The Virtual Pub

Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Berek on July 17, 2007, 10:25:37 AM

Title: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Berek on July 17, 2007, 10:25:37 AM
Dont forget its my birthday today. Jnr bought me a Davros biscuit barrel.. eeek: ( or should I say he bought HIMSELF , a Davros biscuit barrel )

the in-laws are here tonight..qyuicker they fuck off the better..

as usual I got NOTHING from my sister, infact I havent heard from her for 15 months now

I trust you have ordered the stripogram ?
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 10:27:11 AM
Quote from: Berek on July 17, 2007, 10:25:37 AM
Dont forget its my birthday today. Jnr bought me a Davros biscuit barrel.. eeek: ( or should I say he bought HIMSELF , a Davros biscuit barrel )

the in-laws are here tonight..qyuicker they fuck off the better..

as usual I got NOTHING from my sister, infact I havent heard from her for 15 months now

I trust you have ordered the stripogram ?
Who didn't put their birthday in the calendar?  point:
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 10:30:30 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fad%2Fbday.gif&hash=5df76f3c34fab30452a22b9484ceedf3667ec653) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 10:35:27 AM
'Appy Birfday Big B.

Have a good one .... and many more in the future.
Title: It's Berek's Birthday today!
Post by: Sour Puss on July 17, 2007, 10:38:20 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fballoons1.gif&hash=835667d5e80f959d4396218308bd86cdd8306032)            (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fbirthday2.gif&hash=2d453ebe1526d7880df30a263ff02909817abe68)                 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fcake.gif&hash=4833ef48df02eef3d5f1c61e91a2fc3a5ecf561e)

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2F083626%7E131.GIF&hash=3fdddf86adc638e98f2305b67ee4814d294c106b)  I may just be a Pussy (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2F10DAC9%7E149.GIF&hash=d1c48eebe97c1c972144f38b1b2eeaca89c7155f)  Cat, (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2F084A28%7E128.GIF&hash=bb7b32569a2001a5c71b3b05db4a9326cf38147b)  but I have the memory of an (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Felephantdance.gif&hash=1361cc65cb87ef235e081dabb993f8165003d772)   I also remember how old, but as he is 8 years yonger than me I am not telling.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2F08D91E%7E12.GIF&hash=cd14fef05da0503914f5490eb4e777dd00a7f5a2) (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2F08CC97%7E11.GIF&hash=516a8c5cbe04d791c0ce1dec38d5313aed482544)(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.glboards.com%2Fboards%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2F083630%7E130.GIF&hash=d9a8855b8a3679643fa9067444e03cc3dc8a1e3a)
Title: Re: It's Berek's Birthday today!
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 17, 2007, 10:40:30 AM
Good grief  ::)

Whatever happened to a quiet drink in your (virtual) local?

Birthdays... bah, humbug.
Title: Re: It's Berek's Birthday today!
Post by: Sour Puss on July 17, 2007, 10:40:47 AM
Sorry, the other thread was not there when I went looking for emoticons.  redface:  Can anyone merge this with his thread.
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: GROWLER on July 17, 2007, 10:41:22 AM
Quote from: Berek on July 17, 2007, 10:25:37 AM
as usual I got NOTHING from my sister, infact I havent heard from her for 15 months now

Bit tricky from under a patio though I'd have thought. rubschin:

Another year nearer the grave ey Begsy. whistle:
 Enjoy this one, you never know what tomorrow's going to bring. noooo:
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Sour Puss on July 17, 2007, 10:41:53 AM
You sneaked that in whilst I was planning a surprise party in the next room.  Banghead
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2007, 10:48:36 AM
Phew, that worked!!

Happy Birthday Big B!!!

Would you like your on the house birthday half pint now or later?
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 10:53:23 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 17, 2007, 10:48:36 AM
Phew, that worked!!

Happy Birthday Big B!!!

Would you like your on the house birthday half pint now or later?
Later!  confused:
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Nick on July 17, 2007, 10:53:39 AM
How old?
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: tel on July 17, 2007, 10:56:02 AM
Only a half! noooo:
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2007, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: tel on July 17, 2007, 10:56:02 AM
Only a half! noooo:
Yes, and it will still be a half later!   Banghead
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 10:57:33 AM
Quote from: tel on July 17, 2007, 10:56:02 AM
Only a half! noooo:

Aye ~ and I bet that'll be a shandy ::)
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Bar Wench on July 17, 2007, 11:00:32 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 10:57:33 AM
Quote from: tel on July 17, 2007, 10:56:02 AM
Only a half! noooo:

Aye ~ and I bet that'll be a shandy ::)

Well, I never said what it was half a pint of!
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Sour Puss on July 17, 2007, 11:01:30 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 17, 2007, 10:48:36 AM
Phew, that worked!!

Happy Birthday Big B!!!

Would you like your on the house birthday half pint now or later?

Thank you for that, I was planning on letting the cat out of the bag, but he beat me too it.  lol:
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 17, 2007, 11:17:27 AM
Happy Birthday old chap.

I have put a fine bottle of 12 year old surgical spirit behind the bar for you. ;)
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Misunderstood on July 17, 2007, 01:04:41 PM
What  eeek: You mean there will actually be beer in it?
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Berek on July 17, 2007, 01:49:14 PM
 whistle:
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Landlady on July 17, 2007, 03:34:53 PM
Happy Birthday dear Berek - too late now to send you a hardcopy card (even our vultures cant fly fast enough to get it to you today) and because I am a big girls blouse on putting in images (just failed again on another thread, yah boo sucks) I have decided to send this as a lippy kiss emoticon  razz: hope you puckered up and will applaud you now and on each subsequent hour until I sign off. What more could a man ask for  rubschin:

Have fun xxxx   
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Pastis on July 17, 2007, 03:39:49 PM
No such lippy action from this quarter you'll be relieved to know  lol:

Happy Berekday!  censored:

Was trying to find Happy Birthday in an appropriate language but failed miserbaly... must try harder :(
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Sour Puss on July 17, 2007, 05:14:51 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F22000%2FInvisible-Birthday-Cake--22227.jpg&hash=4fd856ba0e757ecc7f7548dd55292d2ee8322ac4)


 scared2: Errrrr Um   Landlady...You know that cake we baked him for the surprise party later this evening in the cellar?  Well it has sort of turned invisible, and to make matters worse, your dog is up on the table with all the food again.  What shall I do?   whistle:


WTF Where did it go, the whole photo has turned invisible now?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freakingnews.com%2Fpictures%2F22000%2FInvisible-Birthday-Cake--22227.jpg&hash=4fd856ba0e757ecc7f7548dd55292d2ee8322ac4)
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Misunderstood on July 17, 2007, 05:27:32 PM

That looks SUSPICIOUSLY like Snoopy.

Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Snoopy on July 17, 2007, 06:14:09 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcyber.law.harvard.edu%2Fblogs%2Fgems%2Fethicalesq%2FSnoopyCourthouse.jpg&hash=b9526695d17ea9899f6c6802fe687d57065b2cb8)
Title: Re: Bereks birthday party
Post by: Berek on July 18, 2007, 10:02:05 AM
orange and water.. my head is banging and i'm as dry as a nuns gusset