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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:51:41 PM

Title: DDD is here!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:51:41 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:52:16 PM
Has he got a stammer?
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:53:17 PM
Has he got a stammer?

Shrugs:

I've no idea who he/she/it is... long time no see tho....  cloud9:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 05:55:46 PM
I was just checking, like. He can out rant Growler (RIP)  cloud9:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 05:58:16 PM
He/she/it has lots of catching up to do...  noooo:

Don't click 'read unread posts since your last visit'! FFS! happy001
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 28, 2010, 06:01:43 PM
He/she/it is a very large bra. eeek:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 06:02:13 PM
He/she/it has lots of catching up to do...  noooo:

Don't click 'read unread posts since your last visit'! FFS! happy001
Most of them are shite anyway. Oh, and DDD, avoid anything to do with CLuedo  noooo:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:02:38 PM
He/she/it is a very large bra. eeek:

(  o  Y  o  )   Drool:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:03:26 PM
Posting in 'Farce'...  cloud9:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:06:38 PM
Long post or slow typer... Shrugs:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: DDD on November 28, 2010, 06:22:15 PM
Oi, I've been busy like.

Apparently the rest of you haven't...
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:22:59 PM
Oi, I've been busy like.

Apparently the rest of you haven't...

 noooo:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: DDD on November 28, 2010, 06:38:24 PM
Actually, I've not been that busy - it's just that Cyta managed to lose my T'internet connection, I dunno, a few years ago so I've been offline for a while.  cussing:

After some serious arguments, repeated foot-stamping, sit-ins at their offices, holding employees hostage and general illegal mayhem the problem has now been finally resolved in true British fashion and for the benefit of their Cypriot employees.

I moved house.  point:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2010, 06:39:20 PM
Actually, I've not been that busy - it's just that Cyta managed to lose my T'internet connection, I dunno, a few years ago so I've been offline for a while.  cussing:

After some serious arguments, repeated foot-stamping, sit-ins at their offices, holding employees hostage and general illegal mayhem the problem has now been finally resolved in true British fashion and for the benefit of their Cypriot employees.

I moved house.  point:

 lol:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: DDD on November 28, 2010, 06:58:49 PM
After the 'string' broke, apparently they couldn't just chuck another across the road lofted high 'twixt the Cypress fir and the fig tree as they had done in the past - new EU rools, like.

This would have to be a 'road-up' job, with me as benefactor. Hence my permanent disconnection from the outer-world until my recent move.

For the €1200 service provision, €60 per month for T'internet and crappy 2Mb download speeds, I decided to pocket the money and do without.

The savings I made have allowed me and the Significant Spender to adorn our living room with a beautiful hand-crafted rug.
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Just One More on November 28, 2010, 07:09:39 PM
As a matter of interest, how much did the rug cost. If it was anything over £100, whisper it  ;)
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 07:10:11 PM
A rug? Now we are talking  angel1
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: DDD on November 28, 2010, 07:15:45 PM
As a matter of interest, how much did the rug cost. If it was anything over £100, whisper it  ;)

I don't do your UK Pounds anymore, but I fondly remember the Cyprus £  cloud9:

The Significant Spender suggested it was a snip @ circa £400. I'm inclined to agree.
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2010, 07:17:50 PM
It must be a fake  noooo:
Title: Re: DDD is here!
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2010, 07:21:04 PM
Not necessarily ~ it may not be as large as your famous rug and it certainly didn't have to fly as far.