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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 30, 2010, 01:55:12 PM
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I have been invited to a rather splendid party (in Brighton scared2:) but host stipulates 1960's stylee fancy dress. evil:
Any suggestions?
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I have been invited to a rather splendid party (in Brighton scared2:) but host stipulates 1960's stylee fancy dress. evil:
Any suggestions?
I always wear a schoolboy outfit when I am invited to 60's fancy dress... whistle:
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It's in Brighton. Leather chaps and a thong are timeless. (But add an Afro wig for true period effect)
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It's in Brighton. Leather chaps and a thong are timeless. (But add an Afro wig for true period effect)
happy001
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Either of these, and take a knife eveilgrin:
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A Kray, eh? rubschin:
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I have been invited to a rather splendid party (in Brighton scared2:) but host stipulates 1960's stylee fancy dress. evil:
Any suggestions?
I always wear a schoolboy outfit when I am invited to 60's fancy dress... whistle:
Hardly fancy dress in your case noooo:
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I have been invited to a rather splendid party (in Brighton scared2:) but host stipulates 1960's stylee fancy dress. evil:
Any suggestions?
I always wear a schoolboy outfit when I am invited to 60's fancy dress... whistle:
Hardly fancy dress in your case noooo:
evil:
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A Kray, eh? rubschin:
Well, I didn't think you had the legs for going as Twiggy ::)
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I actually did a search for an inflatable Reggie Kray, so I could go as the twins, like redface:
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I actually did a search for an inflatable Reggie Kray, so I could go as the twins, like redface:
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Which one was the gayer...? rubschin:
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Any other bright ideas from the VP collective wisdom (not BM obviously)?
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Perfect! You get to carry a shootah too! razz:
He wasn't a ginger tho... you'll have to dye your hair like...
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Go as Bob Hoskyns you slaaaaggg! ;D
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Style Icons of the mid sixties were The Kinks
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Personally I looked like any one of this lot.
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Have you got a garden centre near by...? rubschin:
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You could go as little weed! point:
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Take Growler ~ this from 1967
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8zI5xjwKYw
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Take Growler ~ this from 1967
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8zI5xjwKYw
happy001
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I could easily make a Flowerpot man costume rubschin:
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I could easily make a Flowerpot man costume rubschin:
Bill or Ben tho...? rubschin:
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I think the little house knew something about which one it was.
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I know a rude joke about Bill and Ben redface:
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I know a rude joke about Bill and Ben redface:
Popcorn:
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It requires sound effects, but the punchline is "If you loved me you would swallow that". Just werk backwards from there, like.
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I could easily make a Flowerpot man costume rubschin:
Bill or Ben tho...? rubschin:
Weeeeeed.
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whistle:
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Austin Powers is prolly more appropriate whistle:
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Spank2:
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Gary Powers?
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Gary Glitter more like whistle:
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And where would I get a Gary Powers costume. DO try to be sensible.
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And where would I get a Gary Powers costume. DO try to be sensible.
They fly U2s out of the base up the road like... whistle:
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And where would I get a Gary Powers costume. DO try to be sensible.
Get some paper overalls and stick a badge on! razz: Now that's a winning idea! happy088
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And where would I get a Gary Powers costume. DO try to be sensible.
[useless factoid] The U2 is the only aircraft in which the pilot doesn't carry out the pre-flight checks[/useless factoid]
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And where would I get a Gary Powers costume. DO try to be sensible.
Get some paper overalls and stick a badge on! razz: Now that's a winning idea! happy088
rubschin:
Anyone know where I can get a helmet?
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And where would I get a Gary Powers costume. DO try to be sensible.
Get some paper overalls and stick a badge on! razz: Now that's a winning idea! happy088
rubschin:
Anyone know where I can get a helmet?
[snigger] Did Mrs Nick take everything? whistle:
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And where would I get a Gary Powers costume. DO try to be sensible.
Get some paper overalls and stick a badge on! razz: Now that's a winning idea! happy088
rubschin:
Anyone know where I can get a helmet?
Borrow BM's bucket and adapt.
Alternatively go to sites like this or your local car boot sales.
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I've got a brass coal scuttle you can borrow whistle:
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Just come in your jeans ~ anyone asks what you have come as tell them you are a premature ejaculation
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Just come in your jeans ~ anyone asks what you have come as tell them you are a premature ejaculation
lol: lol:
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Don't forget that the end of the sixties was the beginning of the hippie era.
Buy/borrow a long wig, tie dye an old t shirt, wear with jeans, sunglasses & flip flops & viola !.
(Droopy moustache optional)
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Excleent Barmisspah - he won't have to spend a penny whistle:
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Excleent Barmisspah - he won't have to spend a penny whistle:
That rather depends on whether he has the moral strength to refuse a second glass. whistle:
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Moral strength and Nick ...mmmmmm... whistle:
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My Indian Laydee accountant is prepared to crop hair and don a black man's suit if I dye my hair black so that we can go as the Kray Twins cloud9:
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Do you know any black men her size?
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Do you know any black men her size?
Beat me to it ;)
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and me.
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Pendants evil:
SHe is recovering from cancer treatment and has an stubbly head at present. rubschin: I guess there is water based dye so I could dye my head black and apply Brylcreem (do they still make that?) or similar. Have black suit. Just need guns and a threatening manner.
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Yes you can still buy Brylcreem.
Black Hair dye is not a good idea as it can look Green when applied to some hair colours. Better to go for a dark brown wash in/wash out type of colourant. I would try with Brylcreem first as that has a darkening effect on hair anyway.
Forget the shooters ~ The Krays did not habitually carry guns and in this day and age, even going to a party, with your track record you are bound to attract the attention of the local police and are likely to be confronted by armed officers.
The Krays relied far more on a threatening manner ~ best achieved with narrowed eyes and a quiet voice.
Think Vinny Jones. His whole manner is one of restrained (just) violence but the only shooting he does outside of films is at clay pigeons.
Above all you need to be immaculately turned out as this was the Krays big hallmark.
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Pendants evil:
Now there's a thought rubschin:
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Pendants evil:
Now there's a thought rubschin:
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Don't forget the orange turtle-neck sweater. lol:
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Pendants evil:
Now there's a thought rubschin:
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Don't forget the orange turtle-neck sweater. lol:
I used to have one redface: redface: redface: redface:
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You were the honey monster eeek:
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Yes you can still buy Brylcreem.
Black Hair dye is not a good idea as it can look Green when applied to some hair colours. Better to go for a dark brown wash in/wash out type of colourant. I would try with Brylcreem first as that has a darkening effect on hair anyway.
Forget the shooters ~ The Krays did not habitually carry guns and in this day and age, even going to a party, with your track record you are bound to attract the attention of the local police and are likely to be confronted by armed officers.
The Krays relied far more on a threatening manner ~ best achieved with narrowed eyes and a quiet voice.
Think Vinny Jones. His whole manner is one of restrained (just) violence but the only shooting he does outside of films is at clay pigeons.
Above all you need to be immaculately turned out as this was the Krays big hallmark.
Get some Viagra eye drops as well...No good for your dick, but they'll make you look hard... Shrugs:
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Yes you can still buy Brylcreem.
Black Hair dye is not a good idea as it can look Green when applied to some hair colours. Better to go for a dark brown wash in/wash out type of colourant. I would try with Brylcreem first as that has a darkening effect on hair anyway.
Forget the shooters ~ The Krays did not habitually carry guns and in this day and age, even going to a party, with your track record you are bound to attract the attention of the local police and are likely to be confronted by armed officers.
The Krays relied far more on a threatening manner ~ best achieved with narrowed eyes and a quiet voice.
Think Vinny Jones. His whole manner is one of restrained (just) violence but the only shooting he does outside of films is at clay pigeons.
Above all you need to be immaculately turned out as this was the Krays big hallmark.
Get some Viagra eye drops as well...No good for your dick, but they'll make you look hard... Shrugs:
I think you'll find your hat and coat hanging by the door. ;)
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Just need guns and a threatening manner.
Don't know if it classes as a threatening manner but given your track record the idea of you with a gun scares the hell out of me. scared: