here ~ in fact it is a source of pride if a thread stays on topic for more than three or four posts.
Yea, but THIS is MY thread, and I therefore have the sole right to see me arse regarding that if I want to. cussing:
As it 'appens like, today I really couldn't give a flying herd of ducks. noooo:
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Hi all
Recognize a few here whistle:
Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
Hi Duane!
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Hi all
Recognize a few here whistle:
Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
Hi Duane!
happy001 happy001 happy001
I just soiled myself.... redface:
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Hi all
Recognize a few here whistle:
Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
Hi Duane!
Bolloxs !! surrender: scared2: And there was I wanted to start with a clean slate. Expect I will get a lot of these now nonono:
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No problems here Roy, just make sure you clean up after your dog. ;)
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Hi all
Recognize a few here whistle:
Anyway a few weeks ago I was really in the shite by upending a little sod in the local Morrisons who was running amok with a trolley just like mummy's ::). He caught me in the heel so down he went . WW3 ensued . Security guard arrived (why do their uniform always look too big? ). Had to give name and address to mummy or plod would be called .Explained that I have a problem with my leg but mum was having none of it. Other so called witnesses (all young mums) said I did it deliberately . Brown trouser time for me ! scared2:
During the next day or two it sunk in that I had no friends in this even mrs cropper was pissed off with me . Assault on a kiddie is a pretty serious offense..... Apparently . lol: Not heard anything yet and it was over a month ago so fingers crossed . Would I do it again ? Probably not . eyes:
Hi Duane!
Bolloxs !! surrender: scared2: And there was I wanted to start with a clean slate. Expect I will get a lot of these now nonono:
Of course not, as long as you don't invite Kimmy 8)
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No problems here Roy, just make sure you clean up after your dog. ;)
Oh yes lol: You remember that one . I think I caused many a coronary over that .
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No problems here Roy, just make sure you clean up after your dog. ;)
Oh yes lol: You remember that one . I think I caused many a coronary over that .
How could we ever forget? 8)
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Well I still luv you....in a manly kinda way,naturally. cloud9:
Had some fun didn't we matey? eeek:
Remember the New Years eve 'banter' you and I had 'somewhere else'? lol:
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No problems here Roy, just make sure you clean up after your dog. ;)
Oh yes lol: You remember that one . I think I caused many a coronary over that .
Indeedeedo, you little shit stirrer. happy001
Best wind up on a forum EVER that was. You has so so many peoples foaming at the mouth with utter rage!
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What is this shite?
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What is this shite?
It would probably have passed you by, as you were no doubt too busy talking IT at the time. ::)
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Both of those episodes are clear in my mind, particularly the NYE one ;D
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Both of those episodes are clear in my mind, particularly the NYE one ;D
I was EXCEEDINGLY ratted and did apologize the next day. redface:
Fell on deaf ears though IIRC. ::)
Wouldn't mind, but it was mainly just us two hurling abuse at each other! lol:
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Both of those episodes are clear in my mind, particularly the NYE one ;D
I was EXCEEDINGLY ratted and did apologize the next day. redface:
Fell on deaf ears though IIRC.
Wouldn't mind, but it was mainly just us two hurling abuse at each other! lol:
How we larfed... lol: lol: lol:
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Both of those episodes are clear in my mind, particularly the NYE one ;D
I was EXCEEDINGLY ratted and did apologize the next day. redface:
Fell on deaf ears though IIRC.
Wouldn't mind, but it was mainly just us two hurling abuse at each other! lol:
How we larfed... lol: lol: lol:
Most purile...me and 'Roy', not you.
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It might be an idea to add a new board in readiness like
"Right, outside in the car park!"
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It might be an idea to add a new board in readiness like
"Right, outside in the car park!"
lol: lol: lol:
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Better add a "back of the bikeshed" option for Miss D, like angel1
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The Newyears eve one was the funniest ever !! Especially that they were convinced that I'd hacked into their site and screwed it up . lol: lol: lol: lol:
As Growler can tell you I hardly knew how to turn the puter on in those days, but they were convinced . Things have moved on a bit since then I can now navigate to the naughty sites eyes:
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rubschin:
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The Newyears eve one was the funniest ever !! Especially that they were convinced that I'd hacked into their site and screwed it up . lol: lol: lol: lol:
As Growler can tell you I hardly knew how to turn the puter on in those days, but they were convinced . Things have moved on a bit since then I can now navigate to the naughty sites eyes:
I can indeed.
He was alweays pm'ing me asking ME, yes ME the 'puter guru of the North happy001 how to do even simple stuff!
He's more of a nugget than me even. lol:
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He must be dumb then noooo:
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I can't say .
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Great to see what was probably my best friend 'over there' now in here. Sinister:
This lot are and have been generally pretty cruel and nasty to me over the last couple of years Royboy. cry:
They treat me like an ole doormat and stuff.
DS calls me a fireside rug even. sad32:
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You are a rug, you great flea bitten oaf. I would pay about £2 for you on EBay, with free delivery.
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You are a rug, you great flea bitten oaf. I would pay about £2 for you on EBay, with free delivery.
See what I mean? Shrugs:
Just used and abused as an old punchbag Iam. cry:
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I have cake
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I have cake
He tries to tempt me with cake, then snatches it away from me.
Sometimes he'll lay down a cake bait to entice me 'round to his 'ouse on the pretence of frienship, and then he'll launch into verbal abuse and beat me.
The cake was some poxy Mr Kipling cake bars, but he told everyone in here that he's baked me one. eeek:
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You chomped my Crimbo cake and those marzipan animules sad24: Growler is an forgetful bear sad24:
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Careful Growler Hes grooming you . It will be the old "come and see my puppies " lure soon .
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Careful Growler Hes grooming you . It will be the old "come and see my puppies " lure soon .
Quite so. People warm me about ginger bearded men. scared2:
He keeps wanting to get me into his shed too! eeek:
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Careful Growler Hes grooming you . It will be the old "come and see my puppies " lure soon .
Quite so. People warm me about ginger bearded men. scared2:
He keeps wanting to get me into his shed too! eeek:
If he asks you to watch Performance with him - DON'T! eeek:
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PERFORMANCE my favourite fillum cloud9:
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PERFORMANCE my favourite fillum cloud9:
noooo:
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Careful Growler Hes grooming you . It will be the old "come and see my puppies " lure soon .
Quite so. People warm me about ginger bearded men. scared2:
He keeps wanting to get me into his shed too! eeek:
People "Warm" you ?? Do you naturally attract these people of like mind ? eyes:
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Careful Growler Hes grooming you . It will be the old "come and see my puppies " lure soon .
Quite so. People warm me about ginger bearded men. scared2:
He keeps wanting to get me into his shed too! eeek:
People "Warm" you ?? Do you naturally attract these people of like mind ? eyes:
Most do in fact warm to me, yes. cloud9:
Must be my charm and charasmatic character I suppose?
Dunno really, as it just seems to be a natural part of my make up. Shrugs:
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Careful Growler Hes grooming you . It will be the old "come and see my puppies " lure soon .
Quite so. People warm me about ginger bearded men. scared2:
He keeps wanting to get me into his shed too! eeek:
People "Warm" you ?? Do you naturally attract these people of like mind ? eyes:
Most do in fact warm to me, yes. cloud9:
Must be my charm and charasmatic character I suppose?
Dunno really, as it just seems to be a natural part of my make up. Shrugs:
Make up? rubschin:
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Mujahideen rouge prolly.
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Mujahideen rouge prolly.
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Better add a "back of the bikeshed" option for Miss D, like angel1
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You are living very dangerously Nickerless whistle:
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