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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 15, 2010, 11:31:52 AM
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1. Use teeny weeny screwdriver to bleed bathroom radiator.
Powerful jet of hot black water sprays over me, wall, bath and bathmat. evil:
2. Remove large spherical glass lampshade to replace bulb and to remove dust and dead flies. Put it in circular washing up bowl and fill with water.
Lampshade and bowl are now friends for life and cannot be separated evil:
3. Pour drain unblocky stuff down shower drain. Do NOT read instructions. FOOK ME eeek:
Have volcano in bathroom evil:
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You make us larf like Nick! lol:
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And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake cussing:
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And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake cussing:
Thumb and index finger...?
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And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake cussing:
It always is mate
Good luck with the new flat. I am still sure it was the best thing to do.
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And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake cussing:
Thumb and index finger...?
I got interrupted by my sofa delivery men and when I came back to the task found I had glued one of those corner of the shower soap holdery things to my toilet seat Angry9:
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All part of the joys of moving house ;D
It'll turn out fine in the end happy088
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And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake cussing:
Thumb and index finger...?
I got interrupted by my sofa delivery men and when I came back to the task found I had glued one of those corner of the shower soap holdery things to my toilet seat Angry9:
lol: lol: lol:
You'll be fine...
Remember, by the inch it is a cinch, by the yard it is hard.... ;)
No charge for these fine werds of advice like... whistle:
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Time to get the washer on. Put clothes and soap[ in and turn knobs randomly. Clothes come out hot, dry and covered in dry soap.
No one told me it had a tumble dryer too cussing:
Note to self: read manual scared2:
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You tit! lol:
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Time to get the washer on. Put clothes and soap[ in and turn knobs randomly. Clothes come out hot, dry and covered in dry soap.
No one told me it had a tumble dryer too cussing:
Note to self: read manual scared2:
Yea, right. ::)
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And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake cussing:
Thumb and index finger...?
Useless fact of the day #462 Superglue was originally designed for patching up injured soldiers, that's why it sticks your fingers together far moore wasily than whatever it was you broke this time Nick. whistle:
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And the superglue was, as ever, a mistake cussing:
Thumb and index finger...?
Useless fact of the day #462 Superglue was originally designed for patching up injured soldiers, that's why it sticks your fingers together far moore wasily than whatever it was you broke this time Nick. whistle:
moore wasily? rubschin:
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Hawaaaayyy ~ It's Geordie speak Bonny Lad!
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Hawaaaayyy ~ It's Geordie speak Bonny Lad!
I thought it was the Emperor in "The Life of Brian"
Welease woger! lol:
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So, anyhoo, last night I had to fiddle about a bit with the boiler in order to repressurise it, like. Unfortunately I OVER pressurised it which made it emit some banging noises scared2:
It seemed to have vented the excess this morning so all was well cloud9:
Regrettably, however, it had vented excess water directly into my new toaster, something I only discovered when making some toast. SO that blew the circuit breakers AND caused a big shower of sparks and a bang.
Top tip: do not use your toaster when it is half full of water
I may take it back to the shop eveilgrin:
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Oh Nick! noooo:
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LL has one of those boilers you have to pressurise where she is staying in Epsom... I must be sure to warn her... whistle:
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Nick may find this site useful ..... tho' it doesn't mention toasters.
http://www.ultimatehandyman.co.uk/TOPPING_UP_A_COMBI_BOILER.htm
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Isn't the Intermong wonderful! cloud9:
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Indeed ~ even a video to show the terminally inept how to follow the written instructions. ::)
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evil:
Anyhoo, I took the toaster back and complained and they gave me a new one cloud9:
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You told them porkies nonono:
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No. I told them it had blown up. angel1
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evil:
Anyhoo, I took the toaster back and complained and they gave me a new one cloud9:
Tsk, tsk... noooo:
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Not going well today noooo:
Manouevring out of the car park I managed to smash my front nearside wing on a stone wall cussing: Quick left hand down a bit and hit reverse and smashed the offside passenger door into the wall on the other side. sad24: All this witnessed by laydee neighbour upstairs who gave me a look redface:
Just got back to find I have also smashed the remote sensor for the gate opening mechanism so the gate is now permanently open noooo:
Have had to call ADT out to fix it sad32:
Wonder if I can claim this on my insurance?
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You have been repaid by the toaster god! scared2:
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Seems I can claim for the gate but have to pay £400 excess if I get my car fixed sad32: I have stopped looking at my car noooo:
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Not going well today noooo:
Manouevring out of the car park I managed to smash my front nearside wing on a stone wall cussing: Quick left hand down a bit and hit reverse and smashed the offside passenger door into the wall on the other side. sad24: All this witnessed by laydee neighbour upstairs who gave me a look redface:
Just got back to find I have also smashed the remote sensor for the gate opening mechanism so the gate is now permanently open noooo:
Have had to call ADT out to fix it sad32:
Wonder if I can claim this on my insurance?
You can see the neighbours petition taking form as we type whistle:
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Not going well today noooo:
Manouevring out of the car park I managed to smash my front nearside wing on a stone wall cussing: Quick left hand down a bit and hit reverse and smashed the offside passenger door into the wall on the other side. sad24: All this witnessed by laydee neighbour upstairs who gave me a look redface:
Just got back to find I have also smashed the remote sensor for the gate opening mechanism so the gate is now permanently open noooo:
Have had to call ADT out to fix it sad32:
Wonder if I can claim this on my insurance?
You can see the neighbours petition taking form as we type whistle:
Did they not send you a copy...? I've already signed it and sent it back.... whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
Have you used all your aliases ?
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sad32: sad32: sad32:
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lol: lol: lol:
Have you used all your aliases ?
yes... redface:
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AND NOW, AND NOW I have a mahoosive infestation of fooking ladybirds who are having some kind of clusterfuck on my ceiling. What is that about? I am about to try to hoover them off cussing:
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AND NOW, AND NOW I have a mahoosive infestation of fooking ladybirds who are having some kind of clusterfuck on my ceiling. What is that about? I am about to try to hoover them off cussing:
Did you get the hoover from the same shop as the toaster? whistle:
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Well your prayers have been answered ...you have an orgy of ladies and birds in your flat whistle:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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AND NOW, AND NOW I have a mahoosive infestation of fooking ladybirds who are having some kind of clusterfuck on my ceiling. What is that about? I am about to try to hoover them off cussing:
Prepare for an infestation of greenfly once you have removed the ladybirds that were eating them whistle:
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AND NOW, AND NOW I have a mahoosive infestation of fooking ladybirds who are having some kind of clusterfuck on my ceiling. What is that about? I am about to try to hoover them off cussing:
Prepare for an infestation of greenfly once you have removed the ladybirds that were eating them whistle:
And a gubbed hoover... whistle:
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Well hoovering the ladybirds swarm of the ceiling worked a treat eveilgrin:
Mind you, they are now breeding inside the hoover scared2:
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Well hoovering the ladybirds swarm of the ceiling worked a treat eveilgrin:
Mind you, they are now breeding inside the hoover scared2:
And a gubbed hoover... whistle:
whistle:
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I am going to set fire to the hoover bag, like angel1
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Well hoovering the ladybirds swarm of the ceiling worked a treat eveilgrin:
Mind you, they are now breeding inside the hoover scared2:
I do the same with flour moths rubschin:
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I am going to set fire to the hoover bag, like angel1
And a gubbed hoover... whistle:
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