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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: GROWLER on August 22, 2010, 11:53:23 AM

Title: 14 days to wait now.
Post by: GROWLER on August 22, 2010, 11:53:23 AM
Not too sure if I may have been nicked by the bone idle scuffers with nowt else better to do, sitting in the back of a van licking jam and sugar off their fingers whilst operating their 'safety camera' cash cow machine, bloody bastards. Angry9:

Fortunately a kindly motorist was flashing his headlights furiously at me  cloud9: as I approached, so I may have got on the brakes in time. Didn't have time to check my speed, but it'll be touch and go.

Wide open 3 lane road, 60mph limit, with very little traffic around. 'Rozzers heaven' for a nice easy catch to swell the funds in these difficult times. sick2:

Safety, my exceedingly FAT arse.  noooo:
Title: Re: 14 days to wait now.
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2010, 12:04:24 PM
Tell them Mrs G was driving.

Oh  redface:
Title: Re: 14 days to wait now.
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 12:05:59 PM
Tell them Mrs G was driving.

Oh  redface:

 nonono:
Title: Re: 14 days to wait now.
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2010, 12:09:10 PM
Wot?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: 14 days to wait now.
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2010, 01:06:06 PM
Wot?  Shrugs:

You know exactly wot...  noooo:
Title: Re: 14 days to wait now.
Post by: GROWLER on August 22, 2010, 02:22:15 PM
Wot?  Shrugs:

You know exactly wot...  noooo:

Academically bright...apparently, so some seem to think....but intelligence and common sense.......... happy001
Title: Re: 14 days to wait now.
Post by: Pirate on August 22, 2010, 07:55:17 PM
Not too sure if I may have been nicked by the bone idle scuffers with nowt else better to do, sitting in the back of a van licking jam and sugar off their fingers whilst operating their 'safety camera' cash cow machine, bloody bastards. Angry9:

Fortunately a kindly motorist was flashing his headlights furiously at me  cloud9: as I approached, so I may have got on the brakes in time. Didn't have time to check my speed, but it'll be touch and go.

Wide open 3 lane road, 60mph limit, with very little traffic around. 'Rozzers heaven' for a nice easy catch to swell the funds in these difficult times. sick2:

Safety, my exceedingly FAT arse.  noooo:


 point:

 happy001 happy001

For what's its worth...I've been done too  redface:

Title: Re: 14 days to wait now.
Post by: GROWLER on August 23, 2010, 06:56:28 AM
Not too sure if I may have been nicked by the bone idle scuffers with nowt else better to do, sitting in the back of a van licking jam and sugar off their fingers whilst operating their 'safety camera' cash cow machine, bloody bastards. Angry9:

Fortunately a kindly motorist was flashing his headlights furiously at me  cloud9: as I approached, so I may have got on the brakes in time. Didn't have time to check my speed, but it'll be touch and go.

Wide open 3 lane road, 60mph limit, with very little traffic around. 'Rozzers heaven' for a nice easy catch to swell the funds in these difficult times. sick2:

Safety, my exceedingly FAT arse.  noooo:


 point:

 happy001 happy001



 Finger:

Haven't you got some serious doughnut shopping to be getting on with? ::)