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Title: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2010, 06:18:37 AM
Somebody tell the owls. All bloody night long, it sounded like they were having a convention. And it's not the nice "twit-twit-ooo", it sounds like a pterodactyl from Jurassic Park  cussing:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2010, 06:21:19 AM
We have Scopes Owls on the power lines outside our house - they screech like demons...  evil:

Actually one night I thought they were demons... but then I'd had a little bit to drink...  redface:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2010, 06:51:09 AM
They prolly heard you on the karaoke and thought it was a mating call  whistle:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2010, 06:53:48 AM
They prolly heard you on the karaoke and thought it was a mating call  whistle:

I don't do karaoke. Period.
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2010, 06:57:21 AM
They prolly heard you on the karaoke and thought it was a mating call  whistle:

I don't do karaoke. Period.

Ooh, hark at him with his americanisms  point: (I agree on the karaoke though)
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2010, 07:02:14 AM
They prolly heard you on the karaoke and thought it was a mating call  whistle:

I don't do karaoke. Period.

Ooh, hark at him with his americanisms  point: (I agree on the karaoke though)

 redface:

I was trying to express my abhorrence for the so called 'entertainment'....  noooo:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 07:08:23 AM
i likes owls, lots. cloud9:

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 09, 2010, 07:17:12 AM
I hate Carolpokey too.....mainly because I can't put 2 notes together and wouldn't inflict that on anyone .
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Just One More on October 09, 2010, 07:19:15 AM
Doesn't appear to stop most others Miss D
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2010, 07:19:27 AM
I hate Carolpokey too.....mainly because I can't put 2 notes together and wouldn't inflict that on anyone .

I'm the same...

...but why do others that can't put two notes together think that singing in a public place is a good freaking idea...?

And why does everybody think it is funny...? Put the juke box on for fucks sake!  cussing:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 07:31:10 AM


Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes, I thought I had. ::)
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2010, 07:33:10 AM


Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes, I thought I had. ::)

No! Do tell....
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 07:43:35 AM


Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes, I thought I had. ::)

No! Do tell....

I can do an owl impression, and they answer me back like. cloud9:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2010, 07:45:40 AM


Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes, I thought I had. ::)

No! Do tell....

I can do an owl impression, and they answer me back like. cloud9:

Never!  eeek:

You haven't been round JOM's house have you?  rubschin:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 07:54:04 AM


Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes, I thought I had. ::)

No! Do tell....

I can do an owl impression, and they answer me back like. cloud9:

Never!  eeek:

You haven't been round JOM's house have you?  rubschin:

Not yet. Just waiting for the invite...like.  cloud9:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2010, 08:13:16 AM
i likes owls, lots. cloud9:

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2010, 08:16:29 AM
GrOWLer pops out for the evening


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Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Roy Cropper on October 09, 2010, 09:11:07 AM
i likes owls, lots. cloud9:

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

My mussus answers back with out me doing an impression . She goes f**king spare if I try an impression .
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 07:11:46 PM
i likes owls, lots. cloud9:

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?

Well who else are they hooting at if it's only me and him 'ooting?  ::)

Folk are absolutely AMAZED at the uncanny similarity between mine an a owls 'oot.
I should do a Youseless Tube clip to shows you all like shouldn't I. rubschin:

I'm thinking of starting up a rescue home for stray owls and 'edge 'ogs when I finally get to me 'ut in the woods. cloud9:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2010, 07:36:44 PM
You'll need a licence to keep owls..... even rescued ones. Nobody seems too worried about hedge pigs tho'
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2010, 07:37:31 PM
Oh and the hooting is to warn you off in case you are intruding on its territory.

Bill Oddie told me that on the telly like.
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on October 09, 2010, 07:43:27 PM
Oh and the hooting is to warn you off in case you are intruding on its territory.

Bill Oddie told me that on the telly like.

Oddie talks shite. Take no notice of that great turnip. ::)

We hoot at each other cus we're freindly warm and inviting. cloud9:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2010, 12:57:38 AM
i likes owls, lots. cloud9:

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?

A few years back there were a couple of blokes in the UK that had been out in their respective back gardens making owl sounds for many years, only to find out that they had been calling each other.  ::)
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2010, 04:52:24 AM
i likes owls, lots. cloud9:

Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine  owl impression, and that they answer me back like?  eeek:

Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?

A few years back there were a couple of blokes in the UK that had been out in their respective back gardens making owl sounds for many years, only to find out that they had been calling each other.  ::)

happy001
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 06:49:14 AM
Where is The Affs when you need him?  ::)
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2010, 07:30:03 AM
My thoughts exactly  spider:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on October 10, 2010, 07:47:19 AM
Where is The Affs when you need him?  ::)

Yes, but egg 'ed wasn't here or a member when we covered that story ffs.

Borrow us a fiver will you.
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2010, 07:48:28 AM
1. True
2.  Finger:
Title: Re: FFS, its the weekend
Post by: GROWLER on October 10, 2010, 07:51:40 AM

2.  Finger:

Quite. Bit menial for you that in'it. ::)