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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on October 09, 2010, 06:18:37 AM
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Somebody tell the owls. All bloody night long, it sounded like they were having a convention. And it's not the nice "twit-twit-ooo", it sounds like a pterodactyl from Jurassic Park cussing:
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We have Scopes Owls on the power lines outside our house - they screech like demons... evil:
Actually one night I thought they were demons... but then I'd had a little bit to drink... redface:
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They prolly heard you on the karaoke and thought it was a mating call whistle:
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They prolly heard you on the karaoke and thought it was a mating call whistle:
I don't do karaoke. Period.
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They prolly heard you on the karaoke and thought it was a mating call whistle:
I don't do karaoke. Period.
Ooh, hark at him with his americanisms point: (I agree on the karaoke though)
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They prolly heard you on the karaoke and thought it was a mating call whistle:
I don't do karaoke. Period.
Ooh, hark at him with his americanisms point: (I agree on the karaoke though)
redface:
I was trying to express my abhorrence for the so called 'entertainment'.... noooo:
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i likes owls, lots. cloud9:
Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
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I hate Carolpokey too.....mainly because I can't put 2 notes together and wouldn't inflict that on anyone .
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Doesn't appear to stop most others Miss D
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I hate Carolpokey too.....mainly because I can't put 2 notes together and wouldn't inflict that on anyone .
I'm the same...
...but why do others that can't put two notes together think that singing in a public place is a good freaking idea...?
And why does everybody think it is funny...? Put the juke box on for fucks sake! cussing:
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Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes, I thought I had. ::)
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Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes, I thought I had. ::)
No! Do tell....
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Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes, I thought I had. ::)
No! Do tell....
I can do an owl impression, and they answer me back like. cloud9:
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Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes, I thought I had. ::)
No! Do tell....
I can do an owl impression, and they answer me back like. cloud9:
Never! eeek:
You haven't been round JOM's house have you? rubschin:
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Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes, I thought I had. ::)
No! Do tell....
I can do an owl impression, and they answer me back like. cloud9:
Never! eeek:
You haven't been round JOM's house have you? rubschin:
Not yet. Just waiting for the invite...like. cloud9:
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i likes owls, lots. cloud9:
Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?
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GrOWLer pops out for the evening
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i likes owls, lots. cloud9:
Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
My mussus answers back with out me doing an impression . She goes f**king spare if I try an impression .
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i likes owls, lots. cloud9:
Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?
Well who else are they hooting at if it's only me and him 'ooting? ::)
Folk are absolutely AMAZED at the uncanny similarity between mine an a owls 'oot.
I should do a Youseless Tube clip to shows you all like shouldn't I. rubschin:
I'm thinking of starting up a rescue home for stray owls and 'edge 'ogs when I finally get to me 'ut in the woods. cloud9:
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You'll need a licence to keep owls..... even rescued ones. Nobody seems too worried about hedge pigs tho'
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Oh and the hooting is to warn you off in case you are intruding on its territory.
Bill Oddie told me that on the telly like.
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Oh and the hooting is to warn you off in case you are intruding on its territory.
Bill Oddie told me that on the telly like.
Oddie talks shite. Take no notice of that great turnip. ::)
We hoot at each other cus we're freindly warm and inviting. cloud9:
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i likes owls, lots. cloud9:
Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?
A few years back there were a couple of blokes in the UK that had been out in their respective back gardens making owl sounds for many years, only to find out that they had been calling each other. ::)
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i likes owls, lots. cloud9:
Did I ever tell you that I can do a fine owl impression, and that they answer me back like? eeek:
Yes.... but how do you know it is you they are hooting back to?
A few years back there were a couple of blokes in the UK that had been out in their respective back gardens making owl sounds for many years, only to find out that they had been calling each other. ::)
happy001
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Where is The Affs when you need him? ::)
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My thoughts exactly spider:
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Where is The Affs when you need him? ::)
Yes, but egg 'ed wasn't here or a member when we covered that story ffs.
Borrow us a fiver will you.
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1. True
2. Finger:
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2. Finger:
Quite. Bit menial for you that in'it. ::)