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Title: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 03:45:17 PM
Was just chatting about this with someone. I have come over all damp. redface: Will post details when I have recovered my composure, but what is your story?
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: tel on September 02, 2010, 03:47:09 PM
Apart from Snoopy, we're all gonna make it up, aren't we?
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 03:49:18 PM
I'll tell you when it happens.
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2010, 03:50:49 PM
I'll tell you when it happens.

  worthy: Mary!
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 03:51:42 PM
Indeed  angel1
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2010, 03:52:01 PM
The back of an Austin 1300... with a nurse like...  eyes:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: tel on September 02, 2010, 03:52:35 PM
Male?
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 03:53:08 PM
OK. Venice, summer 1974. Inter railing around Europe. Sat in Venice station trying to figger out how the hell to get to the Yoof Hostel by boat  noooo:

A laydee approaches and we agree to go together. SHe is a redhead. A nurse. A Kiwi. 26. Lithe  eyes:

The Yoof hostel is full.

We go to an hotel where she takes charge, "We need a double room." (ME  scared2:)

We go out, buy wine, bread, cheese and apples and watch the sunset  cloud9:

We go back to the hotel. I go for a shower down the corridor while she uses the shower in the room. I wander back and find her clad in black pants and nothing else.

What a splendid 4 days  cloud9:

Then one morning she said, "I must be off." And she left  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2010, 03:53:35 PM
Already told the story in some other thread.

Under Bournemouth Pier..... sand is not a pleasurable addition to the experience unless you are a wooden puppet.   noooo:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2010, 03:54:23 PM
Male?

The Maldives is a long way in a 1300
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2010, 03:54:36 PM
Male?

NO!  evil:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2010, 03:55:07 PM
My isn't lost, I know exactly who took it. Though I haven't see her since Sept 2005 (her 50th birthday party) Must get in touch.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2010, 05:03:44 PM
The back of an Austin 1300... with a nurse like...  eyes:

Were they called nurses back in 1300?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2010, 05:07:27 PM
My isn't lost, I know exactly who took it. Though I haven't see her since Sept 2005 (her 50th birthday party) Must get in touch.  rubschin:

Lost does imply you might find it again  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2010, 05:29:57 PM
Behind the Ellesmere cinema in Swinton, Manchester. We'd just watched Tora, Tora, Tora. I always did have that romantic touch  ;D . Always brings a smile whenever I see it advertised on Sky
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 05:31:01 PM
Behind the Ellesmere cinema in Swinton, Manchester. We'd just watched Tora, Tora, Tora. I always did have that romantic touch  ;D . Always brings a smile whenever I see it advertised on Sky
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 05:31:36 PM
I was just waiting for the popcorn emoticon  lol:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Pirate on September 02, 2010, 05:33:16 PM
Behind the Ellesmere cinema in Swinton, Manchester. We'd just watched Tora, Tora, Tora. I always did have that romantic touch  ;D . Always brings a smile whenever I see it advertised on Sky

And do you now shout Tora Tora Tora on the vinegar stroke?
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
Such charmers in here aren't there  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2010, 05:35:30 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2010, 06:28:11 PM
Our second "encounter" took place in one of these:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fms3V9.jpg&hash=37dd579715db2e715919f65f9953fd406b55a64f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pqms3V9)


Her boyfriend's pride and joy.  eeek:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Pirate on September 02, 2010, 06:34:04 PM
My old man had one of those  cloud9:

Say...wait a minute  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new losing your virginity thread
Post by: Pastis on September 02, 2010, 07:50:33 PM
Our second "encounter" took place in one of these:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2Fms3V9.jpg&hash=37dd579715db2e715919f65f9953fd406b55a64f) (http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pqms3V9)


Her boyfriend's pride and joy.  eeek:

Growler bait  whistle: