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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on August 31, 2010, 12:58:34 PM
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Nice and warm and ready for 'er like. cloud9:
Free bar and crisps and cheese and pineapples on sticks night tonight! angel1
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Her plane doesn't land 'til 11pm like... noooo:
By the time it has taxied, Stavros has turned up with the bus to the terminal and the luggage has been unloaded it'll be past your bedtime by the time we get home...
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Her plane doesn't land 'til 11pm like... noooo:
By the time it has taxied, Stavros has turned up with the bus to the terminal and the luggage has been unloaded it'll be past your bedtime by the time we get home...
Oh. cry:
Tomorrow night then? happy088
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Tomorrow LL will be too busy beating 7 bells out of BM over Me mi and the state of the house. whistle:
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Tomorrow LL will be too busy beating 7 bells out of BM over Me mi and the state of the house. whistle:
The house will be perfect... cloud9:
You could be right about Me Mi tho.... scared2:
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Tomorrow LL will be too busy beating 7 bells out of BM over Me mi and the state of the house. whistle:
The house will be perfect... cloud9:
You could be right about Me Mi tho.... scared2:
'Me Mi'!!!
How often, please! Banghead
Regarding 'Me Mi' cloud9: just get mrs BM/LL on here , and I'll butter her up with my charm and charisma like. cloud9:
She'll soon come 'round, don't worry. happy088
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Tomorrow LL will be too busy beating 7 bells out of BM over Me mi and the state of the house. whistle:
The house will be perfect... cloud9:
You could be right about Me Mi tho.... scared2:
'Me Mi'!!!
How often, please! Banghead
Regarding 'Me Mi' cloud9: just get mrs BM/LL on here , and I'll butter her up with my charm and charisma like. cloud9:
She'll soon come 'round, don't worry. happy088
lol: lol: lol:
The body is still here... the soda blasting guy has let us down...
However, the engine is being collected tomorrer - being professionally rebuilt.... whistle:
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How long did it take him to undo the damage you did? whistle:
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How long did it take him to undo the damage you did? whistle:
We-ell... given that he isn't collecting it until tomorrer.... whistle:
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... The body is still here...
Somehow I hear LL announcing the same point:
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She'll be ok about it, you see. happy088
Some of you lot worry far too much. ::)
Mrs BM/LL will be very cool about it all. I can feel it in me water. cloud9:
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... The body is still here...
Somehow I hear LL announcing the same point:
Depends on if she can get a good quote to have the patio redone... whistle:
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... The body is still here...
Somehow I hear LL announcing the same point:
drumroll:
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Well. Dare we ask? rubschin:
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Well. Dare we ask? rubschin:
Well, all was going well until: -
LL: "How far did you clean into this bath?"
BM: "I didn't; I forgot it until the last minuted then just hoovered it out because the cat had been in it" ::)
LL: "I can tell that... I've just run my finger around the edge and left a line"
noooo:
Anyhoo... she is still in bed sound asleep and Me Mi's engine is on the winch waiting to be taken away.... cloud9:
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You have got those in the correct order I hope scared2:
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I told you to get a laydee in to check the place over, but would you listen? noooo:
YOu hoovered the bath? rubschin:
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You have got those in the correct order I hope scared2:
eveilgrin:
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I told you to get a laydee in to check the place over, but would you listen? noooo:
YOu hoovered the bath? rubschin:
Of course... It looked clean(ish) and I'd put the Vim and whatever away... I noticed some cat hairs in the bottom (it was hiding from the dog the other day) so I whacked the hoover in... Bish-Bosh job done! happy088
Or so I thought... noooo:
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Prolly should have let the water out first though. noooo:
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Can't clean a bally bath properly!!!!
Ye Gods!
Couple of years in the forces would do him the world of good!
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Well. Dare we ask? rubschin:
Well, all was going well until: -
LL: "How far did you clean into this bath?"
BM: "I didn't; I forgot it until the last minuted then just hoovered it out because the cat had been in it" ::)
LL: "I can tell that... I've just run my finger around the edge and left a line"
noooo:
Anyhoo... she is still in bed sound asleep and Me Mi's engine is on the winch waiting to be taken away.... cloud9:
She inspected the bath when she got home in the early hours of the morning you say?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. ::)
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Well. Dare we ask? rubschin:
Well, all was going well until: -
LL: "How far did you clean into this bath?"
BM: "I didn't; I forgot it until the last minuted then just hoovered it out because the cat had been in it" ::)
LL: "I can tell that... I've just run my finger around the edge and left a line"
noooo:
Anyhoo... she is still in bed sound asleep and Me Mi's engine is on the winch waiting to be taken away.... cloud9:
She inspected the bath when she got home in the early hours of the morning you say?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear. ::)
Yes... that was about 1am like... surrender:
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I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. cloud9:
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I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. cloud9:
Oh gawd... scared2:
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I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. cloud9:
Oh gawd... scared2:
Wha'? Shrugs:
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I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. cloud9:
Oh gawd... scared2:
Wha'? Shrugs:
Perhaps you should leave well alone like... whistle:
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I'll 'butter her up' when she shows up. angel1
You have my support, and she'll soon come 'round to our way of thinking, you see. cloud9:
Oh gawd... scared2:
Wha'? Shrugs:
Perhaps you should leave well alone like... whistle:
Ok. Was only trying to be helpful. ::)
My lips are sealed.
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Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE scared2:
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Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE scared2:
ALL blokes with wimmin in toe are in BIG trouble, from the day they put a ring on her finger, and they respond most charmingly with a ring through your nose. evil:
Some like me, resist, but then get classed as a chauvenistic irresponsible nasty selfish greedy two faced ignorant pig amongst many many many other things, the rest simply turn over, accept, and have their 'tummies tickled'. ::)
I will NEVER EVER be a yes man, cussing: and am therefore destined to old age on me own in me 'ut or caravan in the woods.
Couldn't give a flying toss now though tbh. Too old to even think about worrying about it now.
I've set out my stall, and it isn't very pretty apparently.
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Evidently BM is in BIG TROUBLE scared2:
ALL blokes with wimmin in toe are in BIG trouble, from the day they put a ring on her finger, and they respond most charmingly with a ring through your nose. evil:
Some like me, resist, but then get classed as a chauvenistic irresponsible nasty selfish greedy two faced ignorant pig amongst many many many other things, the rest simply turn over, accept, and have their 'tummies tickled'. ::)
I will NEVER EVER be a yes man, cussing: and am therefore destined to old age on me own in me 'ut or caravan in the woods.
Couldn't give a flying toss now though tbh. Too old to even think about worrying about it now.
I've set out my stall, and it isn't very pretty apparently.
So what are you waiting for? Your life, as published here, is one long tale of woe and misery, you are never going to get any younger so why put it off any longer?
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I have a shed angel1
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I have a shed angel1
Which you are about to move away from ~ nice offer Nick but a bit "pointed". whistle: