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Title: Boy racers
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2010, 04:02:33 PM
Some little twat has parked his Nova across my drive. I have let his tyres down  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Snoopy on September 09, 2010, 04:07:41 PM
 happy088  Direct action ~ we need more of that.
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 09, 2010, 04:41:47 PM
Don't forget to put a spud up his exhaust pipe (not an innuendo).
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2010, 04:54:01 PM
The little twat drove off without noticing  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Pirate on September 09, 2010, 05:05:12 PM
So he could now lose control on a corner and kill someone coming the other way or on the footpath...
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2010, 05:06:15 PM
He won't get more than 50 yrds
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: GROWLER on September 09, 2010, 05:08:08 PM
So he could now lose control on a corner and kill someone coming the other way or on the footpath...

 ::)
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2010, 05:09:21 PM
I just checked. He is round the corner with the AA  point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: GROWLER on September 09, 2010, 05:10:42 PM
Why does someone illegally parking across your driveway automatically deem them to be a 'boy racer' btw....just out of curiosity. NOT condoning such selfish behaviour, and nice one btw.
Take three steps up me social ladder. happy088
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: GROWLER on September 09, 2010, 05:11:18 PM
I just checked. He is round the corner with the AA  point: point: point: point:

Nobody died then ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: tel on September 09, 2010, 05:13:06 PM
Tis not illegal, I think.
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: GROWLER on September 09, 2010, 05:15:45 PM
Tis not illegal, I think.

What isn't?

Parking across the drievway?

I wouldn't know the legalities of such selfishness, but these twats need to be taught short sharp lessons, which the finger licking plod seem unable to do for whatever reasons. ::)
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: tel on September 09, 2010, 05:31:51 PM
Unless the council has adopted the new parking laws (they are mental, is how many centimeteres away you are parked from dropped kerbs) then it is legal to block egress but illegal to block ingress.
Why not both I have no idea.
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: GROWLER on September 09, 2010, 05:38:22 PM
Unless the council has adopted the new parking laws (they are mental, is how many centimeteres away you are parked from dropped kerbs) then it is legal to block egress but illegal to block ingress.
Why not both I have no idea.

Cus this is the shitty UK where decent law obiding citizens are persecuted left right and bloody bastard center....constantly. Thank you.  evil:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2010, 07:29:42 PM
Some little twat has parked his Nova across my drive. I have let his tyres down  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

 happy001

We used to live opposite Windsor racecourse... bastards would park across our drive rather than pay £1 or whatever to park on the field right next door to the place...

We found that gluing a polite notice to their windscreen wasn't the most effective method (it took them some time to hack it off while my car was STILL trapped on the drive) but was definitely the most satisfying....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: barmisspah? on September 10, 2010, 10:57:09 AM
Nick & Barman
 worthy:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2010, 02:42:40 PM
Nick & Barman
 worthy:

It was nothing...  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 11, 2010, 11:00:13 AM
Nick & Barman
 worthy:

It was nothing...  whistle:

We know.  whistle:
Title: Re: Boy racers
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2010, 11:11:45 AM
Nick & Barman
 worthy:

It was nothing...  whistle:

We know.  whistle:

 evil: