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Title: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 07:39:35 AM
Meet the new boss - exactly the fooking same as the old boss!  cussing:

Christus, it could have been Blunkett on there this morning...  noooo:
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2010, 07:50:27 AM
As it's been said many a time "It doesn't matter who you vote for you get the government"

Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 07:52:42 AM
As it's been said many a time "It doesn't matter who you vote for you get the government"



Correct Uncle...  ;D

Are you retired today?
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 18, 2010, 07:56:55 AM
 noooo:

November 26th is my last day.
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2010, 08:08:40 AM
How are you feeling about it ?
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 08:11:28 AM
How are you feeling about it ?

I told you, it was just like listening to Blunkett on there!  cussing:
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2010, 08:14:36 AM
Not you Spongehead  noooo:
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 08:15:44 AM
Not you Spongehead  noooo:

Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2010, 08:18:35 AM
Speaking of Blunkett I heard that his dog "Sadie" is due to retire..... apparently she has met soooo many VIPs (Dubya Bush, Maggie Thatcher, Sarkozy etc etc) who have patted her and she loved the attention BUT she barked at Putin  eeek:

That dog knows summat!
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 08:19:59 AM
Speaking of Blunkett I heard that his dog "Sadie" is due to retire..... apparently she has met soooo many VIPs (Dubya Bush, Maggie Thatcher, Sarkozy etc etc) who have patted her and she loved the attention BUT she barked at Putin  eeek:

That dog knows summat!

I heard that old shite too... obviously a slow news day on the Beeb... Otters and female priests seemed to dominate this morning...  noooo:
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 18, 2010, 08:25:41 AM
And the fact that 35 'business leaders' have got together to write a letter ........their parents must be so proud  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2010, 08:28:53 AM
On the subject of dogs and parents ..... The local rozzers take a sniffer dog into the THW's school once a month, pick a class at random and check out the kids. Last month two children (One from Year 7 and one from year 11) were seen to be escorted from the premises by police and hastily summoned parents. Last week they picked the classroom occupied at the time by the THW and her geology teacher. No other kids in that day as it was an AS level class and the other two taking the subject were off with colds. The dog showed interest in the teacher  eeek: who had to empty his pockets (Asthma Inhaler and packet of Panadol found) Teacher had to remove jacket and leave it on his desk  then go to another room to be re-sniffed. Nothing untoward but very embarrassing for him.

The other local High School is "sniffed" weekly and they almost always find something!

What is the world coming to when after a year of this the dummies are still being caught? Don't kids ever learn?
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 08:40:26 AM
On the subject of dogs and parents ..... The local rozzers take a sniffer dog into the THW's school once a month, pick a class at random and check out the kids. Last month two children (One from Year 7 and one from year 11) were seen to be escorted from the premises by police and hastily summoned parents. Last week they picked the classroom occupied at the time by the THW and her geology teacher. No other kids in that day as it was an AS level class and the other two taking the subject were off with colds. The dog showed interest in the teacher  eeek: who had to empty his pockets (Asthma Inhaler and packet of Panadol found) Teacher had to remove jacket and leave it on his desk  then go to another room to be re-sniffed. Nothing untoward but very embarrassing for him.

The other local High School is "sniffed" weekly and they almost always find something!

What is the world coming to when after a year of this the dummies are still being caught? Don't kids ever learn?

happy001
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Snoopy on October 18, 2010, 08:53:31 AM
Best event to date, according to the THW, was when the Rozzers picked on a chemistry room (the classes have numbers but no names) .... fecking dog went demented, barking at every cupboard. When the police demanded that the cupboards be opened Dr XXXXX obliged by unlocking each one in turn, grinning broadly. Stuffed full of chemicals as you would expect! You would have thought that 25 kids sat in front of bunsen burners would have given them a clue. Exit rozzers with  redface: only to bump into the visiting school nurse ..... in whom the dog also showed a great deal of interest......... Until she revealed that her bitch, which was in her car, was in heat!

Police left the premises to hoots of laughter from all the kids and most of the staff. They now have a new dog.
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Barman on October 18, 2010, 09:51:30 AM
Best event to date, according to the THW, was when the Rozzers picked on a chemistry room (the classes have numbers but no names) .... fecking dog went demented, barking at every cupboard. When the police demanded that the cupboards be opened Dr XXXXX obliged by unlocking each one in turn, grinning broadly. Stuffed full of chemicals as you would expect! You would have thought that 25 kids sat in front of bunsen burners would have given them a clue. Exit rozzers with  redface: only to bump into the visiting school nurse ..... in whom the dog also showed a great deal of interest......... Until she revealed that her bitch, which was in her car, was in heat!

Police left the premises to hoots of laughter from all the kids and most of the staff. They now have a new dog.

happy001
Title: Re: Theresa May on Today
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 18, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
There was an incident on the news a couple of weeks back where a young lad after his hash fix tried ringing his dealer but managed to misdial one digit, unfortunately that put him through to the local sheriff who happily arranged a meet and then scared the life out of the eejit.  lol: