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Title: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 07:44:32 AM

Leaving aside "To do good, lurve your fellow man and bring about World Peace" ~

Whaddya REALLY want for Christmas?  Xmas6:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 08:13:29 AM
Cash will do thanks Snoops...  cloud9:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 08:20:32 AM
Dream on Buster!

I told you I'm all spent out due to boiler repairs, extra logs, electric heating etc.
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Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 23, 2010, 09:54:25 AM
I can honestly say there's nothing I want for Christmas. When there is something I want I go out and buy it. Thus ensuring I get exactly what I want.
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: tel on November 23, 2010, 10:07:57 AM
A job would be nice.
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:09:34 AM
Doesn't take a genius to work out mine I think
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 10:41:37 AM
I realise that Miss D  happy100


Remember the good times .... that's what she would have wanted you to do.

Listen very carefully and you'll hear her saying "DON'T let it spoil your Christmas!"
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 23, 2010, 10:46:23 AM
I know ...but I never did what I was told  lol: .


Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 23, 2010, 10:58:36 AM
We all will be here on and off over Christmas.

Whether that's a good thing.  rubschin:   
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Pastis on November 23, 2010, 11:54:51 AM
I'd like to be somewhere sunny and warm and out of earshot of Aled Jones
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 12:10:59 PM
 shocked003

A National Treasure! I do hope you aren't laying plans to cross the Severn  noooo:



You'll be slagging off Charlotte Church next!
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: apc2010 on November 23, 2010, 12:31:57 PM
Online Cluedo...... whistle:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 12:37:29 PM
Online Cluedo...... whistle:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 12:38:32 PM
Online Cluedo...... whistle:
   

  
  
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Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:20:15 PM
I confidently expect two Amazon vouchers from my sisters. They in turn will receive precisely the same, thus negating the whole transaction. I may get a token gift from The Boy.

Um, that's it  sad24:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:27:34 PM
I confidently expect two Amazon vouchers from my sisters. They in turn will receive precisely the same, thus negating the whole transaction. I may get a token gift from The Boy.

Um, that's it  sad24:

The thread title is what do you WANT for Xmas...  ::)
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2010, 01:28:29 PM
No more large bills being posted in the box like.
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:29:12 PM
I confidently expect two Amazon vouchers from my sisters. They in turn will receive precisely the same, thus negating the whole transaction. I may get a token gift from The Boy.

Um, that's it  sad24:

The thread title is what do you WANT for Xmas...  ::)
Amazon vouchers, you dolt!!
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:30:20 PM
I confidently expect two Amazon vouchers from my sisters. They in turn will receive precisely the same, thus negating the whole transaction. I may get a token gift from The Boy.

Um, that's it  sad24:

The thread title is what do you WANT for Xmas...  ::)
Amazon vouchers, you dolt!!

Looks like you are going to get what you want then - stop wining....  whistle:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:33:38 PM
I was on topic you twit, that is why you got confuzzled.
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 01:33:52 PM
I confidently expect two Amazon vouchers from my sisters. They in turn will receive precisely the same, thus negating the whole transaction. I may get a token gift from The Boy.

Um, that's it  sad24:

The thread title is what do you WANT for Xmas...  ::)
Amazon vouchers, you dolt!!

Looks like you are going to get what you want then - stop wining....  whistle:

Pedantry Alert!


Nah ~ I'll let somebody else do it  whistle:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 01:34:10 PM
You called?

I confidently expect two Amazon vouchers from my sisters. They in turn will receive precisely the same, thus negating the whole transaction. I may get a token gift from The Boy.

Um, that's it  sad24:

The thread title is what do you WANT for Xmas...  ::)
Amazon vouchers, you dolt!!

Looks like you are going to get what you want then - stop wining....  whistle:

You wine, he whines.   whistle:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 01:35:24 PM
We are surrounded by an idiot  noooo:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:36:10 PM
You all knew wot I ment like!  cussing:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2010, 01:37:16 PM
Use the spiel chequer like!
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:37:52 PM
Use the spiel chequer like!

I did!  lol:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2010, 01:41:09 PM
Use the spiel chequer like!

I did!  lol:

Change the setting from 'ignoramus' to 'dolt' and it will work better for you.
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2010, 01:45:02 PM
Use the spiel chequer like!

I did!  lol:

Change the setting from 'ignoramus' to 'dolt' and it will work better for you.

happy001
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 24, 2010, 11:21:25 AM
I have my eye on some very nice art deco glass.
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Pastis on November 24, 2010, 12:00:46 PM
I've changed my mind. I want some digital vernier calipers  razz:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2010, 12:05:53 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 12:32:24 PM
 shrugs:

Well that won't be your Secret Santa pressy  noooo:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2010, 03:20:33 PM
I've changed my mind. I want some digital vernier calipers  razz:

I've got some...  cloud9:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 03:26:32 PM
shrugs:

Well that won't be your Secret Santa pressy  noooo:

 redface: Completely mis-read that...thought it said 'Secret Santa pussy'
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 24, 2010, 03:31:03 PM
There was no need to clarify  lol:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Pirate on November 24, 2010, 03:54:15 PM
No. I don't suppose there was... cry:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2010, 12:12:40 AM
We are surrounded by an idiot  noooo:

BM off the diet then?  whistle:

Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 12:44:14 PM
He is on the Callapso diet as opposed to the Calypso diet which he was on.  He now has to drink two bottles of red on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays and two bottles of white on the other days. noooo:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 12:46:05 PM
And the bottle of sherry is just in case the vicar calls round  spider:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 01:05:35 PM
Yumster - [hic]  redface:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2010, 02:29:02 PM
He is on the Callapso diet as opposed to the Calypso diet which he was on.  He now has to drink two bottles of red on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays and two bottles of white on the other days. noooo:

Thought he seemed to be making more sense than usual  lol:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 02:31:50 PM
He is on the Callapso diet as opposed to the Calypso diet which he was on.  He now has to drink two bottles of red on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays and two bottles of white on the other days. noooo:

Thought he seemed to be making more sense than usual  lol:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 30, 2010, 11:23:50 PM
I've found BM's christmas pressie

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11874166

 whistle:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2010, 06:55:53 AM
 lol:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 01, 2010, 10:08:20 AM
 lol: Judging by the shape of that thing there may be some brain left in it.  If only BM had a brain the two could merge as it is he will have to be content with half a brain. noooo:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2010, 10:19:29 AM
lol: Judging by the shape of that thing there may be some brain left in it.  If only BM had a brain the two could merge as it is he will have to be content with half a brain. noooo:

 confused2:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 01, 2010, 11:40:51 PM
lol: Judging by the shape of that thing there may be some brain left in it.  If only BM had a brain the two could merge as it is he will have to be content with half a brain. noooo:

'All I want for Christmas is my 2 front lobes...'  whistle:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Pirate on December 10, 2010, 11:26:34 PM
A warning to those out there with loved ones wives to buy for...

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1543292789?bctid=3130509001
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 16, 2010, 06:35:10 PM
I now know what I want for Christmas, a Tron bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&hl=en&v=ivPheV77JcU&gl=US
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 19, 2010, 05:56:30 PM
I am sooo looking forward to sleeping on a proper bed and having a long hot shower in a warm room.  Roll on Thursday afternoon. cloud9:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2010, 06:12:30 PM
You are off to a TraveLodge?  eeek:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on December 19, 2010, 06:31:42 PM
 noooo:Premier Inn.  I did invite you over if you recall. angel1
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Pastis on December 20, 2010, 08:55:09 PM
I've changed my mind. I want some digital vernier calipers  razz:

I believe I have them  cloud9:
The package rattles but apparently that is something to do with a spare battery  rubschin:

My nephews declared the present to be "The most boring present evah, yeah. I mean what d'you do with them, right? Measure stuff 'n' shit? It's not like a game or anything is it? ... "

 ::)
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 08:56:13 PM
I've changed my mind. I want some digital vernier calipers  razz:

I believe I have them  cloud9:
The package rattles but apparently that is something to do with a spare battery  rubschin:

My nephews declared the present to be "The most boring present evah, yeah. I mean what d'you do with them, right? Measure stuff 'n' shit? It's not like a game or anything is it? ... "

 ::)


 lol: lol: lol:

They are cooooll....  cloud9:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 09:04:33 PM
I have everything I want... just wish they were all in the same location.  ;)
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 09:06:32 PM
That's gravity for you. As wimmin get older stuff sort of moves south.  noooo:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 09:09:13 PM
That's gravity for you. As wimmin get older stuff sort of moves south.  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 20, 2010, 11:16:47 PM
That's gravity for you. As wimmin get older stuff sort of moves south.  noooo:
lol: lol: lol:

Not just wimmin I'm afraid. You wait sonny.  surrender:
Title: Re: So ~ WHAT do YOU want for Christmas
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2010, 08:27:06 AM
I thought Nick had alreay moved a bit further south  rubschin: