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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on October 25, 2010, 12:23:12 PM
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Apparently today is LBD day ( Little Black Dress ) rubschin:
Anyone wanting to drop a dress size in order to wear one of these for Crimbo should start their diet today October 25th is the last chance to start a 'sensible' diet to fit into party dresses, according to nutritionists.
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Why would I want to? rubschin:
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Well you would want improved scenery I'd imagine Shrugs:
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Apparently today is LBD day ( Little Black Dress ) rubschin:
Anyone wanting to drop a dress size in order to wear one of these for Crimbo should start their diet today October 25th is the last chance to start a 'sensible' diet to fit into party dresses, according to nutritionists.
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Wouldn't that depend on how overweight you were...? rubschin:
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I probably need a diet to fit into my little black number as well. rubschin:
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Wouldn't that depend on how overweight you were...? rubschin:
Dont think so....6 weeks to lose 1 dress size is all they are suggesting it takes ....whatever dress size you start out at rubschin:
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I probably need a diet to fit into my little black number as well. rubschin:
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Is this for your retirement bash ? Popcorn:
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noooo:
Only seem to attend "Lounge Suit" dos these days. Actually have just received an invite to an Evening Reception with the Lord Mayor of the City, it seems I've won two tickets in a draw for those who've registered their companys for voting rights.
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Black Tie surely? cool14:
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Lounge Suit.
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Wouldn't that depend on how overweight you were...? rubschin:
Dont think so....6 weeks to lose 1 dress size is all they are suggesting it takes ....whatever dress size you start out at rubschin:
OIC cool14:
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I reckon I could get into any of those without a dress size being lost eyes:
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I reckon I could get into any of those without a dress size being lost eyes:
Indeed but we belong to a generation that knows how a zip works ~ That which goes up .......... will also come down eyes:
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I reckon I could get into any of those without a dress size being lost eyes:
Modesty however would be a completely different matter lol:
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Those dresses are a bit long ain't they. Now I'm not saying that I like her, or the dress, but it's the right length ;) (well, she ain't bad s'pose)
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Look at the shoes...BM's going to have a seizure
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Yes but you have to have 6ft long legs to get away with wearing anything like that sad24:
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Yes but you have to have 6ft long legs to get away with wearing anything like that sad24:
Oh...I thought it was you...
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My avatar gave it away didn't it
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I tried using those smileys, but it wont let me for some reason Shrugs:
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Yeah it doesn't seem to like the forum coding ...so if you just select the 'Link directly to a smiley ' and do the same as you would do for a image you are posting then it seems to work .
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Yeah, well, I obviously tried that first whistle: but it still didn'y work Capt...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-computer003.gif&hash=5324e8d04bc1520af15f3d80101988c3ffb61ef5) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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A mere thank you would have been fine whistle:
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I'm much obliged ma'am...but it still didn't work...perhaps I should upgrade from this zx spectrum thingy...
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I had you down as a Commodore man lol:
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Nah...I preferred Junior Walker and the All Stars
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Going back to school. noooo:
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But , but . but ..it's half term eeek:
Are you breaking and entering again / rubschin:
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lol: lol: No I just fancied wearing an alluring school uniform for the day. eyes:
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lol: lol: No I just fancied wearing an alluring school uniform for the day. eyes:
eyes:
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I'm allured. Will we get pictures?
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I'm allured. Will we get pictures?
Did she not send you the pictures...? eeek:
I thought we all got them... redface:
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Must be your bigger bandwidth eeek:
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Must be your bigger bandwidth eeek:
That must be it... razz:
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Going back to school. noooo:
In preparation for the bewitching hour rubschin:
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And BM?
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And BM?
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;D
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Working out if the clock's go back this weekend rubschin:
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They do. Spring forward.... Fall back.
Knowing Growler's feelings on the subject I am now scared:
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and that's this weekend isn't it not next whistle:
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and that's this weekend isn't it not next whistle:
This or next.... whistle:
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lol: lol:
For the avoidance of doubt:
Sunday, 31 October 2010 at 2am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00PPPt7EJqo
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I probably need a diet to fit into my little black number as well. rubschin:
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Need to build up your head a bit by the looks of it.
I would have thought, eyes, nose and mouth are pretty much essential for christmas 'do's. whistle:
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lol: lol: No I just fancied wearing an alluring school uniform for the day. eyes:
I was surrounded by idiots. noooo: I should have known better. evil:
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lol: lol: No I just fancied wearing an alluring school uniform for the day. eyes:
I was surrounded by idiots. noooo: I should have known better. evil:
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Winning a competition rubschin:
A girl in the office entered our team for some competition ( it was an office based comp or something) - anyways she won eeek: .
So what's the prize ? , what are we looking forward to as a treat today ?, don't get too ahead of yourselves now sad24:
50 pots of these....
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Vegetables in a pot ...whoop de doo....no wonder they are giving them away noooo:
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The moral ......... always check the potential gain before investing time or money. ;)
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Collecting new specs.
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Collecting new specs.
Ooh, mine should be delivered today
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Collecting new specs.
Ooh, mine should be delivered today
Your spectacles my lord
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I wish my contact lenses were delivered like that, with a head and body attached obviously.
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Collecting new specs.
Ooh, mine should be delivered today
They're here, just as well I never use a glasses case. Magenta is sooooooo not me ;)
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I use spectacle cases to keep fishing floats in, colour doesn't matter.
Meanwhile a spare pair of specs are rattling around loose in the tackle box in case I break my usual specs or drop them into the river. confused:
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JOM I think that we should be the judge of that.
Domestic day today. evil:
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JOM I think that we should be the judge of that.
Domestic day today. evil:
I haven't had a domestic, for years. ;D
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lol: Domestic done. House-hunting now.
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End of month looms ...... accounts/invoices etc to be done.
I may be some time....... tunble: