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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on November 05, 2010, 08:45:12 PM
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Went into me newsagents to buy a stamp and hurl my daily insults at Mr Slobby this morn. cloud9:
The assistant was in the back room, and I could see her hurling boxes of butties into the bin. eeek:
OI! I exclaimed. Whatya doin' with them I asks?
They've gone past their eat by date, so we have to bin 'em.
Oh no you don't I excitedly retorted.
Give us a couple and I'll scoff them for me nosebag later, so she did.
Egg and bacon with sald and mayonnaise was consumed at lunchtime. cloud9:
Most yumster on fresh brown sweet as a nut nutty bread, and a price tag of £zero. cloud9:
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Trots... noooo:
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Trots... noooo:
No. Gorra buffalo gut made out of reinforced girders.
9 hours on and I'm just fine. happy088
I tell you, they tasted fresh to me.
Soft as a babies arse so to speak. cloud9:
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Mega-trots... noooo:
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How far past the sell by date were they ?
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Mega-trots... noooo:
Nah. I'm just fine.
This sell by /eat by date nonsense is just that.
H&S shite that's all...to cover their arses like.
I'm going back on Monday for more. cloud9:
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How far past the sell by date were they ?
9 hours. Bloody joke, and utter waste! Shrugs:
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No worries then ....in fact you are saving them on their refuse charges . Local hero actually lol:
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Isn't there a name for bin rummagers?
Tell you, they tasted twice as nice cus they were free, and I'm doing the landfill a service too.
A win win situation, and highly recommeneded.
Some say, I'm a tight arse.
I say, I agree. lol:
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Isn't there a name for bin rummagers?
Tell you, they tasted twice as nice cus they were free, and I'm doing the landfill a service too.
A win win situation, and highly recommeneded.
Some say, I'm a tight arse.
I say, I agree. lol:
You were.... point:
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No worries then ....in fact you are saving them on their refuse charges . Local hero actually lol:
Correct.
I did check them for fungus first like. You have to be careful like.
I'm off to the Asda now anyway....back entrance first like. whistle:
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I thought this was about the lunch I bought you when you set fire to all that mayonnaise, like noooo:
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I thought this was about the lunch I bought you when you set fire to all that mayonnaise, like noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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I thought this was about the lunch I bought you when you set fire to all that mayonnaise, like noooo:
You see. this is EXACTLY what gets right upon my tits with you, yes YOU!
Total and utter exageration of the real story.
I DID NOT set fire to the mayonaise at all, DID I? noooo:
NO, and you know it. ::)
I merely 'helped' myself to gain entry into the sachet contents, by 'tickling' and 'softening' the leading edge of said sachet with the aid of a flame, that is all, ok? ::)
As for the meal being free, I actually had to pay, by virtue of the fact that I had to actually be there with you to eat it.
Next? ::)