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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 25, 2010, 01:44:41 PM

Title: The inevitable Glaswegian
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2010, 01:44:41 PM

Having finished a biggish piece of werk this morning I decided to have a pub lunch at my new and excellent local

http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/16/1619/Lincolnshire_Poacher/Nottingham (http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/16/1619/Lincolnshire_Poacher/Nottingham)
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One other guy in the bar. We nod politely and I order.

HIm: Wotchood dat hondootedley imjah paracetamol gan gerrito, eh?

Me: A-ha, yes indeed

HIm: hoch woos und mining engineersdan in wackfiled and got oom pension nooooooooooo, and what yo gan\?

Me: A ha, yes indeed

Him: Leicester!! LEICEsTER (angrily) fecking nig nogs, nooot in kilmarnock laddy, have tramply had em like

Me: Ah yes, indeed

WHY, is everyone lone drinker in a bar a fooking Glaswegian conversationalist?  cussing: cussing:

Title: Re: The inevitable Glaswegian
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2010, 02:23:28 PM

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: The inevitable Glaswegian
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 25, 2010, 02:30:40 PM

Never mind Nick.


Did you buy him lunch?

Title: Re: The inevitable Glaswegian
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 03:39:54 PM

Its the ginger hair, they think you are a kindred spirit but haven't realised you don't have to be pissed to be cack handed  whistle:

Title: Re: The inevitable Glaswegian
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2010, 04:05:50 PM

I am a left handed non Ginger. I have reported you to Harriet Harperson  eveilgrin:

Title: Re: The inevitable Glaswegian
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 04:08:11 PM

And given all the nice things you have said about her on here previously I'm sure she will give your complaint her due care and attention.

Title: Re: The inevitable Glaswegian
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2010, 04:10:17 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 04:08:11 PM

And given all the nice things you have said about her on here previously I'm sure she will give your complaint her due care and attention.

 lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: The inevitable Glaswegian
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2010, 04:12:13 PM

Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2010, 04:08:11 PM

And given all the nice things you have said about her on here previously I'm sure she will give your complaint her due care and attention.

Hanno jemmy, fanny a meeeet riat ooootside yon pub tony

EH EH?  Mash yonn madgit

EH?