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Title: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 10:48:00 AM
Ice skating  noooo:
Horse riding  noooo:
Drinking Mezcal  noooo:
Cooking and eating a whole squid  noooo:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 10:49:37 AM
Um...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 11:02:34 AM
So much to say and so little time.  rubschin:


TBH there is not one experience I would rather not have had but many that I would not want to try again.
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 21, 2010, 11:12:32 AM
Marriage  whistle:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 11:16:44 AM
So much to say and so little time.  rubschin:


TBH there is not one experience I would rather not have had but many that I would not want to try again.
Popcorn:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 01:24:00 PM
Marriage  whistle:


That, my pet, was the triumph of hope over experience.  noooo:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2010, 04:02:59 PM
Marriage  whistle:

 rubschin: How about: "Things you did once but said you would never do again"?
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 04:05:08 PM
Like when BM has too much collapso, like, and says things like "Ooh, my head  surrender:" nearly every day  ::)
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2010, 04:10:02 PM
Like when BM has too much collapso, like, and says things like "Ooh, my head  surrender:" nearly every day  ::)

That's the kind of thing.
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2010, 04:11:56 PM
 rubschin:

Never again like...  redface:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2010, 04:13:04 PM
My lovely thread  noooo: Ruined  sad24:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
My lovely thread  noooo: Ruined  sad24:

Sort of in the title, innit?  ;)
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Pirate on November 22, 2010, 01:37:54 AM
Eat prawns... sick2: all night, and the day after...
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2010, 07:42:27 AM
Not bother to put the lid on the milk bottle when returning it to the fridge so it goes all over when the bottle falls over when you close the fridge door like....  evil:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 12:05:42 PM
Believe the ex wife that she has taken her pill like. surrender:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Pirate on November 22, 2010, 07:47:06 PM
Was that pre-ex or post-ex?

Could have been a grudge baby, like... maybe someone had it in for you...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love031.gif&hash=0bf3e619607f70c73701d2c63ec417743cffd4fd) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2010, 08:39:42 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 10:41:48 PM
Was that pre-ex or post-ex?

Could have been a grudge baby, like... maybe someone had it in for you...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love031.gif&hash=0bf3e619607f70c73701d2c63ec417743cffd4fd) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Pre -ex.

Both of them look very much like me, apart from the hair bit.
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2010, 10:43:21 PM
Was that pre-ex or post-ex?

Could have been a grudge baby, like... maybe someone had it in for you...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love031.gif&hash=0bf3e619607f70c73701d2c63ec417743cffd4fd) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Pre -ex.

Both of them look very much like me, apart from the hair bit.

Perhaps marrying women who look like you isn't the best idea.
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2010, 10:48:33 PM
Both kids, not the ex.
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 06:15:37 PM
Why do I never learn about Superglue?  noooo:

Still, at least I have no fingerprints now  evil:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 06:32:49 PM
Why do I never learn about Superglue?  noooo:

Still, at least I have no fingerprints now  evil:

See also: - Paint stripper...  noooo:

I bought a mahoosive 4l tin of it today  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
You two do make the concept of evolution a bit suspect  whistle:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 06:55:36 PM
You two do make the concept of evolution a bit suspect  whistle:

Nonsense!  cussing:

We're both heading for Darwin awards!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 07:59:37 PM
And BM will win  cloud9:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 08:01:03 PM
And BM will win  cloud9:

 rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2015, 09:05:10 AM
Go to IKEA  evil:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2015, 09:27:19 AM
Go to IKEA  evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2015, 09:58:56 AM
Go to IKEA  evil:
  noooo:  do it right and it can be hilarious watching all the idiots getting it so wrong
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2015, 10:16:03 AM
Go to IKEA  evil:
  noooo:  do it right and it can be hilarious watching all the idiots getting it so wrong

Go with Nick you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: boogs on December 07, 2015, 10:24:25 AM
Go to IKEA  evil:

IKEA is great it is just common sense ::) but then again  whistle:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2015, 10:57:21 AM
I'm with Nick ( eeek:)...

I've only ever been once - to that one in Wembley when it first opened...

I thought it was shyte...  noooo:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2015, 11:49:42 AM
I'm with Nick ( eeek:)...

I've only ever been once - to that one in Wembley when it first opened...

I thought it was shyte...  noooo:
Oh noes it can be so good watching people trying to get a truck load of tat into an aged Ford Fiesta and deciding which once beloved partner/child will ave to be dumped.  They should sell tickets

And their food is dirt cheap and not bad


Have I ever told you about me, the Ikea rat and being silly?  redface:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 07, 2015, 12:20:36 PM
Have I ever told you about me, the Ikea rat and being silly?  redface:

 ::) Yes, every time Ikea is mentioned.

Also your time sitting on Santa's knee, only to find it was Jimmy Savile.
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Barman on December 07, 2015, 12:30:35 PM
Have I ever told you about me, the Ikea rat and being silly?  redface:

 ::) Yes, every time Ikea is mentioned.

Also your time sitting on Santa's knee, only to find it was Jimmy Savile.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Things you have done once but would NEVER do again
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2015, 12:59:29 PM
Have I ever told you about me, the Ikea rat and being silly?  redface:

 ::) Yes, every time Ikea is mentioned.

Also your time sitting on Santa's knee, only to find it was Jimmy Savile.
Ooh you bitch  evil:

but bitch with a vivid imagination