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Title: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2010, 08:45:12 PM
Went into me newsagents to buy a stamp and hurl my daily insults at Mr Slobby this morn. cloud9:

The assistant was in the back room, and I could see her hurling boxes of butties into the bin. eeek:

OI! I exclaimed. Whatya doin' with them I asks?

They've gone past their eat by date, so we have to bin 'em.

Oh no you don't I excitedly retorted.
Give us a couple and I'll scoff them for me nosebag later, so she did.

Egg and bacon with sald and mayonnaise was consumed at lunchtime. cloud9:
Most yumster on fresh brown sweet as a nut nutty bread, and a price tag of £zero. cloud9:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 08:48:40 PM
Trots...  noooo:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2010, 08:50:01 PM
Trots...  noooo:

No. Gorra buffalo gut made out of reinforced girders.
9 hours on and I'm just fine. happy088

I tell you, they tasted fresh to me.
Soft as a babies arse so to speak. cloud9:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 08:51:05 PM
Mega-trots...  noooo:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2010, 08:52:38 PM
How far past the sell by date were they ?
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2010, 08:52:44 PM
Mega-trots...  noooo:

Nah. I'm just fine.
This sell by /eat by date nonsense is just that.
H&S shite that's all...to cover their arses like.

I'm going back on Monday for more. cloud9:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2010, 08:53:49 PM
How far past the sell by date were they ?

9 hours. Bloody joke, and utter waste! Shrugs:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 08:55:24 PM
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Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 05, 2010, 08:56:03 PM
No worries then ....in fact you are saving them on their refuse charges . Local hero actually  lol:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2010, 08:56:14 PM
Isn't there a name for bin rummagers?

Tell you, they tasted twice as nice cus they were free, and I'm doing the landfill a service too.
A win win situation, and highly recommeneded.

Some say, I'm a tight arse.
I say, I agree. lol:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 08:57:48 PM
Isn't there a name for bin rummagers?

Tell you, they tasted twice as nice cus they were free, and I'm doing the landfill a service too.
A win win situation, and highly recommeneded.

Some say, I'm a tight arse.
I say, I agree. lol:

You were....   point:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2010, 08:58:05 PM
No worries then ....in fact you are saving them on their refuse charges . Local hero actually  lol:

Correct.

I did check them for fungus first like. You have to be careful like.

I'm off to the Asda now anyway....back entrance first like. whistle:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2010, 09:07:09 PM
I thought this was about the lunch I bought you when you set fire to all that mayonnaise, like  noooo:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2010, 09:10:25 PM
I thought this was about the lunch I bought you when you set fire to all that mayonnaise, like  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: A free lunch does exist!
Post by: GROWLER on November 05, 2010, 11:23:23 PM
I thought this was about the lunch I bought you when you set fire to all that mayonnaise, like  noooo:

You see. this is EXACTLY what gets right upon my tits with you, yes YOU!
Total and utter exageration of the real story.

I DID NOT set fire to the mayonaise at all, DID I? noooo:
NO, and you know it. ::)

I merely 'helped' myself to gain entry into the sachet contents, by 'tickling' and 'softening' the leading edge of said sachet with the aid of a flame, that is all, ok?  ::)

As for the meal being free, I actually had to pay, by virtue of the fact that I had to actually be there with you to eat it.

Next? ::)