The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2010, 08:23:29 AM
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Ok we all like a bit of goss and even though we may not know the people involved , it would be wrong, neigh unkind, not to share it with our trusted friends here whistle:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllll ..................
Last Night was the start of the redundancy do's ( in this phase) . Lots of people , lots and lots of drink , a few bitter resentments and chips on shoulders. A fantastic breeding ground for the Popcorn Club.
Anyways, I digress, Most fascinating goss picked up last night was about one of the blokes who has worked here for some time and continues to work here.
He has had a few dalliances with the ladies at work over the years. This was not new news or surprising...however one of these ladies was here last night.
He left quite early on.
She got very drunk.
You following me so far….
Anyways she started talking about him and their time together. Apparently he was quite a kinky lover eeek: but his favourite thing was that he liked to wrap her in cling film ( top half ) when they did the do . eeek: eeek: eeek:
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Wot, her head and stuff too...?
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Did he reuse the cling film later like? FOr his sarnies?
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I did ask what brand of cling film ....if he managed to find some stuff that really sticks I wanna know what it is lol:
Top half as well.....he did leave her a breathing hole over her mouth and nose tho eeek:
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scared2:
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Is he German?
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I got a bit of local goss the other day. When I got my DD ban one of the local mothers was quite sniffy about it. I heard she got stopped 2 weeks ago THREE times over the limit!! Three year ban and 200 hours community service (with compulsory "COmmunity Payback" high-vis jacket) eveilgrin:
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Is he German?
lol:
No ...very English ::)
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I did ask what brand of cling film if he managed to find some stuff that really sticks I wanna know what it is lol:
Top half as well.....he did leave her a breathing hole over her mouth and nose tho eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
And how long did she go along with this for...? Shrugs:
50m happy001
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And what did they say about Miss D? eeek:
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Like I'm gonna tell you that whistle:
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Like I'm gonna tell you that whistle:
I'm sure it will be on FB before the day is out.
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And how long did she go along with this for...? Shrugs:
She was 'with him' for over a year ....apparently she got to clingy ( hat, coat, door lol: )
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And how long did she go along with this for...? Shrugs:
She was 'with him' for over a year ....apparently she got to clingy ( hat, coat, door lol: )
drumroll: happy001
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.he did leave her a breathing hole over her mouth and nose tho eeek:
His generosity and thoughfulness was positively overwhelming then ey? whistle:
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.he did leave her a breathing hole over her mouth and nose tho eeek:
His generosity and thoughfulness was positively overwhelming then ey? whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Otherwise he would have to become a member of JOM's Patio Club whistle:
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Crikey! There is a kinky and then there is downright weird! Did she "enjoy" it?
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Remember everybody, erotic may involve feathers, kinky needs the whole chicken !
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He just wated to keep her fresh, that's not kinky! whistle:
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He just wated to keep her fresh, that's not kinky! whistle:
Hello Albert!
Long time no see...? cloud9:
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Prolly got parole noooo:
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He just wated to keep her fresh, that's not kinky! whistle:
Hello Albert!
Long time no see...? cloud9:
Over three years! There must be something to tell rubschin: ... "during the war.........."
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He just wated to keep her fresh, that's not kinky! whistle:
Hello Albert!
Long time no see...? cloud9:
Over three years! There must be something to tell rubschin: ... "during the war.........."
Talking of Albert and the war...
I discovered yesterday that one of the ships my father served on during the war is sitting at the bottom of Larnaca harbour! eeek:
Nothing to do with him I hasten to add... it was a bombing target for the RAF once it was decommissioned... whistle:
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Maybe you could restore it like whistle:
Make money on a VP cruise, like.
Pastis can advise on on-board entertainment, like
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Maybe you could restore it like whistle:
Make money on a VP cruise, like.
Pastis can advise on on-board entertainment, like
rubschin:
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He just wated to keep her fresh, that's not kinky! whistle:
Hello Albert!
Long time no see...? cloud9:
Thought I would pay a visit, So glad I could remember my login. crash: It took five goes to get it right.
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He just wated to keep her fresh, that's not kinky! whistle:
Hello Albert!
Long time no see...? cloud9:
Thought I would pay a visit, So glad I could remember my login. crash: It took five goes to get it right.
lol: lol: lol:
You've got about 200,000 posts to catch up on.... noooo:
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All of them about shite noooo:
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But not just any shite....VP shite cloud9:
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But not just any shite....VP shite cloud9:
Indeed Miss D... the very best VIP VP shite... cloud9:
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He just wated to keep her fresh, that's not kinky! whistle:
Hello Albert!
Long time no see...? cloud9:
Thought I would pay a visit, So glad I could remember my login. crash: It took five goes to get it right.
Hello old chap. Hope you are keeping well. ;D