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Title: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2010, 06:46:47 PM: Fook thisfor a game of soldiers. The buttons are tinier than the tiniiest thingy and everything else is just difficult. I have applied some new sellotape to my old phone cloud9:

It came free on a contract, so I may flog it to some yoof. HOw much do these bastard things cost?
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Barman on September 29, 2010, 06:49:27 PM: Sausage fingers! point:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 29, 2010, 08:03:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2010, 06:46:47 PM
Fook thisfor a game of soldiers. The buttons are tinier than the tiniiest thingy and everything else is just difficult. I have applied some new sellotape to my old phone cloud9:

It came free on a contract, so I may flog it to some yoof. HOw much do these bastard things cost?

What model and what network?
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2010, 08:09:06 PM: Vodafone. Curve/ 9300 or 9700?
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 29, 2010, 08:13:20 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 29, 2010, 08:09:06 PM
Vodafone. Curve/ 9300 or 9700?

Ah....

I have an older one which is fine as the buttons are a similar size, but have bigger spaces between each. I suggest liposuction on yer digits cloud9:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2010, 08:16:56 PM: I want one but not on contract ~ I prefer PAYG ~ 'cos I am a tightwad and don't spend enough time on the mobile to make it worth paying a contract. If I can't say it for 8 pence I'll write a letter or better yet call from the house phone on which I pay nothing for calls to UK landlines 24/7

I have slender but loooooong digits angel1
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: GROWLER on September 29, 2010, 08:17:27 PM: i NEVER 'ad any of these problems with my two baked bean cans and string many years ago.

Simple is ALWAYS best.
Laugh and mock me all you want, I no longer give a monkeys chuff. ::)
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Snoopy on September 29, 2010, 08:18:30 PM: But you haven't got string enough to reach us all.
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: The Moan Ranger on September 29, 2010, 08:29:06 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on September 29, 2010, 08:18:30 PM

But you haven't got string enough to reach us all.

True. But that's what PM's on the 'puter are for cloud9:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 29, 2010, 08:40:49 PM: Only if you send them to the right people. redface: redface: surrender: surrender:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2010, 03:05:33 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 29, 2010, 08:40:49 PM
Only if you send them to the right people. redface: redface: surrender: surrender:

Oh dear, what have you done...? eeek:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2010, 06:25:54 AM: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2010, 10:30:25 AM: We are waiting.....

Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2010, 11:00:11 AM: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

She's probably posted the story on a different forum by mistake like.
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2010, 11:02:45 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2010, 11:00:11 AM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

She's probably posted the story on a different forum by mistake like.

happy001
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 30, 2010, 03:38:35 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2010, 11:00:11 AM
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

She's probably posted the story on a different forum by mistake like.

drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 30, 2010, 05:19:32 PM: Good grief. I sent a PM to the wrong person. The mistake was rectified. redface:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2010, 05:21:48 PM: Was that the one about the bondage weekend?
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2010, 05:21:56 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant on September 30, 2010, 05:19:32 PM
Good grief. I sent a PM to the wrong person. The mistake was rectified. redface:

yes... and...?

Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2010, 05:23:25 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 30, 2010, 05:21:48 PM
Was that the one about the bondage weekend?

You bastard! cussing:

Collapso, meet keyboard... redface:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 30, 2010, 07:30:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 30, 2010, 05:21:48 PM
Was that the one about the bondage weekend?

Yes but you told me that you wouldn't tell anyone. noooo:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2010, 07:32:31 PM: I didn't angel1

Miss whiplash eyes:
Title: Re: I hate my Blackberry
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2010, 07:45:04 PM: Quote from: Nick on September 30, 2010, 07:32:31 PM
I didn't angel1

Miss whiplash eyes:

eeek: