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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on November 23, 2010, 02:09:37 PM
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My mate PD calls. He has become a grandpa. The girl is called Ava, it seems.
Pity that the family surname of his daughter is Brown! noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
Could have been worse - could've been Larf!
happy001
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Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..
This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?
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Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..
This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?
I don't care how many times I have told you lot before about my real life pal called Richard Head, I am telling you again.
Sod off AFFs!
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Bettcha he introduces himself as Ricky spider:
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Or Dick Willy..... my bruvva cloud9:
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What were Mr & Mrs Bottom thinking of? eeek:
John William Morgan was born on 22 March 1880 in Harrodsburg, Mercer County, Kentucky, USA. He was the son of Joseph Morgan and Martha A. F. Dye. He married Ophelia Bottom on 25 December 1900 in Harrodsburg, Mercer County, Kentucky, USA. He died in June 1971 at age 91.
noooo:
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Bumped into an ex a while back who told me she now had a daughter called Destiny.
She wasn't overly impressed when I asked if she was named after the nightclub she was concieved around the back of. whistle:
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Seem quite knowledgeable there GM....best keep on moving before the CSA tracks you down lol:
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What about that Russian prostitute
Geton Yourbackyerbitch noooo:
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Seem quite knowledgeable there GM....best keep on moving before the CSA tracks you down lol:
Oh I'm knowledgeable, her antics behind a nightclub were the reason I got shot of her. Just couldnt resist the comment when I saw her. redface:
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People I have know are Michael Hunt (never abbreviated to Mike), Annette Curtin, Chirs Raper and Richard Hardun. And as for Bill Lear, who called his daughter Chanda !
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Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..
This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?
One of my colleagues is called John Thomas, a great bloke who must have heard sniggers all through his life
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Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..
This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?
One of my colleagues is called John Thomas, a great bloke who must have heard sniggers all through his life
Stifled Sniggers? eeek: I used to go to school with him!
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Seem quite knowledgeable there GM....best keep on moving before the CSA tracks you down lol:
Oh I'm knowledgeable, her antics behind a nightclub were the reason I got shot of her. Just couldnt resist the comment when I saw her. redface:
The child id lucky not to be called Garage or Bikeshed then.
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Seem quite knowledgeable there GM....best keep on moving before the CSA tracks you down lol:
Oh I'm knowledgeable, her antics behind a nightclub were the reason I got shot of her. Just couldnt resist the comment when I saw her. redface:
The child id lucky not to be called Garage or Bikeshed then.
Or Asda Carpark
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Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..
This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?
One of my colleagues is called John Thomas, a great bloke who must have heard sniggers all through his life
Stifled Sniggers? eeek: I used to go to school with him!
You had a classmate called Stifled Sniggers? How bizarre. I have another colleague called Stafford Strange
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Many parents fail to see the future potential suffering their kid will endure..
This village really does possess a John Thomas .... What were his parents thinking of?
One of my colleagues is called John Thomas, a great bloke who must have heard sniggers all through his life
Stifled Sniggers? eeek: I used to go to school with him!
You had a classmate called Stifled Sniggers? How bizarre. I have another colleague called Stafford Strange
Stafford Strange? I used to go to school with his brother Bull terrier... eeek:
Oh hold on tho... that wouldn't work would it.... redface:
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I went to skool with an Alice Slack noooo:
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I went to skool with an Alice Slack noooo:
I wonder if in a parallel universe (or even this one) Alice Slack is at this moment posting about the Calamitous Nick that she used to go to skool with...? rubschin:
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I was always known as "Flappy" at skool redface:
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I was always known as "Flappy" at skool redface:
Not Rabbit? Shrugs:
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I was always known as "Flappy" at skool redface:
Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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I was always known as "Floppy" at skool redface:
whistle:
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I was always known as "Flappy" at skool redface:
A much better idea ~ School Nicknames.
Mine was "Humble", following a most excellent Dickens play in which I played Uriah Heep. The master said he had never seen such acting ..... I think he meant I was very good redface:
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lol:...not because you demanded your own dressing room then lol:
Mine was bunny ::)
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Mine was Lippy... redface:
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Nothing changed there then .... 'cept for the male pattern hair-loss.
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lol:...not because you demanded your own dressing room then lol:
Mine was bunny ::)
I wonder why rubschin:
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Think cousin Nick
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Of course ...... I was just being very unsubtle eyes:
Now I feel ashamed and very 'umble redface:
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Had lunch with sis and her ex-SIL. ex-SIL has just become a grandma. Grandson's name is Raleigh Goodwood Nicklin eeek:
(And yes, he is in New York noooo:)
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Had lunch with sis and her ex-SIL. ex-SIL has just become a grandma. Grandson's name is Raleigh Goodwood Nicklin eeek:
(And yes, he is in New York noooo:)
My Sister went out with a bloke called Hugh William Major Hunt...his claim to fame (apart from going out with my sister) was that his initials were a um, one of those things that reads the same backwards as well as forwards... noooo:
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HWMH
HMWH
Your sister was duped!
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HWMH
HMWH
Your sister was duped!
Or upside down or summat... he was very tall... rubschin:
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This isn't going well, is it? noooo:
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This isn't going well, is it? noooo:
Not for HWMH anyway... ;D
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Had lunch with sis and her ex-SIL. ex-SIL has just become a grandma. Grandson's name is Raleigh Goodwood Nicklin eeek:
(And yes, he is in New York noooo:)
My Sister went out with a bloke called Hugh William Major Hunt...his claim to fame (apart from going out with my sister) was that his initials were a um, one of those things that reads the same backwards as well as forwards... noooo:
Palindrome, as in this clever little ditty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg
"Nurse, I spy gypsies, run" point:
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But it wasn't a palindromic name noooo: BM's sister couldn't figger that out and BM forgot what it was called. I blame the parents noooo:
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For 42 years I've been blessed with the surname of Bullock. I don't know why, but the Significant Spender also agreed to take on this as her married name.
Even she now admits that if 'anyone else' puts an unwarranted 'O' in there, she'll point:
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Oh Dear ~ what have we done scared2:
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What's wrong with
Bollock Bullock?
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After all these years yer man has probably heard every joke and variant we could come up with.
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rubschin:
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After all these years yer man has probably heard every joke and variant we could come up with.
Yep!
But can anyone tell me why my nickname at skool was Scut? Never did figure that one out.
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Akchewly the history of surnames in an interesting field of study.
Some are derived from an ancestor's profession or job and others come from places where their ancestors lived. My own is said to have been given, originally, to those born within a parish where the local church was dedicated to a Priest who was Barbecued by the Romans.
Legend has it that Saint Lawrence (or Lorens) was a very holy man who was ordered to bring out his parish treasures and hand them to the Romans. He called together the poor of his parish and told the Romans "These are the treasures of my church" and they put him on a gridiron to roast as punishment.
Variants on this tale can be found, if you care to look, all over the internet.
On the subject of one's name being p*ssed about with ... people often have trouble with spelling mine (you should see what the Welsh do with it!) and I have always, when asked, replied "As in Arabia".
One smart arse addressed me as Mr O'Toole for years. evil:
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After all these years yer man has probably heard every joke and variant we could come up with.
Yep!
But can anyone tell me why my nickname at skool was Scut? Never did figure that one out.
Noun 1. scut work - trivial, unrewarding, tedious, dirty, and disagreeable chores; "the hospital hired him to do scut work"
shitwork
chore, job, task - a specific piece of work required to be done as a duty or for a specific fee; "estimates of the city's loss on that job ranged as high as a million dollars"; "the job of repairing the engine took several hours"; "the endless task of classifying the samples"; "the farmer's morning chores"
Were you the skool fag? whistle:
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After all these years yer man has probably heard every joke and variant we could come up with.
Yep!
But can anyone tell me why my nickname at skool was Scut? Never did figure that one out.
Have you got defective hearing?
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For 42 years I've been blessed with the surname of Bullock. I don't know why, but the Significant Spender also agreed to take on this as her married name.
Even she now admits that if 'anyone else' puts an unwarranted 'O' in there, she'll point:
Is your missus Tina Turner (http://www.suite101.com/content/tina-turner-turns-71-queen-of-rock-and-roll-finds-peace-a313533) 71 years old, fantastic
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Is your missus Tina Turner 71 years old, fantastic
Nope. She's Sandra, 46, even more fantastic. ;D
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Is your missus Tina Turner 71 years old, fantastic
Nope. She's Sandra, 46, even more fantastic. ;D
Does she call you scut? whistle: