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Title: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2010, 05:10:13 PM
Ok, so I am set to lose Child Benefit payments from 2013 ...I can fully appreciate the argument for that but my issue is that if you have 2 incomes coming into the house just under the higher tax threshold then they will not.

How the bloody hell is that fair when they will be bringing in nearly double of what I can.

Just because they balls up every means tested benefit going and have decided to swerve it this time they are not being fair ...no surprise I guess  noooo:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2010, 05:18:43 PM
YOu are a higher rate taxpayer eeek:

Lend me a quid  sad24:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2010, 05:21:24 PM
You are a consultant with multiple houses , bonuses and contracts pending ...lend me 2 quid  lol:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2010, 05:22:26 PM

How the bloody hell is that fair when they will be bringing in nearly double of what I can.


Errrr ~ perhaps because they have twice as many adults to feed and clothe as you do?

They are also contributing much more in tax on their two incomes so their net household income will be much lower.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 04, 2010, 05:25:59 PM
Then surely it would be more equitable to assess total household income and set a limit at that for Child Benefit allowances.

As I say - I don't have a problem with this in principle and certainly don't disagree with removing the blanket entitlement that currently exists.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 04, 2010, 06:01:19 PM
Just be patient ~ it will soon come to all households with an income over the threshold but at the moment it is not simple to do. Once they have combined all the benefits and tax credits they will know which households it applies to and which is does not but at the moment they cannot tell.

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It’s a bold measure, writes Channel 4 News Political Editor Gary Gibbon, and it cannot just stand there on its own you might think. Other universal benefits will be looked at as well. I asked one government figure about the anomaly of two couples on £40,000 each still getting child benefit while a one-earner household with a worker on £44,000 loses the lot.

Ah, I was told, when we have the mighty combined tax and benefits database with all the info in one place we’ll be able to deal with that too!
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: GROWLER on October 04, 2010, 06:47:32 PM
About bloody time too. happ096
I'm really starting to warm to this new government.... SO FAR.
This and the end of the much ridiculed bus lane on the.....M4 is it?....even though it doesn't effect me, are big pluses so far.
Now if they could just put an end to this bloody turning the clocks back nonsense in 3 weeks time, I would actually be quite a happy bear for a little while.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2010, 06:48:57 PM
Fancy a vino?
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 05, 2010, 09:10:19 AM
Why are we paying people to have children anyway? Surely there's too many crowding this world already?
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 05, 2010, 11:28:56 AM
Child benefit, winter heating allowance and bus passes are a total waste of taxpayers money on my family.

I suppose it does offset the part of my taxes which fund the state education system which we have never used.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2010, 11:32:04 AM
The changes as proposed are inconsistent, as has been widely observed, but universal benefits are not on anymore, if they ever were. The Boy's child benefit payments have been invested to cover his university fees  eveilgrin: but they will stop in 2013 without a doubt. As various Tories have have argued, why tax the poor to give benefits to the wealthy (or wealthier)?
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 05, 2010, 12:40:05 PM
Slash and burn the lot I say ..... and hang all labour supporters  cussing:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 06, 2010, 08:58:37 AM
Middle-class families to strike over child benefit cuts

Britain is bracing itself for a Winter of Discontent after the middle class last night balloted its members over industrial action to protest at the scrapping of child benefit for higher-rate taxpayers. A ‘yes’ vote could see mass walkouts by middle-class families as early as November, with experts warning such a move could cripple vital public services such as Parent Teacher Association fetes and the continued administration of the Home Counties dinner party circuit.

‘I wasn’t at all bothered by the spending cuts before, but now I’m completely behind the ‘No to the Cuts’ campaign,’ said Matthew Singleton, a chartered accountant from Surrey. ‘We were going to have a fortnight in Florida over Christmas, but now it looks as if we’ll only be able to stretch to 10 days. We may even have to downsize my wife’s car from a Mercedes to a VW. The Tories say they’re pro-family, but try telling that to my little Anton and Tamara when they roll up at prep school in a second-rate German MPV.’

All across the UK solicitors and dentists are preparing to take to the streets and send a clear message to the government by foregoing their weekend games of squash at the sports club. ‘I would have gone on strike during the week,’ said Jasmine Egerton, a creative consultant from Hertfordshire, ‘but that would have been cutting off my nose to spite my face. I can make my point more effectively by withdrawing my daughter from piano lessons at the weekend and insisting she works to rule with her tennis coach.’





http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/10/05/middle-class-families-to-strike-over-child-benefit-cuts/
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 07:25:49 AM
They interviewed some slag outside a skool on 'Today' this morning...

Unmarried, no partner, not werking six kids!

She couldn't even remember all their names!  cussing:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 07:28:47 AM
I heard that. INevitably there was a Kylie and a Kayden in there
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 07:54:41 AM
Noticed also that they chose to broadcast the one parent whose interview fitted their known agenda ..... what about the parents of the 250+ other children at that school?

I wonder who at the school pointed the BBC in her direction and what they hoped to gain by it ..... their cushy, indexed linked, retire after 30 years service when still only 55, pension under threat is it?

You can fool some of the people ....... etc.


Pointless ranting about one person's children ..... she can hardly send them back now.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 08:06:49 AM
Noticed also that they chose to broadcast the one parent whose interview fitted their known agenda ..... what about the parents of the 250+ other children at that school?

I wonder who at the school pointed the BBC in her direction and what they hoped to gain by it ..... their cushy, indexed linked, retire after 30 years service when still only 55, pension under threat is it?

You can fool some of the people ....... etc.


Pointless ranting about one person's children ..... she can hardly send them back now.

She obviously can't send them back...  ::)

The rant is at the system that encourages her to have six kids that she clearly cannot afford...

Okay, perhaps something happened - she was in a stable relationship and the father died tragically leaving them destitute - in which case I would hope that the state would step in and support a hard working family that had paid into the state...

More likely tho, she is a sponger that believes the state should support her reckless breading. She sees having kids as a path to avoiding having to go out and work.

Personally I don't think anybody should get state support for having kids...
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2010, 09:22:20 AM
I heard that. INevitably there was a Kylie and a Kayden in there

From Mr Chalk's blog (http://frankchalk.blogspot.com/):

A friend showed me a class list the other day, covered up the kids' surnames with a piece of paper and challenged me to say whether it was a top or bottom set just by looking at the first names.


Top Set, Bottom Set is the easiest game in the world and it took me about three seconds to announce that it was the bottom set (Kay-Tee and Colt for example are hardly likely to be anywhere else).
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 10:33:41 AM
I heard that. INevitably there was a Kylie and a Kayden in there

From Mr Chalk's blog (http://frankchalk.blogspot.com/):

A friend showed me a class list the other day, covered up the kids' surnames with a piece of paper and challenged me to say whether it was a top or bottom set just by looking at the first names.


Top Set, Bottom Set is the easiest game in the world and it took me about three seconds to announce that it was the bottom set (Kay-Tee and Colt for example are hardly likely to be anywhere else).


 ;D
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2010, 10:34:06 AM

More likely tho, she is a sponger that believes the state should support her reckless breading. She sees having kids as a path to avoiding having to go out and work.


Shouldn't this be in here http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8236.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8236.0) ?
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 10:38:42 AM

More likely tho, she is a sponger that believes the state should support her reckless breading. She sees having kids as a path to avoiding having to go out and work.


Shouldn't this be in here http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8236.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8236.0) ?

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 10:39:39 AM

More likely tho, she is a sponger that believes the state should support her reckless breading. She sees having kids as a path to avoiding having to go out and work.


Shouldn't this be in here http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8236.0 (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8236.0) ?

doh:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 10:43:08 AM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2010, 11:09:47 AM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 11:10:57 AM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

 drumroll:

Part time suits you Uncle...  ;)
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 11:11:21 AM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.
Yargh:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 11:14:48 AM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 11:32:00 AM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2010, 11:33:59 AM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 11:36:57 AM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2010, 12:30:40 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 12:39:09 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 12:44:18 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2010, 12:46:37 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Yes you did (however you slice it)
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 12:47:10 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 01:07:00 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 01:12:25 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2010, 01:14:18 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 01:21:12 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 01:22:23 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 01:45:21 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2010, 01:47:39 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 01:51:06 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Let them live on crumbs!
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: tel on October 08, 2010, 01:51:41 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Crumbs!
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Crumbs!

Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2010, 02:15:18 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Crumbs!

Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?

We haven't mentioned her buns yet.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 02:24:20 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Crumbs!

Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?

We haven't mentioned her buns yet.

She seems to be always open to a hot dog
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 02:42:24 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....

They are loafing about though.

To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.

More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)

Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.

Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:

I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.

Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?

Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:

Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.

i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:

If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.

Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.

Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:

We really are on a roll with this one

By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette

The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.

Crumbs!

Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?

We haven't mentioned her buns yet.

She seems to be always open to a hot dog

Yes, prolly end up with a yeast infection...  noooo:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2010, 03:39:56 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....
They are loafing about though.
To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.
More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)
Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.
Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:
I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.
Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?
Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:
Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.
i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:
If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.
Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.
Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:
We really are on a roll with this one
By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette
The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.
Crumbs!
Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?
We haven't mentioned her buns yet.
She seems to be always open to a hot dog
Yes, prolly end up with a yeast infection...  noooo:
Snoopy would no doubt still rise to the occasion, although he would need a sub.
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 03:43:40 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....
They are loafing about though.
To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.
More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)
Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.
Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:
I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.
Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?
Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:
Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.
i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:
If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.
Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.
Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:
We really are on a roll with this one
By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette
The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.
Crumbs!
Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?
We haven't mentioned her buns yet.
She seems to be always open to a hot dog
Yes, prolly end up with a yeast infection...  noooo:
Snoopy would no doubt still rise to the occasion, although he would need a sub.

I think you mean he would kneed a sub...  whistle:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 03:49:34 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....
They are loafing about though.
To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.
More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)
Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.
Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:
I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.
Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?
Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:
Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.
i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:
If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.
Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.
Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:
We really are on a roll with this one
By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette
The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.
Crumbs!
Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?
We haven't mentioned her buns yet.
She seems to be always open to a hot dog
Yes, prolly end up with a yeast infection...  noooo:
Snoopy would no doubt still rise to the occasion, although he would need a sub.

I think you mean he would kneed a sub...  whistle:

Or Knead even. I blame the comprehensive system  noooo:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2010, 03:51:04 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....
They are loafing about though.
To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.
More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)
Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.
Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:
I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.
Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?
Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:
Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.
i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:
If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.
Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.
Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:
We really are on a roll with this one
By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette
The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.
Crumbs!
Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?
We haven't mentioned her buns yet.
She seems to be always open to a hot dog
Yes, prolly end up with a yeast infection...  noooo:
Snoopy would no doubt still rise to the occasion, although he would need a sub.

I think you mean he would kneed a sub...  whistle:
It was your original spelling that got us into this, now you are at it again. Knead.
Wonder if her kids get "Baker Days" off school?
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2010, 03:52:10 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....
They are loafing about though.
To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.
More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)
Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.
Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:
I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.
Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?
Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:
Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.
i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:
If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.
Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.
Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:
We really are on a roll with this one
By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette
The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.
Crumbs!
Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?
We haven't mentioned her buns yet.
She seems to be always open to a hot dog
Yes, prolly end up with a yeast infection...  noooo:
Snoopy would no doubt still rise to the occasion, although he would need a sub.

I think you mean he would kneed a sub...  whistle:
Like that one on the canal up north ? whistle:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 03:54:20 PM
He broke it  sad24:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 03:55:47 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2010, 04:02:50 PM
sad32:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2010, 06:33:54 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....
They are loafing about though.
To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.
More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)
Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.
Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:
I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.
Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?
Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:
Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.
i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:
If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.
Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.
Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:
We really are on a roll with this one
By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette
The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.
Crumbs!
Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?
We haven't mentioned her buns yet.
She seems to be always open to a hot dog
Yes, prolly end up with a yeast infection...  noooo:
Snoopy would no doubt still rise to the occasion, although he would need a sub.

I think you mean he would kneed a sub...  whistle:
Like that one on the canal up north ? whistle:

We could restart it, just to prove a point, like  ;)
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
Here is another one... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1318028/As-families-face-benefits-cuts-Kelly-Marshall-spent-4-500-BOOB-JOB.html)

Because her Mum went to work once she thinks the state should keep her in luxury...

Never worked in her life...

Quote
But for Kelly Marshall, who has five children by four different fathers, the handout has never been about paying for nappies, food and other everyday expenses.

She saved her benefit money to help pay for breast enhancement.

The kids have laptops, PS3s, XBox360s and they enjoy frequent holidays abroad - all courtesy of the taxpayer. All because the system rewards breeding (not breading)....
They are loafing about though.
To get her back into work the Government will prolly offer her a sandwich course.
More likely, they'll just keep giving her dough...  ::)
Well she does know which side her bread's buttered.
Indeed... the benefits system is half baked...  noooo:
I expect she will soon have another one in the oven.
Crikey! Crumbs! Should we rename the thread "Crusty Old Gits"?
Sorry, I made a right bloomer with that spelling mistake didn't I...?  redface:
Well we do seem to have made a whole meal out of it.
i wonder if the kids call their grandmother Naan....  redface:
If we keep this up some-one is bound to get a cob on.
Then mum will soon hear again the pita of tiny feet.
Oh Christus, out of the frying Pain and into the fire....  whistle:
We really are on a roll with this one
By the look of her she's a bit of an old bagette
The sooner this benefit system is toast, the better.
Crumbs!
Do we knead any more or should we slice it there?
We haven't mentioned her buns yet.
She seems to be always open to a hot dog
Yes, prolly end up with a yeast infection...  noooo:
Snoopy would no doubt still rise to the occasion, although he would need a sub.

I think you mean he would kneed a sub...  whistle:
Like that one on the canal up north ? whistle:

We could restart it, just to prove a point, like  ;)

Nooooooo!  noooo:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2010, 08:29:34 PM
I bought some croissants today, choccy ones  angel1
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2010, 01:07:41 AM
I bought some croissants today, choccy ones  angel1

Hornby or Tri-Ang?
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2010, 08:30:19 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2010, 08:31:54 AM
cussing:

 point:

Still no pictures...  whistle:
Title: Re: Child benefit cuts
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 09, 2010, 10:35:09 AM
I bought some croissants today, choccy ones  angel1

Hornby or Tri-Ang?

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