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Title: Down on the Farm
Post by: Just One More on October 23, 2010, 09:48:03 AM
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.  Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.  He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over  his  corduroy trousers. Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What the feck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something  sexy to a tractor......"
Title: Re: Down on the Farm
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 23, 2010, 09:50:28 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Down on the Farm
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2010, 10:18:58 AM
JOM .... You seem to attract classic jokes. Or perhaps you have some strange friends.
Title: Re: Down on the Farm
Post by: Barman on October 23, 2010, 11:37:44 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Down on the Farm
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2010, 05:21:00 PM
JOM .... You seem to attract classic jokes. Or perhaps you have some strange friends.

He dusent know me popurly yet...just weight. noooo: