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Title: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 06:37:49 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 06:39:24 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason

 ::)
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2010, 06:42:01 PM
I think it's a wet playtime today and you lads are all kicking your heels cos you can't go out to play  noooo:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 06:42:46 PM
I think it's a wet playtime today and you lads are all kicking your heels cos you can't go out to play  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 06:43:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkActP-isE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQkActP-isE)
 angel1

Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2010, 06:46:23 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason

WTF  Shrugs:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 06:47:51 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason

WTF  Shrugs:

Ignore him like...  whacky115
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 06:48:27 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason

WTF  Shrugs:

Just about sums him up really. ::)
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 06:49:55 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason

WTF  Shrugs:

Ignore him like...  whacky115

Any chance of 'accidentaly' deleting his account...please? whistle:

You could be promoted to my best friend of the year! cloud9:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 06:50:50 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason

WTF  Shrugs:

Ignore him like...  whacky115

Any chance of 'accidentaly' deleting his account...please? whistle:

You could be promoted to my best friend of the year! cloud9:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 06:55:53 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason

WTF  Shrugs:

Ignore him like...  whacky115

Any chance of 'accidentaly' deleting his account...please? whistle:

You could be promoted to my best friend of the year! cloud9:

 rubschin:

If I find a 'Me Mi' back bumper, I'll pay for it and post it to you for free even!
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2010, 06:56:08 PM
He has a plethora of substitute accounts though - so what would be the point ?
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 06:57:56 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason

WTF  Shrugs:

Ignore him like...  whacky115

Any chance of 'accidentaly' deleting his account...please? whistle:

You could be promoted to my best friend of the year! cloud9:

 rubschin:

If I find a 'Me Mi' back bumper, I'll pay for it and post it to you for free even!

 cloud9:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 06:58:09 PM
He has a plethora of substitute accounts though - so what would be the point ?

Block his IP address then.

Failing that, I could simply go 'round and merder him? cloud9:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2010, 06:58:56 PM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 06:59:49 PM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:00:14 PM
He has a plethora of substitute accounts though - so what would be the point ?

Block his IP address then.

Failing that, I could simply go 'round and merder him? cloud9:

There is not a court in the land that would convict us...  whistle:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:01:14 PM
I have cake
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2010, 07:02:30 PM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:04:13 PM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

 drumroll:  lol:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:04:21 PM
I have cake

Yes yes yes, BUT, do you actually have a brain?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 28, 2010, 07:05:57 PM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2010, 07:06:09 PM
I have cake

Yes yes yes, BUT, do you actually have a brain?  Shrugs:

A new version of the Wizard of Oz awaits.... scared2:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:10:32 PM
My shed awaits. I sense a male bonding weekend coming in
 scared2:
 sick2:







Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
My shed awaits. I sense a male bonding weekend coming in
 scared2:
 sick2:


gayer!  point:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2010, 07:16:15 PM
Growler knows which side he is buttered
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2010, 07:39:34 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason


I have a question,  if BM really has turned how come you were the one who had to go and clean himself up at the end of your skype conversation?  whistle:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2010, 07:40:22 PM
After many conversations, some careful counselling  angel1 many PMs and, latterly Skype (for cheapness  noooo:) BM has admitted to being a closet arse bandit. WHen LL gets back the goats will be in mourning, like

SOrry to be the first, but the bastard keeps deleting my vids, for some reason


I have a question,  if BM really has turned how come you were the one who had to go and clean himself up at the end of your skype conversation?  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 06:50:03 AM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 07:29:13 AM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:

Well whatever. I used to get on with someone that used to post in here, but it was a long time ago now. Shrugs:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2010, 07:30:09 AM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:

Well whatever. I used to get on with someone that used to post in here, but it was a long time ago now. Shrugs:

Misunderstood used to post in here as 'Bouncer' Growler...  ;)
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 07:38:41 AM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:

Well whatever. I used to get on with someone that used to post in here, but it was a long time ago now. Shrugs:

Misunderstood used to post in here as 'Bouncer' Growler...  ;)
That's him, yes!

I met him with Nick down at me swamp a few years ago. happy088
He had Mrs Bouncer with him. Nice bloke, and I stress, BLOKE.
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 07:41:13 AM
Went to live in South Africa to look after an ageing and ailing relly or so Mrs B said.

No idea if they ever came back.
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 08:04:00 AM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:

Well if this is the same person, me cogs have been churning in me 'ed, and yes I do vaugley remember some ongoing furore about him/her being ridiculed constantly as being  cross dresser from wales. Certain memebers in that place took great delight in constantly slagging him off iirc? ::)

If this is the same person, then it was a birof a daft name to use though ...being a bloke like.

I'm getting exceedingly confuslicated about all this now. confused:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2010, 08:11:12 AM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:

Well if this is the same person, me cogs have been churning in me 'ed, and yes I do vaugley remember some ongoing furore about him/her being ridiculed constantly as being  cross dresser from wales. Certain memebers in that place took great delight in constantly slagging him off iirc? ::)

If this is the same person, then it was a birof a daft name to use though ...being a bloke like.

I'm getting exceedingly confuslicated about all this now. confused:

You've got it!  happy088
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 08:15:34 AM

Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:

Well if this is the same person, me cogs have been churning in me 'ed, and yes I do vaugley remember some ongoing furore about him/her being ridiculed constantly as being  cross dresser from wales. Certain memebers in that place took great delight in constantly slagging him off iirc? ::)

If this is the same person, then it was a birof a daft name to use though ...being a bloke like.

I'm getting exceedingly confuslicated about all this now. confused:

You've got it!  happy088

He was a mod over there and all mods over there get constantly slagged off ~ particularly if they come from Wales .... Never the less He was deffo a He and I think the name was a deliberate "joke".

His wife (partner) posted under various names including Pussy Galore.

He joined us as a Mod at the beginning and was barred "over there" at about the same time. Bit of a cart and horse situation and I can't recall which came first.

Anywhoo ~ last I heard from Mrs B was, as I say, that they were giving up their place (in Newport I think it was where she used to help run the local Fruit and Veg Co-operative; she was resigning from that as well) and moving in with this overseas domiciled relly (An Aunt but whether hers or his was not clear, I think hers) to look after the elderly lady as she was not expected to live for more than 6 months. She did post once some months later but only the once and vanished again. He (Miss Understood/Bouncer) was also ill as I recall and Mrs wasn't in the best of health either. Perhaps they inherited from the sick relly, liked the sunshine and stayed out there. I dunno.
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2010, 08:21:38 AM
Growler is confuslicated. I was there when he took Miss U round his swamp  ::)
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 08:22:34 AM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:

Well if this is the same person, me cogs have been churning in me 'ed, and yes I do vaugley remember some ongoing furore about him/her being ridiculed constantly as being  cross dresser from wales. Certain memebers in that place took great delight in constantly slagging him off iirc? ::)

If this is the same person, then it was a birof a daft name to use though ...being a bloke like.

I'm getting exceedingly confuslicated about all this now. confused:

You've got it!  happy088

Thank you BM. happy088

All a bit clearer in me 'ed now.



I pretented to be a gerl on a forum once, the Swedish au pair of the real me.  cloud9:

I was Swedish, and had to talk/write in broken swedish type accent/talk.
I had some of the lads drooling all over the keyboard with excitement. ;D
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2010, 08:23:57 AM
Check you out with your in depth puter knowledge  lol:

I'm frequently misunderstood. ::)

I did wonder where she'd gone  ;)

Quite.
I used to get on with her IIRC. cloud9:

Can't we get her back in here, cus no other sod likes me. ::)

I hate to be the one to tell you but Miss Understood was not a she but a HE and posted on another board altogether. whistle:

Well if this is the same person, me cogs have been churning in me 'ed, and yes I do vaugley remember some ongoing furore about him/her being ridiculed constantly as being  cross dresser from wales. Certain memebers in that place took great delight in constantly slagging him off iirc? ::)

If this is the same person, then it was a birof a daft name to use though ...being a bloke like.

I'm getting exceedingly confuslicated about all this now. confused:

You've got it!  happy088

Thank you BM. happy088

All a bit clearer in me 'ed now.



I pretented to be a gerl on a forum once, the Swedish au pair of the real me.  cloud9:

I was Swedish, and had to talk/write in broken swedish type accent/talk.
I had some of the lads drooling all over the keyboard with excitement. ;D

It was YOU?  eeek:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2010, 08:24:19 AM
Quote
I pretented to be a gerl on a forum once, the Swedish au pair of the real me.
  eeek:

WHich reminds me. Whatever happened to Olga?  rubschin:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2010, 08:27:01 AM
Quote
I pretented to be a gerl on a forum once, the Swedish au pair of the real me.
  eeek:

WHich reminds me. Whatever happened to Olga?  rubschin:

doh:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 08:33:41 AM
Quote
I pretented to be a gerl on a forum once, the Swedish au pair of the real me.
  eeek:

WHich reminds me. Whatever happened to Olga?  rubschin:

doh:

Oh Purrleese ~ Not "Olga Returns" postings ....... I beg you.
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2010, 08:35:02 AM
Don't beg me, beg the Olgameister  whistle:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 08:40:21 AM
Don't beg me, beg the Olgameister  whistle:

It was a general beg as I didn't want to name names but HE knows who he is. evil:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 08:43:09 AM
Don't beg me, beg the Olgameister  whistle:

It was a general beg as I didn't want to name names but HE knows who he is. evil:

My Swedish Cor Pair...and warra pair...is due back over here again soon. cloud9:
Should I invite to join p'raps? rubschin:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 08:44:30 AM
 

noooo: You do not make a convincing wummun. Not even one in a fur coat.
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2010, 08:45:25 AM
 Popcorn:

I once raffled a Swedish Au Pair to a rugby team.
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: GROWLER on August 29, 2010, 08:50:39 AM


noooo: You do not make a convincing wummun. Not even one in a fur coat.
Well I dunno, but I had many on this other forum virtually crawling on their hands and knees to me when I posted a piccy of 'meself'.
It was absolutely hilarious for several weeks, and I used to have sneak off the puter quickly from talking to you norty norty boys cus the real me was just pulling up on the driveway with Mrs Growler. lol:
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 29, 2010, 03:13:10 PM


noooo: You do not make a convincing wummun. Not even one in a fur coat.
Well I dunno, but I had many on this other forum virtually crawling on their hands and knees to me when I posted a piccy of 'meself'.
It was absolutely hilarious for several weeks, and I used to have sneak off the puter quickly from talking to you norty norty boys cus the real me was just pulling up on the driveway with Mrs Growler. lol:

You are/were Kim and I claim my £5.00
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2010, 03:49:10 PM
 happy001 happy001

That'll be a white fiver I expect.
Title: Re: An important message
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2010, 03:53:13 PM
I find a single personality (or part thereof) difficult enough to manage, never mind several of various genders (or parts thereof)
 surrender: