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Title: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:58:34 PM
Nice and warm and ready for 'er like.  cloud9:

Free bar and crisps and cheese and pineapples on sticks night tonight!  angel1
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:11:10 PM
Her plane doesn't land 'til 11pm like...  noooo:

By the time it has taxied, Stavros has turned up with the bus to the terminal and the luggage has been unloaded it'll be past your bedtime by the time we get home...
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 01:13:02 PM
Her plane doesn't land 'til 11pm like...  noooo:

By the time it has taxied, Stavros has turned up with the bus to the terminal and the luggage has been unloaded it'll be past your bedtime by the time we get home...

Oh. cry:

Tomorrow night then? happy088
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2010, 01:53:09 PM
Tomorrow LL will be too busy beating 7 bells out of BM over Me mi and the state of the house.  whistle:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 01:54:02 PM
Tomorrow LL will be too busy beating 7 bells out of BM over Me mi and the state of the house.  whistle:

The house will be perfect...  cloud9:

You could be right about Me Mi tho....  scared2:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 05:41:46 PM
Tomorrow LL will be too busy beating 7 bells out of BM over Me mi and the state of the house.  whistle:

The house will be perfect...  cloud9:

You could be right about Me Mi  tho....  scared2:
'Me Mi'!!!

How often, please! Banghead


Regarding 'Me Mi'  cloud9: just get mrs BM/LL on here , and I'll butter her up with my charm and charisma like. cloud9:
She'll soon come 'round, don't worry. happy088
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 05:53:22 PM
Tomorrow LL will be too busy beating 7 bells out of BM over Me mi and the state of the house.  whistle:

The house will be perfect...  cloud9:

You could be right about Me Mi  tho....  scared2:
'Me Mi'!!!

How often, please! Banghead


Regarding 'Me Mi'  cloud9: just get mrs BM/LL on here , and I'll butter her up with my charm and charisma like. cloud9:
She'll soon come 'round, don't worry. happy088

 lol: lol: lol:

The body is still here... the soda blasting guy has let us down...

However, the engine is being collected tomorrer - being professionally rebuilt....  whistle:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2010, 05:56:32 PM
How long did it take him to undo the damage you did?  whistle:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2010, 06:02:11 PM
How long did it take him to undo the damage you did?  whistle:

We-ell... given that he isn't collecting it until tomorrer....  whistle:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Just One More on August 31, 2010, 06:04:18 PM
... The body is still here...

Somehow I hear LL announcing the same  point:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 06:07:52 PM
She'll be ok about it, you see. happy088

Some of you lot worry far too much. ::)

Mrs BM/LL will be very cool about it all. I can feel it in me water. cloud9:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2010, 06:13:11 PM
... The body is still here...

Somehow I hear LL announcing the same  point:

Depends on if she can get a good quote to have the patio redone...  whistle:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2010, 08:08:29 PM
... The body is still here...

Somehow I hear LL announcing the same  point:
drumroll:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 08:14:31 AM
Well. Dare we ask? rubschin:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2010, 08:19:08 AM
Well. Dare we ask? rubschin:

Well, all was going well until: -

LL: "How far did you clean into this bath?" 

BM: "I didn't; I forgot it until the last minuted then just hoovered it out because the cat had been in it" ::)

LL: "I can tell that... I've just run my finger around the edge and left a line"

 noooo:

Anyhoo... she is still in bed sound asleep and Me Mi's engine is on the winch waiting to be taken away....  cloud9:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2010, 08:19:46 AM
You have got those in the correct order I hope  scared2:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2010, 08:20:47 AM
I told you to get a laydee in to check the place over, but would you listen?  noooo:

YOu hoovered the bath?  rubschin:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2010, 08:21:17 AM
You have got those in the correct order I hope  scared2:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2010, 08:22:49 AM
I told you to get a laydee in to check the place over, but would you listen?  noooo:

YOu hoovered the bath?  rubschin:

Of course... It looked clean(ish) and I'd put the Vim and whatever away... I noticed some cat hairs in the bottom (it was hiding from the dog the other day) so I whacked the hoover in... Bish-Bosh job done!  happy088

Or so I thought...  noooo:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 01, 2010, 08:26:41 AM
Prolly should have let the water out first though. noooo: 
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2010, 08:29:49 AM
Can't clean a bally bath properly!!!!

Ye Gods!

Couple of years in the forces would do him the world of good!

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Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 08:34:56 AM
Well. Dare we ask? rubschin:

Well, all was going well until: -

LL: "How far did you clean into this bath?" 

BM: "I didn't; I forgot it until the last minuted then just hoovered it out because the cat had been in it" ::)

LL: "I can tell that... I've just run my finger around the edge and left a line"

 noooo:

Anyhoo... she is still in bed sound asleep and Me Mi's engine is on the winch waiting to be taken away....  cloud9:

She inspected the bath when she got home in the early hours of the morning you say?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.  ::)
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2010, 08:40:58 AM
Well. Dare we ask? rubschin:

Well, all was going well until: -

LL: "How far did you clean into this bath?" 

BM: "I didn't; I forgot it until the last minuted then just hoovered it out because the cat had been in it" ::)

LL: "I can tell that... I've just run my finger around the edge and left a line"

 noooo:

Anyhoo... she is still in bed sound asleep and Me Mi's engine is on the winch waiting to be taken away....  cloud9:

She inspected the bath when she got home in the early hours of the morning you say?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.  ::)

Yes... that was about 1am like...  surrender:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 09:03:51 AM
I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up.  angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see.  cloud9:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2010, 09:06:06 AM
I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up.  angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see.  cloud9:

Oh gawd...  scared2:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 09:08:40 AM
I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up.  angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see.  cloud9:

Oh gawd...  scared2:

Wha'?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2010, 09:10:02 AM
I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up.  angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see.  cloud9:

Oh gawd...  scared2:

Wha'?  Shrugs:

Perhaps you should leave well alone like...  whistle:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 11:08:13 AM
I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up.  angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see.  cloud9:

Oh gawd...  scared2:

Wha'?  Shrugs:

Perhaps you should leave well alone like...  whistle:

Ok. Was only trying to be helpful. ::)
My lips are sealed.
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2010, 11:13:31 AM
Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE  scared2:
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2010, 11:19:04 AM
Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE  scared2:

ALL blokes with wimmin in toe are in BIG trouble, from the day they put a ring on her finger, and they respond most charmingly with a ring through your nose. evil:

Some like me, resist, but then get classed as a chauvenistic irresponsible nasty selfish greedy two faced ignorant pig amongst many many many other things, the rest simply turn over, accept, and have their 'tummies tickled'. ::)

I will NEVER EVER be a yes man,  cussing: and am therefore destined to old age on me own in me 'ut or caravan in the woods.

Couldn't give a flying toss now though tbh. Too old to even think about worrying about it now.
I've set out my stall, and it isn't very pretty apparently.
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2010, 12:06:15 PM

Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE  scared2:

ALL blokes with wimmin in toe are in BIG trouble, from the day they put a ring on her finger, and they respond most charmingly with a ring through your nose. evil:

Some like me, resist, but then get classed as a chauvenistic irresponsible nasty selfish greedy two faced ignorant pig amongst many many many other things, the rest simply turn over, accept, and have their 'tummies tickled'. ::)

I will NEVER EVER be a yes man,  cussing: and am therefore destined to old age on me own in me 'ut or caravan in the woods.

Couldn't give a flying toss now though tbh. Too old to even think about worrying about it now.
I've set out my stall, and it isn't very pretty apparently.

So what are you waiting for? Your life, as published here, is one long tale of woe and misery, you are never going to get any younger so why put it off any longer?
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2010, 12:11:28 PM
I have a shed  angel1
Title: Re: WELCOME 'OME MRS BM/LL!
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2010, 12:17:58 PM
I have a shed  angel1

Which you are about to move away from ~ nice offer Nick but a bit "pointed". whistle: