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Title: Times of activity
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2007, 08:40:17 AM
When you check the activity times of members, does that show the LAST time they were on, i.e. the time they logged off or are currently on, or the time they logged on?
Also, how come Guests can gain access to reading members profiles?
I don't think that's right tbh. noooo:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Bar Wench on July 19, 2007, 09:04:39 AM
I don't know about the time thing, but with profiles if you are a guest you can't really see anything of a sensitive nature.

For instance,

Name:  Bar Wench
Posts:  1504 (19.038 per day)
Position:  Administrator
Karma:  -45 
Date Registered:  May 01, 2007, 09:57:18 AM
Last Active:  Today at 10:03:19 AM

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ICQ: 
AIM:   
MSN:   
YIM:   
Email:  hidden 
Website:   
Current Status:   Offline 

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Gender:   
Age: N/A
Location: 
Local Time: July 19, 2007, 10:03:53 AM
Language:  

If I log out that is all I see on my profile viewing it as a guest.
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2007, 09:22:12 AM
WHO'S ONLINE
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 Bar Wench  10:18:22 AM,  ACTION (viewing)....Nothing, or nothing you can see...

WHAT pray, is THAT all about then ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Bar Wench on July 19, 2007, 09:25:37 AM
WHO'S ONLINE
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 Bar Wench  10:18:22 AM,  ACTION (viewing)....Nothing, or nothing you can see...

WHAT pray, is THAT all about then ey? whistle:

That means I am doing something private. A gentleman wouldn't question it.  redface:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Snoopy on July 19, 2007, 09:25:59 AM
That'll be when she is in the cellar ~ where the customers don't get to see.
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Bar Wench on July 19, 2007, 09:26:44 AM
That'll be when she is in the cellar ~ where the customers don't get to see.

Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Snoopy on July 19, 2007, 09:29:10 AM
That'll be when she is in the cellar ~ where the customers don't get to see.

Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Not to mention topping up the Talisker bottle  eeek:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2007, 09:43:14 AM
Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Euphemism for for visit to the gynecologist perhaps  eeek:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Bar Wench on July 19, 2007, 09:47:02 AM

 A gentleman wouldn't mention it.  redface:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2007, 09:47:10 AM
Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Euphemism for for visit to the gynecologist perhaps  eeek:

Talking of which UM. How did you get on with your 'giblets inspection'?
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2007, 09:47:51 AM

 A gentleman wouldn't mention it.  redface:


Where, where, where? lol:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2007, 10:00:03 AM
Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Euphemism for for visit to the gynecologist perhaps  eeek:

Talking of which UM. How did you get on with your 'giblets inspection'?

Should have been yesterday but was postposed until late August because of an urgent case. Luckily I was advised before I started taking the laxative medication.  eeek:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2007, 10:02:57 AM
Cleaning the pipes and pickling more eggs.

Euphemism for for visit to the gynecologist perhaps  eeek:

Talking of which UM. How did you get on with your 'giblets inspection'?

Should have been yesterday but was postposed until late August because of an urgent case. Luckily I was advised before I started taking the laxative medication.  eeek:

So your case isn't urgent then I suppose. ::)

You wouldn't be going if it wasn't, surely?
Bloody NHS! evil:
Probably some random Muslim with burns has taken your slot. evil:
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2007, 10:28:12 AM

So your case isn't urgent then I suppose. ::)

You wouldn't be going if it wasn't, surely?
Bloody NHS! evil:
Probably some random Muslim with burns has taken your slot. evil:

You don't need a colonoscopy for burns ~ not unless it's caused by getting a rocket up your backside.  ;)

I don't have a problem with the postponement as it's only a precautionary investigation to see if I've grown any new polyps.  shocked003
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Snoopy on July 19, 2007, 11:02:29 AM

So your case isn't urgent then I suppose. ::)

You wouldn't be going if it wasn't, surely?
Bloody NHS! evil:
Probably some random Muslim with burns has taken your slot. evil:

You don't need a colonoscopy for burns ~ not unless it's caused by getting a rocket up your backside.  ;)

I don't have a problem with the postponement as it's only a precautionary investigation to see if I've grown any new polyps.  shocked003


From previous posts we know that you and I both have this "problem".
I have too say the stuff they give you to take prior to attending the procedure is pretty potent stuff ain't it! eeek:
I didn't know I could sh*t so much .... thought me f*cking brains would eventually come out too.
(Nicely "on topic" since this is posted in "The Brains Trust")
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 19, 2007, 11:10:52 AM
I have too say the stuff they give you to take prior to attending the procedure is pretty potent stuff ain't it! eeek:
I didn't know I could sh*t so much .... thought me f*cking brains would eventually come out too.
(Nicely "on topic" since this is posted in "The Brains Trust")

Tell me about it! ~ it's the worse part of the procedure.

Best bit is the cup of tea and a slice of toast afterwards.
Title: Re: Times of activity
Post by: Snoopy on July 19, 2007, 11:16:26 AM
Tea AND Toast! All I got was "You can go home now ~ we'll write and tell you if we find anything nasty in the lab ~ if we don't then we'll call you back to have another one in five years .... just in case it they come back" as I walked John Wayne style toward the day ward doors.