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Title: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2007, 10:18:33 PM
Now I know hayfever is a very nasty ailment,and I have nothing but sympathy for sufferers, but please god, their surely are limits to just how far you'll go to try and find some respite.


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I'm sad to say Mrs Growler has succumbed to the temptation of purchasing one of these highly hilarious devices.
I seriously thought red nose day had arrived. She tried to hide it from me, but I saw the red glow in the room and burst in and burst a gut with laughter!
Don't think I've laughed out so loud in decades. My sides and throat are killin' me now! happy001

There's a full money back guarentee. I'm packin' it off for her tomorrow while she's at werk.
She's still sneezin'.
Total utter (hilarious) SHITE!! eeek:

Anyone else ever purchased shite like this? eeek:
Come on, reveal those dark secrets.
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: degsy on July 15, 2007, 10:30:10 PM
LOL so why rubschin: does it glow rubschin:, its got a nice red end redface:
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2007, 10:38:15 PM
Quote from: degsy on July 15, 2007, 10:30:10 PM
LOL so why does it glow rubschin:,

To make daft bastards like me that married daft twats like her laugh!  lol:

Medinose it's called if you want to google it. I can't, I'm still shaking. lol:
Even the name is nose bleedin' hilarious! happy001, and as for that soft serious looking sod in the picture... happy001 happy001 happy001

That picture really doesn't do it justice, really, I'm breathless trying to describe the hilarity of it.
She sits there watching telly with these two wires hanging down that look like stringy snot. happy001

NURSE, I NEED OXYGEN NOW!
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
That is soooo funny! I may need to buy Mr Wench one just so I can  point:
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2007, 08:12:20 AM
What is it meant to cure? And how? rubschin:
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2007, 08:21:41 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2007, 08:12:20 AM
What is it meant to cure? And how? rubschin:

Answer to Q1.Have you just randomly dived in here and replied without reading the first post, first sentence?

Q2. Dunno, don't care. It's tat and I'm married to a classic tat collector....yea yea I know, and that includes me i suppose. ::)
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2007, 08:40:09 AM
No, Mrs Nick's tat collection is a national treasure. Hay Fever? I thought she did alternative cures. Do devices of this kind count? And does it have a battery?
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: GROWLER on July 16, 2007, 08:50:16 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 16, 2007, 08:40:09 AM
Do devices of this kind count? And does it have a battery?

Yes and yes, or did you think it was solar powered?
Comes complete with it's own windfarm that you strap to your skull p'raps?
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 09:19:44 AM
I am tat queen! I am quite frightened of what it will be like when I am older. How much tat can one possibly accumulate?  eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: Nick on July 16, 2007, 09:20:34 AM
I may have to post a piccy of the Loft! And the Cellar (if I can squeeze into either of them) evil:
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: Snoopy on July 16, 2007, 09:54:22 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 15, 2007, 10:18:33 PM
Now I know hayfever is a very nasty ailment,and I have nothing but sympathy for sufferers, but please god, their surely are limits to just how far you'll go to try and find some respite.


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc172%2Fb0nz0%2Fmedinose.jpg&hash=986cb9c7997813034024bf929f5d357892b5a733)


I'm sad to say Mrs Growler has succumbed to the temptation of purchasing one of these highly hilarious devices.
I seriously thought red nose day had arrived. She tried to hide it from me, but I saw the red glow in the room and burst in and burst a gut with laughter!
Don't think I've laughed out so loud in decades. My sides and throat are killin' me now! happy001

There's a full money back guarentee. I'm packin' it off for her tomorrow while she's at werk.
She's still sneezin'.
Total utter (hilarious) SHITE!! eeek:

Anyone else ever purchased shite like this? eeek:
Come on, reveal those dark secrets.

When I was about twelve I wanted to send off for some of those X-Ray Glasses that were advertised on the backs of American Comics ~ fortunately I saw through them in time. drumroll:
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 16, 2007, 10:15:44 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on July 15, 2007, 10:18:33 PM
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No connection I am sure, but how are the reindeer interviews going Santa Growler?
Title: Re: Daft twat purchases? LOOK at this one for starters!
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2007, 07:00:03 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 16, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
That is soooo funny! I may need to buy Mr Wench one just so I can  point:

Any excuse to buy another piece of tat to clutter up chez Wench  whistle: