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Title: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2010, 09:13:56 AM
Had a Skype call from my mate with the pet elephant yesterday. Following a protracted dispute with the local council they have fled the country!!  eeek:

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/news/Boss-wrecked-caf-owed-money-suppliers/article-2726705-detail/article.html (http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/news/Boss-wrecked-caf-owed-money-suppliers/article-2726705-detail/article.html)

The cops are after them  scared2:  I wish I had known that when I invited them to come and stay here  scared2:

Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2010, 09:21:20 AM
Had a Skype call from my mate with the pet elephant yesterday. Following a protracted dispute with the local council they have fled the country!!  eeek:

http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/news/Boss-wrecked-caf-owed-money-suppliers/article-2726705-detail/article.html (http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/news/Boss-wrecked-caf-owed-money-suppliers/article-2726705-detail/article.html)

The cops are after them  scared2:  I wish I had known that when I invited them to come and stay here  scared2:



Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 09:23:37 AM

Bloody Hell Nick .... you do know some "Interesting" people.  noooo:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2010, 09:47:13 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2010, 09:49:26 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:

Good point well made!  lol:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 02, 2010, 10:15:22 AM
Anyone with information can phone DC John Wright on 01271 335277.

Give him a ring Nick ~ there might be a reward.
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2010, 10:18:04 AM
Nick the grass?  eeek:

Nick nicks?  eeek:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2010, 10:22:18 AM
Anyone with information can phone DC John Wright on 01271 335277.

Give him a ring Nick ~ there might be a reward.
rubschin:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 10:28:22 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:


Or elephants on the game  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2010, 10:36:01 AM
Anyone with information can phone DC John Wright on 01271 335277.

Give him a ring Nick ~ there might be a reward.
rubschin:


Plod might charge you with perverting the course of justice if you don't call....  whistle:

Assuming they read this old shite of course...  noooo:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2010, 10:38:03 AM
Read it ....they are members  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 10:40:38 AM


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Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 10:42:56 AM
At least we'll know where you are Nick.

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Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2010, 10:44:01 AM
 scared2:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 02, 2010, 10:52:43 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:


Or elephants on the game  whistle:

Or game elephants.

Where do you find your friends Nick and why were you not invited to the party?  Did they think that you might break something? whistle:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2010, 10:54:15 AM

Oh gawd...  noooo:

poor Nick - I don't know what is worse, hookers in the stairwell or an elephant? Shrugs:

Or hookers that look like elephants  rubschin:


Or elephants on the game  whistle:

Or game elephants.

Where do you find your friends Nick and why were you not invited to the party?  Did they think that you might break something? whistle:

Don't say anything Nick - Miss C used to be plod!  eeek:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 10:55:09 AM
Plodette presumably  angel1
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2010, 10:55:58 AM
Sounded like a good party. It also sounds like they wanted things broken  eveilgrin:

He is a sculptor
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2010, 10:56:22 AM
Plodette presumably  angel1

Plodder?  lol:







 scared:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 02, 2010, 01:17:04 PM
Plodette presumably  angel1

Plodder?  lol:







 scared:

You're safe I still plod...


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Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 01:34:24 PM


Fooking fag break whilst some poor sod bleeds to death.  eeek:


Nothing changes does it?
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2010, 01:37:11 PM
Plodette presumably  angel1

Plodder?  lol:







 scared:

You're safe I still plod...


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Which one is you...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Snoopy on November 02, 2010, 01:48:44 PM


I resisted that as too obvious   ;)
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: GROWLER on November 02, 2010, 02:30:00 PM
Oh dear oh dear oh deary me.  sleep017

Have you thought about writing a book about your fantasies and fairy stories?  whistle:

Found any pixies and goblins residing in and amongst the extensive exclusive grounds surrounding your castle yet by chamce?  whistle:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Barman on November 02, 2010, 02:51:50 PM


I resisted that as too obvious   ;)

 redface:
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Nick on November 02, 2010, 03:45:57 PM
Oh dear oh dear oh deary me.  sleep017

Have you thought about writing a book about your fantasies and fairy stories?  whistle:

Found any pixies and goblins residing in and amongst the extensive exclusive grounds surrounding your castle yet by chamce?  whistle:

Check out the newspaper story  ::)
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Pirate on November 02, 2010, 06:13:09 PM
Look Nick...if your door goes in at 0500 tomorrow morning, it's fook all to do with me, okay?
Title: Re: Buy loads of collapso, have a big party and flee the country
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 02, 2010, 06:52:51 PM
I think you will be at the back of the queue Pirate don't you worry  whistle: