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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 03, 2010, 05:10:29 PM
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Let me see rubschin:
Barrel of Pinot. CHeck
Bedding. Check
Towels. Check
Scented candles, like. Check
Another barrel of Pinot. Check
Biscuits. Check
Bog cleaned. Um......................Check
Plan of action. Nope
What can possibly go wrong?
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How long have we got? whistle:
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2 barrels of Pinot...All will be well of that I'm sure.
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Hope Nick has got some suitable refreshments in for Miss C's other half (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-confused002.gif&hash=e808780dad4bd9ba620a87477da5dcf2eb4bcb92) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) ...or is this a clandestine assignation... eyes:
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He does as he is told, I have no doubt. I have some Horlicks for him angel1
Why does HOrlicks suddenly sound rude? rubschin:
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It's your smutty mind my dear. eveilgrin:
I like Horlicks.
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Horlicks... sick2:
Ovaltine... sick2:
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2 barrels of Pinot...All will be well of that I'm sure.
Unfortunately Nick ordered via tescos online so you now have 2 barrels of peanuts lol:
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lol: Oh bugger.
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Horlicks... sick2:
Ovaltine... sick2:
Missus and I were discussing this last night. She had asked if I wanted to take a cup of tea up to bed and I remarked that there was a time when I would chase her up the stairs but after 23 years together we are discussing taking a cuppa with us instead of thinking "Bedtime! eyes:"
That led on to other bedtime drinks ... We agreed that Chocolate was best, Horlicks second best (for me but she hates it) Ovaltine neither of us had tasted since we were children and then we remembered that coffee substitute "Barley Cup" sick2:
We settled on Hot Choccy. She went to sleep with hers half finished and I lay listening to the cricket. How life changes noooo:
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Horlicks... sick2:
Ovaltine... sick2:
Missus and I were discussing this last night. She had asked if I wanted to take a cup of tea up to bed and I remarked that there was a time when I would chase her up the stairs but after 23 years together we are discussing taking a cuppa with us instead of thinking "Bedtime! eyes:"
That led on to other bedtime drinks ... We agreed that Chocolate was best, Horlicks second best (for me but she hates it) Ovaltine neither of us had tasted since we were children and then we remembered that coffee substitute "Barley Cup" sick2:
We settled on Hot Choccy. She went to sleep with hers half finished and I lay listening to the cricket. How life changes noooo:
Did she listen to the cricket before then...? Shrugs:
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Horlicks... sick2:
Ovaltine... sick2:
Missus and I were discussing this last night. She had asked if I wanted to take a cup of tea up to bed and I remarked that there was a time when I would chase her up the stairs but after 23 years together we are discussing taking a cuppa with us instead of thinking "Bedtime! eyes:"
That led on to other bedtime drinks ... We agreed that Chocolate was best, Horlicks second best (for me but she hates it) Ovaltine neither of us had tasted since we were children and then we remembered that coffee substitute "Barley Cup" sick2:
We settled on Hot Choccy. She went to sleep with hers half finished and I lay listening to the cricket. How life changes noooo:
Did she listen to the cricket before then...? Shrugs:
No ~ I listen to it throughout the night using headphones rather than disturb anyone else. Yes she does like cricket but doesn't like the radio on all night.
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I used to listen to the radio most of the night, till the World Service messed about and took the good stuff off, then there was only cricket on.... so I stopped listening.... like. ;D
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I tend to try and sleep at night ....it's a revolutionary idea I know whistle:
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Never been any good at it, used to share a bedroom with my sister and had to read by the light from the street light while sat in the window.... and I am going to regret putting that possibly. noooo:
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You had a window .....you lucky ******* lol:
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Never been any good at it, used to share a bedroom with my sister and had to read by the light from the street light while sat in the window.... and I am going to regret putting that possibly. noooo:
Oh yes! point:
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Reel em in.... lol: lol: lol:
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Miss C phones to report she is en route. SHe then reveals that a brief stop at IKEA is required on the way eeek: Brief?? SHe gives an ETA of 3.30!!
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Miss C phones to report she is en route. SHe then reveals that a brief stop at IKEA is required on the way eeek: Brief?? SHe gives an ETA of 3.30!!
She is hoping the car will break down/get stolen or summat... noooo:
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What can possibly go wrong?
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Never been any good at it, used to share a bedroom with my sister and had to read by the light from the street light while sat in the window.... and I am going to regret putting that possibly. noooo:
Oh yes! point:
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Bugger! Barman beat me to it ;) ... and I bet there was a hosepipe running from the lamp-post to the meter
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Dottingham is off line rubschin:
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Are your ears burning? rubschin:
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You too eh?
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Warm as toast here ;) I imagine a gossip-a-thon is in progress ;D
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Without a doubt ;D
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Has Miss C bought our Nick some meatballs from Ikea ? rubschin:
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Never been any good at it, used to share a bedroom with my sister and had to read by the light from the street light while sat in the window.... and I am going to regret putting that possibly. noooo:
Oh yes! point:
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Bugger! Barman beat me to it ;) ... and I bet there was a hosepipe running from the lamp-post to the meter
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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Is she dead yet...? scared2:
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I don't know, but has anybody seen Prince Phillip lately rubschin:
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Miss C is here! cloud9:
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Nick could be logging in as her though rubschin:
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Nick could be logging in as her though rubschin:
She wasn't browsing from Nick's IP address... whistle:
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Does your IP scanner work if they are using something llike Dameware? whistle:
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Phew. My carpet is full of Guacomole noooo: noooo: Miss C is now officially unconscious. Mr C is struggling. I have lit candles noooo: My fridge is FULL of Pinot eeek:
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Miss C is now officially unconscious. Mr C is struggling.
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Did you roll a double six first ?
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I believe she intends to report in shortly. Pinot and more of the mahoosive curry will restore her, I am sure angel1
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Pinot and more of the mahoosive curry will restore her,
Or at least lift out the Guacomole
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Miss C is now officially unconscious. Mr C is struggling.
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Did you roll a double six first ?
lol:
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Guacomole or Mushy Peas? ..... They are oop North you know. whistle:
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Well we seemed to have survived the night. I await a full report on my sofa bed comfort or otherwise confused: Now we have to make it to lunch scared2:
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Well we seemed to have survived the night. I await a full report on my sofa bed comfort or otherwise confused: Now we have to make it to lunch scared2:
Is the spy camera working...? eyes:
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I don't know. WHere have you hidden it?
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tunble:
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Prolly comatose after Sunday Lunch ... it can happen; there's a whole thread about it somewhere whistle:
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Poor Miss C... sad24:
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Poor Miss C... sad24:
Do you think the Guacomole was from Sam and Ella? scared2:
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Poor Miss C... sad24:
Do you think the Guacomole was from Sam and Ella? scared2:
eeek:
Most likely knowing our Nick... noooo:
Oh I do hope there wasn't a microwave involved... or a prostitute... noooo:
Imagine the obituary... doh:
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Horlicks... sick2:
Ovaltine... sick2:
Missus and I were discussing this last night. She had asked if I wanted to take a cup of tea up to bed and I remarked that there was a time when I would chase her up the stairs but after 23 years together we are discussing taking a cuppa with us instead of thinking "Bedtime! eyes:"
That led on to other bedtime drinks ... We agreed that Chocolate was best, Horlicks second best (for me but she hates it) Ovaltine neither of us had tasted since we were children and then we remembered that coffee substitute "Barley Cup" sick2:
We settled on Hot Choccy. She went to sleep with hers half finished and I lay listening to the cricket. How life changes noooo:
Did she listen to the cricket before then...? Shrugs:
No ~ I listen to it throughout the night using headphones rather than disturb anyone else. Yes she does like cricket but doesn't like the radio on all night.
Mr Wench has moved into the living room with Brother Wench on inflatable mattresses and they are watching on sky sports news. noooo:
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Phew. They have just set off. Went caving last night and then curry takeaway.
Mr C's dongle has vanished without trace which remains a mystery noooo:
Bit of an architecturally themed drive about and then a visit to my childhood inspiration, George The Stuffed Gorillla. We all marvelled at his mahoosive stuffed willy, especially Miss C eeek:
Jolly good pub lunch and back to Nick Towers for further futile dongle hunting, hob nobs, ranting and giggling.
Miss C enjoyed industrial quantities of Pinot and we then carried her to the van.
SUccessful weekend which we all survived, just confused:
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We'll get the true story later I shouldn't wonder...
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I fear MIss C's fingers may not be werking in the right order noooo:
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Still drowsy from Rohypnol I spect...
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We'll get the true story later I shouldn't wonder...
Wot he said...
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surrender:
We spent a rather lovely weekend in Nottingham. Other than the guacamole incident the arse over tit incident, prior to our arrival, Nick not me, and the dissapearing dongle incident nothing went wrong. eeek:
George does indeed have a willy to be proud of and proud it most certainly was. eeek:
The sheet ice, on the whole did not deter us.
The Trip was interesting to say the least and we saw some mahoosive houses and bits of rock.
Mr C took some interesting pictures of the floor tiles in the hall way of Nick Towers 3/4 as you do!
Oh and the soup which I took with me to dispose of returned with us and is now fermenting nicely in the hall way.
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But what of the mysterious invisible dongle?
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I think the dongle fairy must have taken it.
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I reckon it is somewhere within the mysterious mechanics of the sofa bed.
When we last moved from one house to another the removal men, for ease of getting it out through the doors, took our sofa bed apart ..... we found all sorts of stuff that had been missing for years! redface:
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I took that apart again last night noooo:
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I reckon it is somewhere within the mysterious mechanics of the sofa bed.
When we last moved from one house to another the removal men, for ease of getting it out through the doors, took our sofa bed apart ..... we found all sorts of stuff that had been missing for years! redface:
Popcorn:
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I haven't got any sofa beds, can you make some other suggestions to look as my sat nav thingy and my gym card are still missing..... will go look in the garage. surrender:
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I reckon it is somewhere within the mysterious mechanics of the sofa bed.
When we last moved from one house to another the removal men, for ease of getting it out through the doors, took our sofa bed apart ..... we found all sorts of stuff that had been missing for years! redface:
Popcorn:
Kids toys
A lot of bread/biscuit crumbs
Several pounds in loose change
A pair of knickers (that no-one would admit to having ever seen before)
A single stocking (ditto)
Other items too delicate to mention here but "Dongle" would be an apt description.
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Oh I forgot to mention the green man that was purchased here.
http://www.nottinghamcity.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=1037
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I took that apart again last night noooo:
It's gubbed then. noooo:
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Oh I forgot to mention the green man that was purchased here.
http://www.nottinghamcity.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=1037
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Bloody Hell! He's only lived there a few weeks and already he is a tourist attraction.
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I know it's amazing, mind you we made a fortune charging an entrance fee. whistle: