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Title: Wonkiness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2010, 10:05:09 AM: I went to the cashpoint machine this morning....I was obviously mini statement deprived whistle:

Peering into the screen it had all gone decidely pear shaped . I couldn't tell what option was attached to which button evil:

This is the second machine this week that has been like this,

What causes it ?????
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2010, 10:08:44 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2010, 10:05:09 AM
I went to the cashpoint machine this morning....I was obviously mini statement deprived whistle:

Peering into the screen it had all gone decidely pear shaped . I couldn't tell what option was attached to which button evil:

This is the second machine this week that has been like this,

What causes it ?????

Your magnetic field perhaps...? whistle:

Better luck than me anyways... I went to the machine on Sunday and it told me to fuck off... evil:

Turns out that my card has been cloned and some bastard taken €1,300 off it... cussing:
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2010, 10:10:55 AM: OH no .. eeek: What bastards evil:

When do the 'additonal' Me-Mi parts arrive that equate to that amount whistle:
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2010, 10:11:26 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2010, 10:10:55 AM
OH no .. eeek: What bastards evil:

When do the 'additonal' Me-Mi parts arrive that equate to that amount whistle:

evil:
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2010, 10:23:27 AM: Very astute miss d. ;)
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: tel on September 07, 2010, 03:01:45 PM: So you see a thread called "Wonkiness" started by Miss D.

Immediate conclusion - bit early to be pissed!
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Pastis on September 07, 2010, 03:51:27 PM: I had something similar the other day though they seem to have corrected it. The info on the screen was "on the pi$$" (technical terms only, please) and it was tilted to one side.
That, coupled with the light being too bright ... noooo:

Hey, d'you think they'll start putting fivers in those holes in the wall soon? rubschin:
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 07, 2010, 06:52:44 PM: Quote from: tel on September 07, 2010, 03:01:45 PM
So you see a thread called "Wonkiness" started by Miss D.

Immediate conclusion - bit early to be pissed!

I am alcohol free at the moment angel1
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2010, 07:06:01 PM: After a hard day's graft I have had a lovely dinner and decided I would try the bottle of Port my brother bought me for my 40th birthday, 2 years ago.

Taylor's 40 year old Tawny.

I've just Googled it. eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2010, 07:13:00 PM: and how was it?
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Just One More on September 07, 2010, 07:16:36 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2010, 07:06:01 PM
After a hard day's graft I have had a lovely dinner and decided I would try the bottle of Port my brother bought me for my 40th birthday, 2 years ago.

Taylor's 40 year old Tawny.

I've just Googled it. eeek: eeek: eeek:

I just took the liberty of Googling it too... hope it went down well
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 07, 2010, 07:22:20 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 07, 2010, 07:13:00 PM
and how was it?

Still drinking it! Could be a long night...
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 07, 2010, 11:01:28 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on September 07, 2010, 06:52:44 PM
Quote from: tel on September 07, 2010, 03:01:45 PM
So you see a thread called "Wonkiness" started by Miss D.

Immediate conclusion - bit early to be pissed!

I am alcohol free at the moment angel1

Isn't that one of the precursors to the apocalypse? scared2:
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 08, 2010, 07:13:29 AM: Never. Drinking. Port. Again. surrender:
Title: Re: Wonkiness
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 08, 2010, 07:20:16 AM: happy100 Oh dear want a glass of chilled water?